Would You Like Franchise With That?

This week, in protest of the killing of unarmed aquatic reptiles by a trigger-happy force of militarised bushmen, we take the Crocodile Dund-knee and wrestle our way through Crocodile Dundee, Crocodile Dundee 2 and Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles. Jack has a run in with a deadly Australian bike-spider, Nick uncovers Cheech Marin's finest hour, and Callan peed on a snake when he lived under a house. That's not a knife, this is... well actually, I suppose by definition it is a knife, albeit a small one in comparison to my quite big one. I may have jumped the gun on my evaluation. Carry on.