Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Listen, we give a warning in the description of every episode, but it is especially necessary for this one. Adult content ahead. Consider yourself warned.In Episode 69, hosts Alyce and Laura delve* into the dirty debauchery of Star Wars news, recaps, trivia in an effort to probably scar you for life.   Alyce rocked her test! So let’s take a shot! Yay, Alyce!One man’s Sarlacc is another man’s feisty butthole.“Book of Boba Fett” is too many words to say so it’s “bobf” now. We don’t make the rules. Anyway here’s the “Reign” teaser.Disney may have just narrowed down the premiere date for Andor-And/Or What. But in the age of COVID, deadlines are more like guidelines, so take it with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila.Laura is not allowed to see Frozen on stage. Not for pervert reasons.Alyce has Thanksgiving Day traditions and it involves parades and dogs and *checks notes* crying?Deadline announces our live-action Sabine Wren (allegedly). What do you think?Can someone send us the Star Wars issue of Empire Magaz