Whiskey And The Surfer

Props as always to the fine folks at thesmokinggun.com who bring the heat week after week and year after year watching the world devolve only Florida based human being at a time. Handcuffed, post-sex and fighting cops, this story sounds more like an Ed Buck letter to Hustler than two humans experiencing the simulation through stimulation.SEPTEMBER 16--While under arrest in the rear of a police car, a handcuffed Florida couple removed their clothes and began having sex, an encounter that eventually was interrupted when a sheriff’s deputy “opened the door to stop them,” according to an arrest report.Around 11:40 PM Friday, a cop stopped a man and woman who were riding bicycles with no lights on a street in Fernandina Beach, a city outside Jacksonville. “As the two bikes cut across the road, they were almost hit by another vehicle...due to them not having any lights on,” a Nassau County Sheriff’s Office deputy noted.While questioning the suspects--Megan Mondanaro, 35, and Aaron Thomas, 31--a patrolman noted that