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BlahBlahBlahfeminismBlahBlahBlahvaginasBlahBlahBlahUTIBlahBlahBlahsexBlahBlahBlah We know you don't care about anything that's written here because word has already hit the net that on this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, CORINNE & KRYSTYNA interview model, SlutWalk founder, Tweet author, regular author, and fashion designer -- AMBER ROSE!! Find out how one of the sexiest women on the planet learned about the birds and the bees, how it feels to be slut-shamed...IN A SONG BY A FAMOUS RAPPER, the heartbreak of divorce, raising a son as a feminist, satisfying your sexual urges as a single mom, becoming famous without a choice, being known as the girl someone is dating instead of as yourself, how to be a generally bad bitch, and, of course...butt stuff. So, go on now, press play! Music featured this week: Gold Casio - "Last Song" https://www.facebook.com/goldcasio/ The Palms - "Future Love (We All Make Mistakes)" https://soundcloud.com/thepalmsmusic Do you think your music should be featured on an episode of

The girls of Sorry About Last Night are back from LA, missing their Mustang, and ready to give one #fucker advice on her dilemma of whether or not to invite the man who sexually assaulted her to her wedding. This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with K's comedy crush, stand-up comic & St. Louis native, NIKKI GLASER! The three comics discuss why Amy Schumer would hate Nikki's friends, what it's like living a life where you never have to ward off dicks, validation masturbation, the scrapey-ness of an IUD, vaginal contraceptive film (it's like a Listerine Pocket Pak for your pussy), why eating pussy is really just the same as sucking dick (both r gross), and how anal sex is basically just poop roulette. PLUS: SHIT GETS REAL WHEN THE 3 PODCASTERS DISCUSS KVETCHING ABOUT YOUR BF ON-AIR! Check out Nikki's new sex/comedy show "NOT SAFE" coming to Comedy Central this February! Featured music from today's podcast: END SONG - "To Love You" by Dan Bern http://danbern.com To submit your music to be used on the p

Do anything fun this weekend? See any art? Eat any good food? Go on a trip? Corinne sure did. This week on #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview MadTV alum and stand-up comedian BOBBY LEE about his meth addiction(including a relapse based off of sketch comedy), oversharing with his family, having a hot girlfriend when he's not that hot, the time he was molested by a person with Down Syndrome (#equality), being cool with a dude-dude-chick threesome, and erectile dysfunction due to porn. PLUS: For the second time in GWF history, we see a dick live-in-studio and when is it OK to call someone a 'slut'? NYC DATES -- TUESDAY, JANUARY 19TH @ 8pm FEMINASTY featuring Corinne Fisher, Kerryn Feehan & headliner Bonnie McFarlane The Village Underground 130 West 3rd Street - NYC Tix are just $5 with code GWF feminasty.bpt.me Saturday, January 23rd @ 7:30PM GLAMOURPUSS - Hosted by Krystyna Hutchinson & Wendi Starling Zinc Jazz Bar 82 W. 3rd Street, New York, NY Tix are $10 online, to order click: glamourpu

WASSSSSUP?? Welcome to Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast! On today's episode, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with Asian-American comedian and cast member of MTV's GIRL CODE, ESTHER KU, to talk about what it's like to grow up in a cult, the suffocation of sexuality that can sometimes be caused by religion, getting your virginity over with, making funny voices in bed, and funny stuff to do to your dude right when he's about to cum. PLUS: The girls of Sorry About Last Night ask a bunch of dumb questions about Asian people that they've really wanted answered & PUSSY HAIR -- FLOW IT? SHOW IT?? LONG AS GOD CAN GROW IT??? Follow ESTHER KU: Twitter.com/EstherKuKu Instagram.com/EstherKuKu Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: ww

**One more day to donate to "The More Time 4 Fuckin' Fund" ! Generosity Donation Link: igg.me/at/1v-6jOEkLps Heey! It's us!! Ok, sorry, we know this is usually written in the third person like it's not just us sitting here writing this, but it's New Year's Eve and we're like one sheet to the wind (not three, c'mom, keep it together), so, um, cat's outta the bag!! This week's guest is India-born and bred filmmaker & Corinne's college buddy, ISHAAN NAIR (yup, that's Mira's nephew), who sits down with C & K to talk about Sex Ed in India, love marriages v. arranged marriages, classism, and skin deep beauty. PLUS: morning sex & nipple confidence. HAPPY 2016, FUCKERS!!!! Follow ISHAAN: Twitter.com/IshaanNair7 Instagram.com/DustyFloorsOldDoors Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch

** DONATE TO "The More Time 4 Fuckin' Fund"** Link: igg.me/at/1v-6jOEkLps As if the Guys We Fucked podcast didn't make every Friday feel like Christmas already, today actually IS Christmas and boy do the gals of Sorry About Last Night have a present for you -- comic, ex-Howard Stern staple, and Union, NJ (Corinne's hometown) native -- ARTIE LANGE! Corinne & Krystyna travel to the mystical land of Hoboken, NJ to interview Artie in his surprisingly clean apartment. The three talk about paying for sex, doing drugs as a couple, why Artie's not into fit girls and also won't fuck your wife, the evolution of women, being honest versus being a slut, male sensitivity, stray jizz, cocaine, and other solutions besides manslaughter. PLUS: The origin of "opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one". Follow ARTIE on Twitter: @ArtieQuitter Visit: www.artiequitter.com and subscribe to his podcast Like the music on the show? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail

**PLEASE DONATE MONEY TO US!?** "The More Time 4 Fuckin' Fund" Generosity Donation Link: igg.me/at/1v-6jOEkLps On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's childhood friend, ALISTAIR WILLIAMS. Alistair grew up in a very dogmatic sect of the Christian faith -- the only problem is...he gay. Like, real gay. Oh, and also, he's Black. And effeminate. Did we mention he loves dancing? He does. Also dicks. At any rate, after a borderline comical amount of times coming in and out of the closet (that included, but was not limited to, a stint with a girlfriend and two exorcisms), Alistair is finally outsies 4 realzies, teaching dance in New York City, and comfortably holding hands with boys in public. This is his story. PLUS: When to tell your beau you fucked his BFF while y'alls was on a break, why penises 30-years-old and over seem to need more finessing, and where not to live if you're a homo (Uganda). This episode is brought to you by POPRAGEOUS, go to www.poprageous

**PLEASE DONATE MONEY TO US!?** "The More Time 4 Fuckin' Fund" Generosity Donation Link: http://igg.me/at/1v-6jOEkLps Advocating smelling your own piss. Suggesting you find an everyday transsexual to fuck. Not doing ads for Stamps.com. These are just a few of the great services offered by Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson each week on the Guys We Fucked podcast. Today, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Corinne's boss at the spa, "J", for a verbal trip through her very interesting life. From being the daughter of a drug dealer in Puerto Rico, to a chubby teen in America, to a wife, to a mother of two, to an ex-wife -- "J" shares her first memories of watching porn, the first time she gave head, and the first (and last) time a man hit her. PLUS: Cheating on your husband (with a woman), Trinidadian dick & what to do when your daughter writes you a very intimate letter. Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNigh

Life is all about choices -- the choice of when you do and don't wanna fuck, the choice whether or not you want to have an abortion, and the choice of what podcast you wanna listen to. Today, Corinne and Krystyna, jointly known as the comedy duo Sorry About Last Night, celebrate two years of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast with the help of their traditional top-of-the-season (and bottom of Corinne) guest -- VINNIE VITALE! These thirsty three talk stripper hygiene, role models, male yeast infections, 1950s standards, statutory rape, how a pet can alter the dynamic of a relationship, celebrities fucking and getting photographed naked, and insecurity. PLUS: If you're not with Planned Parenthood, you're fucking against them. Thank you for two amazing years, #fuckers! WELCOME TO SEASON 3!! This episode is sponsored by POPRAGEOUS! Go to www.poprageous.com and enter GWF20 to get 20% off your first purchase. PLUS! Free shipping on US and international orders over $100. WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS SURVEY

On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast there is SO MUCH GOING ON, but, we gotta be honest, it's mostly happening in the area around Corinne & Krystyna's buttholes (#twins!). First, the gals of Sorry About Last Night check the #fucker inbox and give a dad some guidance on how to spread his sex-positive attitude to his two daughters and convince a woman "in love" that she is not (and deserves so much fucking better). Then, C&K welcome their guests, legendary comic and lesbian, JUDY GOLD, and actor and transgender man, LAUREN HENNESSY (check out his video, "I'm A Guy" here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3yYkkEulY), for a fiery conversation about dumbing down your art for the audience, knowing you're a lesbian and still trying to make a heterosexual relationship work, multiple orgasms, and sharing baby-carrying responsibilities with your boo! Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh Follow JUDY: twitter.com/JewdyGold Follow

Oh, it's been an exciting week for the girls at Guys We Fucked, but don't you worry, they haven't gone big time just yet! After clocking out of those day jobs they still have, Corinne & Krystyna opened their inbox (which sounds like a euphemism for their vaginas, but, in this case, isn't) to find #fuckers dealing with dude-on-dude molestation and being a dude who is attracted to other dudes in the Deep South. Don't worry, dudes -- WE GOT YOU! This week, C&K sit down with a comedian and one of Corinne's closest friends and confidantes -- JONESY! The three finish up their 7/11 dinner, then discuss romantic friendships, the word 'creepy', what makes someone a whore, how to know whether or not you're having sex with a little person, why one would fuck the Beauty knowing she already has a Beast, and cheating. Maaaaan, fucking cheating. There's laughs, there's feels, there's serious...jesus, someone call the goddamn Academy! This episode is sponsored by POPRAGEOUS! Go to www.poprageous.com and enter GWF20 t

A reformed ass-slapper. A pact to not fuck the new guy while your ex is home. A man who's supes proud of his penis. This week's episode is chock-full of the important stuff, kids! Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comic, band frontman, and sexual deviant, JOSH ADAM MEYERS, to delve into whether or not titty-fucking is actually a thing, what the term 'scrooching' means and why his mom had to coin it, how many guys on cocaine it takes to fuck a horny girl on cocaine, and what it was like the first time he touched a boob. But, we'd better warn you: BEWARE THE GRUMPLINS! This episode is sponsored by SKURT! The easiest car rental experience we've ever had (#GuysWeFucked tested and approved). They pick you up from the airport OR deliver your rental car right to your door! Go to http://skurtapp.com/ to download the app and enter promo code GWF for $50 off your first rental! Currently available in LA, coming soon to San Fran and NYC. Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/ned

Guys, with your help, Sorry About Last Night SOLD OUT THE MAIN ROOM OF THE COMEDY STORE! And, when the gals of SALN make a promise, they fucking keep it!! Welcome to the first-ever GUYS WE FUCKED BONUS EPISODE!!!! This juicy morsel was recorded in front of a live audience of #fuckers at JAKE & AMIR's house (ahem, mansion) in sunshiney, sceney Los Angeles, California! CORINNE & KRYSTYNA interrogate JAKE & AMIR to find out who fucks louder before bringing up listeners to the mic to discuss if it's cool to buy your 17-year-old stepdaughter a vibrator, how to navigate a threesome when you're married, and what to do when you're too nervous to sleep with guys you actually like when you're sober. With special guest JOHN CAMPANELLI, who CORINNE used as a chair for a good portion of this recording. #AmirIsACunt E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Jake: twitter.com/JakeHurwitz Tweet Amir: twitter.com/jakeandamir Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/Phila

Almost two years ago, two gals in a NYC comedy duo started a podcast called Guys We Fucked to spread sexual positivity, stop slut-shaming, and, let's be real, get over their own shit. Corinne wanted to know why she got dumped by the love of her life in a Panera Bread and Krystyna needed to get past the intense insecurity she felt due to the fact that her boyfriend used to date a porn star. Today, they interview that porn star. And, you guys, it's fucking STOYA. So, turn up this highly-anticipated interview and start taking down that person who femasculates you from their pedestal (that may or may not be located in a garbage can...this part will make sense later). Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh Visit STOYA's porn site and GET YOUR ME-TIME ON!: http://trenchcoatx.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Stoya: twitter.com/Stoya Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/P

After Corinne regales the #fuckers with her tale of being a fallen mouth soldier, the girls of Sorry About Last Night dissect an excitingly explorative E-mail (cough sexual slave fantasy cough) and recount a second E-mail that they decided was better left in the safety of their private inbox. This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with friend, comic & molestation survivor, JUSTIN PEREZ, to talk about being sexually abused by a close family member of the same gender, when to unload your baggage on the new girlfriend, hyper sexuality, cheating, therapy, manic masturbation, and what to do when your molester shows up at your comedy show. Plus, farts! Just to keep it light & airy. Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh Visit JUSTIN's Website: http://www.justinperezcomedy.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Justin: twitter.com/JustinPerez Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinn

The Urban Dictionary defines 'Eskimo sisters' as "two women who have slept with the same man in their past". For example, "Judy and Gail were Eskimo sisters since they both went to bed with Ronnie during their Freshman year." On today's episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast, the gals of Sorry About Last Night explore this unique relationship with their guest, comic and Corinne's Eskimo sister, KERRYN FEEHAN. Whilst discussing the same dick they had inside them, Corinne & Kerryn learn that their insides actually have a lot in common! K, C & K talk in depth about open relationships, alcoholism, fucking celebrities, cheating, how to best destroy your cokehead boyfriend's property, and what an owner does when you make out with his dog in a bar. PLUS: Sexting in sweats, pegging 101, and why straight men need to leave hot lezzies alone! Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastN

Well, #fuckers, they done did it -- KRYSTYNA & STEPHEN HAD THEIR FIRST THREESOME (as a couple, 'cause y'all know Krystyna already tapped two male models at the same damn time)!! Listen and learn as K-Hutch walks us through her pre, present, and post-threesome process (blinds are involved, who knew?). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome comic, smarty pants, tall man, classically trained pianist, goddamn gentleman and umm huge #GuysWeFucked fan -- OWEN BENJAMIN to talk regrettable things said during lovers' spats, the logistics of sex with a short person when you're a tall person, things really worth masturbating to (probably not what you expected), and the rude questions people ask you when you're engaged to Christina Ricci. We're gonna be honest, this one gets pretty existential. PLUS: Corinne's impromptu PSA on why we shouldn't fake orgasms. Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAbo

Does Corinne remember her birthday party? Are you a bad friend if you can't find the right words after your gal pal gets molested? Do you want your dick owned? These questions and more are answered on this week's very special episode of #GuysWeFucked featuring Corinne's roommate/actor/fellow alpha female/Pinkerton's mom -- KRISTIN FRIEDLANDER! Kristin and the girls of Sorry About Last Night discuss roommate sex etiquette, the pros and cons of past gentlemen callers, the devastation of getting dumped for the first time, being the aggressor, how Cymbalta dries the puss, and what to do when that D is just 2 B. PLUS: Corinne & Krystyna reveal one of their dirtiest shared secrets. This episode is sponsored by www.poprageous.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a, let's say, tumultuous interview with a guy she fucked, Corinne is back this week to assure everyone that she's definitely not in love. Meanwhile, Krystyna can't seem to get enough love and has her iCalendar marked for a threeway with Stephen and a cool chick. This week's guest is a pistol! A firecracker! A lawyer? Yup, that's right, on today's episode of Guys We Fucked, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome [DR.] RON KUBY [ESQ.], New York's leading legal authority on bare breasts and public non-sexual nudity. The three fight for control of the mic at times, but all come together in the end for the cause -- THE TITTIES! PLUS: How to date guys when the baggage you're bringing to the table is filled with poop. This episode is sponsored by www.poprageous.com ! Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh Follow RON on Twitter: twitter.com/DoingTime E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitte

So, a girl and a guy walk into a sex club...and their names are Krystyna & Stephen! Today you'll hear what it's like to fuck your boyfriend in a swingers club in Atlantic City, NJ (Krystyna) and the events that lead to losing your enema and poppers virginity in the course of a week (Corinne). On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night...return to their roots by interviewing a guy one of them fucked. When C&K sit down with writer, comedian, Last Comic Standing alum, and that guy Corinne went to the two sex clubs in one weekend with, HARRISON GREENBAUM, emotions are already running high and things only get more tense as time progresses. Have you ever loved someone so deeply but not been in love with them? This episode dissects that relationship one awkward-as-fuck moment at a time. Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh Go on Harrison's website, you guys: http://www.harrisongreenbaum.co