Super Pee Pee Time

Y'all have a hankerin' for one of those old time, frontier romances? You know, one of the ones that comes complete with a love triangle, a nerf dreidel, and some fresh newberry pie? With fantasies of kids running around with trees for friends, and a girl, streaking her hair with gerbil oil? Sure you are. Why wouldn't you be? Well, here you are, then! Enjoy!