What Happending?

In a What Happending first, our hosts watch the first and last episode of a single season of competitive reality TV, the Bachelorette season 12! 26 dudes whittled down to one. Who will it be? The erectile dysfunction counselor/pastor? A non-white person? The country boy? Santa? Spoiler: it's a white person.   Apocalypse Now, ElimiDate, All-4-One, coconut basketball, and Starship Troopers are also discussed.