Good Night

This podcast is about National Simple Week...no kidding. The guys who thought it up were...guys. Guys are simple. Women are complicated. Give a guy a roof over his head, enough to eat, and good sex, and he's happy. Women also need a roof over their heads, and enough to eat. But the roof overhead should be part of a mansion, complete with a handsome butler and a very hard working maid. Women also need lots of shoes, stylish jeans, the proper makeup, some diamonds, a relationship with a guy who's a good dancer, has a nice car, and has something that's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives her crazy...no...that's a description of hundred dollar bills. When she says, "We need" it means "I Want", when she says, "Do what you want" she means "You'll pay for this later." When she says, "Do you love me", she means she wants something really expensive. When she says, "How MUCH do you love me" she means "I did something today you proably won't like."If she says, "Can't we just be friends" she means "There's n