B-sides For X-mas

Bob Rich, 1970 — We’ve seen this one before — it came to my attention last year about three weeks too late. So to start off this year’s round of holiday goodness, here it is again. Information on this track is scarce, but it sports some unapologetically deep lyrics: “I’ve got Christmas in my pants/and my hands on my hips/I’ve got Easter for a zipper/and Shakespeare’s upper lip.” Whoa.