Super Pee Pee Time

You know those classic gladiator stories? The ones where one of the gladiators comes along, thighs approaching, and talks about how the fin is the shark of the shark? No, no, the ones where you find out where your woopyness comes from? The kind where you use the film "Ripen Me, Daddy," as a reference? Yeah. We don't either. We don't know anything about it.