Hey, Want To Watch A Movie?

Yar, ahoy there mateys! Captain Ellis here, and we be watchin' Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Joinin' me is my First Mate, Mike Meitin, and scurvy swabs Borderline Neil and Paul from Des Moines.Plus, we be drinkin' rum according to this here Pirates of the Caribbean drinking game. Rule 1: Choose your pirate from the list below, and whenever someone says their name or any variation thereof, drink. Captain Jack SparrowWilliam TurnerElizabeth SwannCaptain Barbossa Rule 2: Whenever Will does something well-intentioned, but nonetheless goofy, shout AVAST! And drink. Rule 3: Whenever Barbossa uses unnecessarily big words, shout out the longest word you can think of. Whoever's word is the longest gets to make the others drink. Preparing words in advance is CHEATING Rule 4: Whenever Captain Jack Sparrow gives a nonsensical or unlikely answer to a simple question, shout "Savvy" and drink. Rule 5: Whenever Elizabeth shouts at