Full Disclosure: Sex, Culture, And Comedy

Lady Sophia is a dominatrix, sex educator, and proprietor of Chicago Dungeon Rentals, one of the classiest places I've ever been to that happens to also allow ladies to take a stiletto straight to a man's junk and leave them begging for more. Lady Sophia and me in the bedroom. Sophia took me on a tour of her amazing dungeon - which honest to god, is one of the best smelling places I've ever been in. There was an array of flogs, paddles, masks, shock devices, rigs, and so much more. Gas Mask Paddler was my steampunk indie band's name in high school. Then we took it back to the bedroom where Nick joined us in my internet box. We talked about the devastating loss the Niners faced yesterday, and the woman who wanted me to make out with her in front of her ex-boyfriend. Then we get into it with Lady Sophia - discussing how she got her start, the types of clients she gets, the ins-and-outs of running a dungeon and being a dominatrix, and also urine bongs: After all this talk of the kink she doles out, I decided th