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TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN HELP THE SURVIVORS & FAMILY OF THE PULSE GAY CLUB SHOOTING, PLEASE VISIT: http://www.weareorlando.org No matter who you fuck or who you love, we fucking love you! HAPPY PRIDE!! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne attempts to dissect self-hate in the LGBTQIA community and Krystyna tries to understand an unhealthy relationship unraveling right across the street from her apartment. Then, the women of Sorry About Last Night sit down at Sirius Radio with today's guest -- one of the most influential presences in hip hop -- DJ WHOO KID! The three don't have a ton in common, but they try their best to understand each other, the treatment of women in the hip hop community, what it's like to have your fuck fest interrupted by 50 Cent, The Illuminati, the secret life of Khloe Kardashian, group sex, fatherhood, and what to play when you wanna fuck white girls (SPOILER ALERT: Justin Bieber). PLUS: YOU WILL FIND OUT WHAT A PANCAKE IS BESIDES A FLUFFY BREAKFAST TREAT & YOUR LIFE

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE (we need to talk about it). On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast, Corinne & Krystyna want to address the elephant getting raped in the room. Wow. Someone, please help this fucking elephant. She's being raped and not a lot of people seem to care. In fact, some people don't even fucking believe her. The gals of Sorry About Last Night then sit down with fellow comic and host of The Naked Show, ALISON KLEMP, to talk about her clit getting bitten, the motel room you end up in when you answer a Craigslist ad to be a fluffer, teen pool party play gone too far, catcalling (both the innovative and the offensive), and body shit. It's one hell of a good time minus a bunch of rape and other assorted sexual assault stuff. PLUS: HILL JUST MADE HISTORY!! Check out THE NAKED SHOW hosted by this week's guest, ALISON KLEMP, at The Creek and the Cave. Tix here: http://creeklic.com/events/naked-show-20-pre-sale-30-door/ **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUN

While Corinne was losing her Waffle House virginity in her boyfriend's home state of Ohio, Krystyna was letting her areolas get some sun on a nude beach in New Jersey. On this week's episode of GUYS WE FUCKED, the gals sit down with playwright & director (among other things) ADAM RAPP to talk about being a mischievous youth in Joliet, Illinois, being raised by a single mother, what it's like to be pursued by a pedophile, how to make penetration look real on stage, WTF is up with his new play Wolf in the River (starring Corinne's roommate & former GWF guest Kristin Friedlander!!), and how sometimes your soulmate is right there on Twitter asphyxiating herself with a plastic bag. PLUS: How to message hot babes on social media. Check out Adam Rapp's "Wolf in the River" now through June 6th only at The Flea Theater in NYC by buying tix here (just $20!): https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/954298?mc_cid=7f14536f51&mc_eid=16c9dda1ff **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF

**FUN WARNING** This episode was recorded LIVE in front of a SOLD OUT (350 people!!) crowd at The Bell House in Brooklyn! Whiskeys in hand, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (together, known as the comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) take their stools (that's def a poop joke) on stage to host the craziest, rowdiest, booziest episode of #GuysWeFucked to-date! Joined by famed NYC drag queen/Beyonce impersonator WILLIAM BAILEY AKA JADA VALENCIAGA, the three discuss shopping for drag wigs with your mom, what pronoun drag queens prefer, how a boy learns to walk in high heels, music, homosexuality, performing, and the very intricate process of tucking a dick in your ass! PLUS: Young white girls come on stage and share their non-problems & William performs a tune by Jess Glynne! IT'S A MUTHAFUCKIN BLAST! **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW WILLIAM

YA HOOKED UP WITH LIL WAYNE A DECADE AGO & IT'S BEEN HAUNTIN' YA, YA WANTED TO HELP A WOMAN WITH A HEAVY BOX BUT ERGH FEMINISM, AND NOW YA TRYIN' TO HOOK UP WITH THE OLDER DUDE YOU MET ON YOUR FLIGHT TO NYC...wow, your life is pretty much a sitcom. Heeeeeeey, it's another episode of #GuysWeFucked with ya favorite sluts who don't use the word slut - CORINNE & KRYSTYNA. On this week's ep, the comedy duo sits down with rapper SHANE SANTO AKA DOAM PEACE to talk about what the rap game means to him, getting pussy for your craft, serious relationship sex, being a one-minute man, feeling sexy, man buns, and the treatment of women in rap music. PLUS: Do single ladies live longer & why it's important to not use Corinne's pussy as a dating app. Thenkyewsomuch. **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Ins

HOLD ONTO YOUR PUSSIES, KIDS...THIS IS A FUN ONE!! Join Corinne, Krystyna, and their guest, LWANTALE KALEMERA, a Ugandan-American grad student & #fucker, as they discuss her upbringing, her Beijing fling (sorry, had to), tradition, and, you guessed it, FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION!! PLUS: Pick-up lines for a dude with Asperger's, how to tell the guy who blocked you on social media you're pregnant with his kid, and what to do when your 11-year-old just cannot stop masturbating. Guys We Fucked, it's a family podcast! **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk "How Much?": youtu.be/M2-K7VkXGXE SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY (& NASHVILLE, TN & COLUMBUS, OHIO!!): FRID

The male gaze stops...now! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comic and creator of the Headless Women of Hollywood blog, MARCIA BELSKY, to discuss women being active sexual beings, the importance of a sense of humor in times of duress, reverse sexism, late-in-life lesbian moments, and the emotional connection required for a relationship to work. Also, don't worry, during the revolution a lot of older white men will die, but not your dad. PLUS: Should you tell future boos you were molested by a priest and how do you handle being the heavier, less attractive BFF? **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** TWEET MARCIA @MarciaBelsky www.headlesswomenofhollywood.com Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorry

The love of your life is dead...but you're still horny. He told you you're the one...but he has a girlfriend. You're cumming so hard every time...but he openly hates black people. What we're trying to say is...AIN'T LIFE A BITCH? On this week's episode of Guys Fucked, the girls of Sorry About Last Night decided to stray from the norm and present you with some research, facts, and accurate medical knowledge. Corinne and Krystyna sit down with DR. LINDA PRINE, the Founder and Medical Director of the Reproductive Health Access Project (not to brag, but she's given like A LOT of abortions), and are schooled in a shit-ton of vag and peen stuff. It's, like, pretty informative. DR. LINDA PRINE'S Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Prine WOMEN ON WAVES http://www.womenonwaves.org REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH ACCESS PROJECT http://www.reproductiveaccess.org **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: t

HEY GUYS SORRY WE WERE OUT DANCING TO PRINCE MUSIC IN BROOKLYN HAVE SOME RESPECT. Are you an orgasm faker? Are you and your gf in love with the same chick? Does your Stepdad have naked pix of you? At least two of these things are a problem. On today's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with Australian media personality, political satirist, and TV show host JOSH ZEPPS to discuss his hatred of labels, the history of homosexuality, Thai viagra, fucking women, fucking men, and fucking goats. Sure, he's married to a dude, but he's not fucking 'gay', ok? Follow JOSH on Twitter: twitter.com/joshzepps **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY (&a

Are comedians ever really too busy to date? Should you break-up with your girlfriend who has cancer? On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with acclaimed author, JON RONSON, to talk about SHAME - its purpose, its power, and how it is pulling us down. Justine Sacco. Monica Lewinsky. Rachel Dolezal. It's been proven all too many times that shame can ruin lives. In the age of social media, we have all become members of the jury. Why? (Oh, also, Jon was on a porn set...he's super cute when he talks about it.) Jon's latest book, "SO, YOU'VE BEEN PUBLICLY SHAMED?" is available online and in all major bookstores in hardcover and paperback. Visit JON's Website: http://www.jonronson.com/ Follow JON on Twitter: twitter.com/jonronson **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagr

Pussy be itchy. Pussy be smelly. Pussy, just be. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with one of the NYC comedy scene's hidden treasures -- Mr. PETEY DeABREU! Petey regales the girls with stories of his former white collar crime lifestyle, his 4-year-long escort addiction, excess in Miami, unlearning his hood-bred homophobia, dating a stripper, catching feelings, footing the bill on an abortion, and that one time cat-calling worked. PLUS: Nipple play gone awry and Europe one-[c]ups us yet again... Tweet this week's guest, PETEY DeABREU: twitter.com/Pdeezjokes **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY (NJ/MIAMI!) WEDNESDAY, APRIL

Corinne's pissed at women, Krystyna's eatin' pussy...what a fucking week it's been for the hosts of #GuysWeFucked! On today's episode, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian and writer MYKA FOX to talk about being late to the masturbation game, doing a shit-ton of coke, breast reduction, obsession, desperation, rape fantasies with a hot magician, and what to do when your boo barks at you in bed. PLUS: Is being in the army as a woman (a) NOT FUN, (b) REALLY NOT FUN, or (c) SUPER DUPER NOT FUN?? Tweet this week's guest, MYKA FOX: twitter.com/mykafox **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!* Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY (NJ/MIAMI!) MONDAY, APRIL 25TH - Doors at 7pm, Show at 8pm !

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne has some pretty big news (no, she's not pregnant)!! Today, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with their good friend, comic, and huge GWF fan, BLAIR SOCCI, to discuss a sexual and emotional relationship with an authority figure that has haunted her for most of her adult life. At 17, Blair got involved with an older man she knew from her high school and quickly became a ghost of a person. After years of lying to friends and family, blaming herself, and being manipulated and stalked, she is finally ready to share her experience with the very podcast that helped her become the sexually enlightened young woman she is today. PLUS: Why it's not a good idea to fuck your wife's sister and the shocking announcement that threesomes are not EVERYONE'S sexual fantasy. Tweet this week's guest, BLAIR SOCCI: twitter.com/blairsocci DONATE TO #FUCKER LILA'S GOFUNDME FOR HER BROTHER'S FUNERAL EXPENSES: https://www.gofundme.com/yft9fmzk **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON

Today's episode is brought to you by Third Love & Square Space! You know they fucking hate this word, but even Corinne & Krystyna have to admit that this week's guest, MIKE BROWN (no, not that one, another one), is brave. After coming to terms with the fact that he is addicted to porn, Mormon Mike Brown sought help via Facebook, group meetings, Ted Talks, Terry Crews videos, prayer, and, as of this week, therapy. Mike enlightens the girls of Sorry About Last Night on what porn addiction (and all addiction) does to the brain, how porn addiction changes how he views women, how it has ruined his real life relationships, how it has made him feel like he wasn't good enough, why he decided to come out publicly about his addiction, and the difference between guilt and shame. PLUS: An Australian teen thanks the podcast for making her feel cool about her virginity! (Yay!!) VIDEOS (and porn addiction group) WE TALK ABOUT IN THIS EPISODE (super fucking interesting and informative!!): Ted Talk #1: https://m.youtu

What do you do if your friends are being dicks to your dude before they've even met him? Is 6 months enough time to be monogamous before embarking on a threesome? Corinne & Krystyna aren't really too sure, but they're going to do their darndest to provide these #fuckers with an answer! On this week's episode, well, it's been a spell since the girls of Sorry About Last Night have sat down with their closest gay friends to talk about life, so today they welcome back DUFF (Gay Panel Pt. 1) and his also-gay-brother, ERIC! The four friends discuss the homosexual stereotype, what makes one gay man punch another gay man in the face, glory holes, timing your coming-out announcement in conjunction with your brother's, genital cleanliness, aesthetic judgement, having a super hot partner, the term "fag", what to do when you're both tops, and drinking. Lots of it. Check out DUFF's cartoon, MYSTERY SQUAD GALS! www.mysterysquadgals.com facebook.com/tweendetectives Email us: sorryaboutlastnightshow@gmail.com Tweet the l

The girls just flew back from North Carolina AND BOY ARE THEIR ARMS TIRED! While Krystyna reflects on the awesome masturbation sesh she had in her private Chapel Hill hotel room, Corinne got off the airplane and wasted no time going on a trip of a different color. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night make a checkmark on their bucket list with 15-year-old guest RUBY! Ruby comes into the studio with some super stressful boy problems, but leaves Corinne & Krystyna much wiser than they entered. Ruby sheds light on what it's like to be overly mature (mentally and physically), the high school stigma of being a single virgin, drug use, slut-shaming amongst friends, Sex Ed, growing up with a single mom, and the constant struggle to not dumb yourself down to make yourself more attractive to males. PLUS: Tips to keep your long-term relationship going strong as long as you both shall live! Today's episode is sponsored by CASPER Mattresses! For $50 off your first purchase, go to www.casper.com/gwf and enter

Has your early 20s sex life gotten stale? Do you think everything is about you? Are you young, white, and easily offended? Great, then this episode is for you! This week, NYC-based comics Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with Comedy Cellar regular WIL SYLVINCE to find out what it was like growing up with Haitian parents in Brooklyn, fearing you raped the first girl you ever slept with, when's the best time to eat a pussy, the difference between a good blow job and a bad blow job, how someone with a huge dick can think he has a small dick, the difference between Black women and White women in bed, touching titties on school grounds, and what the late Patrice O'Neal kept in his treasure chest (duh, of course he had a treasure chest). Today's episode is sponsored by SQUARE SPACE! Go head... build ya own website. It's way easier than you think, Krystyna did it and she sucks at design. For 10% off your purchase, visit squarespace.com and enter code GWF at checkout. Email us: sorryaboutlastnightshow@

Sure your week was rough, but at least you didn't find your boyfriend's box of pussies, become Eskimo sisters with your mom, or have to consolidate your vaginas... On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with their pal, comedian JUSTY DODGE, who has really been through the wringer. Meth addict? Check! Abortion? Check! Cutter? Check! Divorced before 30? Check! Eating disorder? Check! Bipolar Disorder? CHEEEEEEECK! You think you've overcome obstacles to be the person you are today? This chick from Minnesota sees your obstacles and raises you one thousand, ya fuckin' pussy. Also, HAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY KRYSTYNA!!!! This episode is sponsored by RABBLE! Hear us rabble LIVE following the season premiere of GIRLS on HBO Sunday, February 21st @ 10pm EST Click here for more info: goo.gl/8hD7kz #GWFRabble Email us: sorryaboutlastnightshow@gmail.com TWEET JUSTY!: https://twitter.com/justydodge Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet K

It's been a crazy few weeks at GWF HQ, so, the gals of Sorry About Last Night figured the only place to head going into Valentine's Day weekend was right back to the basics, baby! After Corinne & Krystyna debate the merits of a hand job, they welcome this week's guest -- comedian JOSH SPEAR -- the 40-something guy Corinne fucked (a lot). While this episode isn't really about their relationship (it took a year to even get this guy on the show), there's certainly enough personal anecdotes peppered into this special Valentine's Day episode to satiate fans of the classic GWF podcast format. This show features REAL V-DAY HORROR STORIES from #fuckers with commentary, advice, gasps, and "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEs?" from Corinne, Krystyna & Josh. So, grab a whiskey and some Taco Bell and don't be a sad bitch (gender-neutral) this Feb 14. This episode is sponsored by RABBLE! Hear us rabble LIVE following the season premiere of GIRLS on HBO Sunday, February 21st @ 10pm EST Click here for more info: https://go

Man, Amber Rose sure does know how to make two podcasters feel good. ANYWHO, now that Amber & Kim K. are cool, the girls of Sorry About Last Night can move on with their lives and do things like discover maybe one of them wasn't the first person do butt stuff with her bf (coughKrystynacough) and finally show that 40-something guy who refused to be her boyfriend what a real woman does (take a train ride). This week on #GuysWeFucked, the girls had every intention of sitting down with photographer and activist WENDI KENT to talk about, well, her photographs and activism. Then they were like, "HEY, BEE-TEE-DUBS, DO YOU HAVE ANY STUFF FROM YOUR LIFE THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA SHARE THAT MIGHT HELP US TO UNDERSTAND WHO YOU ARE AND WHY YOU DO WHAT YOU DO?" And then she was like, "Nah...SIKE, J/K I've lived the most tumultuous life ever and we're going to end up talking about it for pretty much the whole time 'cause things started real rough for me and I got pregnant young and then I was homeless and I've also done a m