Would You Like Franchise With That?

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, it's the Would You Like Franchise With That Holiday Special Bonus Episode! This week we hang our stockings, warm up our eggnog and settle in with two absolute Christmas Classics, Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. 'Tis the season to recount the time Callan got Home Alone-d by his family in Brisbane, deck the halls with Kohl's scientific explanation of the relationship between shiny objects and the "Ding!" sound effect, and it's beginning to look a lot like Jack's most well-received intro wordplay of the show so far. KEVIN!!!!!