I Didn't Say That

On today’s episode the elephants lose their minds about the Arizona gubernatorial debate being canceled because PBS didn’t feel comfortable having only Kari Lake show up (because Katie Hobbs is a garbage human and a coward). Then in Pennsylvania we have the national media gaslighting us by claiming John Fetterman isn’t obviously incapacitated by his stroke, even though an NBC journalist committed an act of journalism and shared he experience of being unable to communicate with him. After all of that the elephants laugh about the success of the adult happy meal and a failing metaverse company.