Enneagram For Idiots

What each number is like at a party 9s are the life of the party for sure 8s are the dominant energy in the room Are you classic or are you average? Do 7s love their own parties the most? 6s, you like to drink or nah? 5s aren't at the party or they're on the ceiling like a recluse spider 4s are SO OBSCURE AND DIFFERENT, come find them 3s be chattin 2s will give you what you need but don't you dare need them too much 1s are silly dancers maybe You should probably do the opposite of everything that we talked about