Super Pee Pee Time

It's that time again when the calendar people tell you it's time to "buy a new calendar" because last year's calendar "doesn't make any sense this year" and is "no longer accurate." Well, you can be suckers if you want to, and fall for that. But no matter who you are, it's time for New Year's Eve. It's a time for cooking for those you love, it's a time for tasting the people in your neighborhood, and it's a time for that traditional image of cobras frightening people from shop to shop in the mall. So enjoy Chef Rene and Charlene, and the Gianetti brothers, and please don't drink and drive. And definitely don't drank and blarp. And don't dick and donk. And we will see you in the new year. And by that, we mean that we will almost certainly not see you at all. But, you know, we'll do more of this.