Chewing The Scenery Horror Movie Podcast

Episode 79 is about a 2012 independent zombie film called “The Battery”. This film was written and directed by Jeremy Gardner, who also stars as Ben. Shudder subscribers will already have access to this, but Amazon has it as a rental as well. Richard and Will both loved it! As you get into the episode, you’ll notice the absence of Jolyon’s dulcet tones. That’s right, he’s off drawing Gumby and Tales from the Crypt, which the world really needs right now. Will has been watching “The Vampire Diaries” for some reason. It’s a show that goes crazy and blows storytelling opportunities right and left. And don’t get Will started on Robert Stack’s delivery or reenactment actor’s bad Cockney accents in “Unsolved Mysteries”. Richard watched the 1977 Japanese movie “House”. Is it total nonsense? Is it horror? Well, let’s just say a girl gets eaten by a piano. And there’s a witch. Horror. Did “The Battery” director Jeremy Gardner have to do full frontal nudity as a trade to get actor Adam Cronheim to spank i