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This week on #NoOffense we announce the winner of our crazy sex story contest sponsored by Spunk Lube. There were lots of great submissions and was a hard fought week on the polls for the final four, but congrats to Bobby Light of Simmons and Moore for winning our first contest! Add another ring to the collection boys! Aside from that we had our typical WTF Florida nonsense, this week with a scantily clad bicyclist in Miami, a man who gave his wife a wet willy and got the cops called on him, and a couple from Ocala that modified their trailer with a drive-thru window to better serve their heroin and meth clientele. Entrepreneurship at its finest here in the sunshine state! We also talked about a mom who wanted to be artificially inseminated with her dead son's sperm, how giving your woman oral pleasure is actually good for your health and the legal prostitution drive up's in Switzerland. We talk Dez Bryant and how he got owned by Jake Paul, how the jets did Teddy Bridgewater wrong and end up going down a rab