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WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! Holy shit, #fuckers...thank you so much for making #GuysWeFucked the MOST LISTENED TO COMEDY PODCAST THIS WEEK -- we are incredibly honored and delighted!! On today's episode, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (together known as the comedy duo 'Sorry About Last Night...') sit down with comedian, writer, creator of RISK!, and member of The State, KEVIN ALLISON, for some of the show's most wild sex stories to date. From Kink Camp to prostitution to skull-fucking to pee-smuggling, there's not a lot of things (or people) Kevin hasn't done. We explore his obsession with Asians, his thoughts on monogamy, what poppers really do to your pooper, and how to deduce if the guy cleaning your house is also DTF. PLUS: How to go about outing someone as a sexual predator. Listen to Kevin's Podcast, RISK! http://risk-show.com Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: tinyurl.com/nedbgjh E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightSho

This week, Corinne and Krystyna truly lived what R. Kelly must've meant when he sang, "It's the freaking weekend baby/I'm about to have me some fun". Krystyna and her boo, Stephen, took a Swingers 101 course at a sex club all too familiar to Corinne while she was busy putting her vagina first (as was taught in last week's episode). In fucker land, an older, wiser gayer butterfly gives advice to a young gay caterpillar and C&K give a young gal a pep talk about her pussy. This week, the women of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian JESSICA KIRSON to talk about how molestation can really put a damper on your fat camp experience, what a good sister does post "date" rape, compromise in a relationship, growing up with a therapist for a mom, anger, keeping things fresh with her wife and that dumb cunt Kim Davis. Visit Jessica's website and for the love of all that is funny, go see her live: http://jessicakirson.com/ Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST o

Krystyna's pussy got eaten out ever so gently, Corinne's is now gettin' a daily dose of cran, and spirits are high in the Guys We Fucked studio! The Sorry About Last Night inbox was filled to the brim with gems this week, but the girls decided to dip into some info about PAPs and reply to a listener who puts the "fuck" in LA Fitness (qué?). Today, C&K welcome educator, storyteller, comic, bi-sexual, Latina, and daughter of an abortionist -- JENICE MATIAS. At age 62, Jenice is the oldest GWF guest to date, but based off her sex drive (or presence) you'd have no effin' clue. The three talk Sexual Revolution, the lack of sexual education (or any education) for minorities in 1960s NYC, what it's like to be part of the hottest underground abortion scene in town, the joys of masturbation, and the power of the mutha fuckin' pussy. We don't wanna get you too excited, but this episode might just change your life... Visit Jenice's website: http://www.jenicematias.biz/ Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow G

Sex, pussy, jizz, 69, anal. We wanted you to get your fill up top because today's episode, well, dodges the topic at hand a bit... After a fuck funk, Krystyna gets herself back in the game with a spur-of-the-moment BJ that blows Stephen's mind, meanwhile Corinne tries a vibrator yet again and still fucking hates it (sometimes the least sensitive girls have the most sensitive clits, ya know?). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night... welcome their good friend, comic LANCE WEISS, who talks about his dad's transition into 'Victoria', the guilt a super religious upbringing can breed, and continually avoids the girls' questions about anything below his belt (in all fairness, he did warn us). To round out the episode, Lance and Corinne bond over their Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). PLUS: The ebb and flow of a long-term sexual relationship and what to do when ya got a small dick. Just google Lance Weiss to find him (his words, not ours) NACHO BITCHES with special guest KEVIN MEANEY Fri, Aug 28th New Yo

All good things must come to an end... Oh no, don't worry, we're not talking about the podcast, we're talking about Corinne's Summer of Celibacy! Meanwhile, a #fucker needs advice after her first foray into the world of blackout sex. This week, the chicks of Sorry About Last Night sit down (and try not to slide off their seats) with comic/writer/perv/former super small apartment inhabitant SETH HERZOG to talk fecal etiquette, electricity-free fucking, and how to have a three-way in a lofted twin bed. PLUS: Why Seth doesn't feel the need to manscape and his pitch for a new rooftop sex business. SERIOUS NOTE: Hey, America! Could you be a doll and stop slaughtering transgender women of color? Thnx. THE COMEDIENNE PROJECT @ NYC Fringe Fest Sat 8/22 @ 8:45pm Thurs 8/27 @ 6:30pm Under St. Mark's Theater - 94 St. Mark's Place $18 http://www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom NACHO BITCHES with special guest KEVIN MEANEY Fri, Aug 28th New York Comedy Club 9:15pm CODE: NACHO for $10 tix TICKET LINK: http://newy

Continuing her Summer of semi-celibacy, this past weekend Corinne re-discovered her love of a good make-out session, one knowledgeable #fucker schools the girls on the magical world of penises and Sorry About Last Night makes a SUPER EXCITING POPRAGEOUS ANNOUNCEMENT! This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with self-proclaimed bull dyke lesbian and comedian, EMMA WILLMANN, for a off-the-walls conversation that covers losing your virginity to a wildebeest, running away from a girl with a strap-on, why it's no good when the penis sprays, how common it is for a lesbian to be sexually assaulted, getting hit on by men when you like ladies, cookies over models and the difficulties of dyslexic sexting. Oh... YOU GUYS! We designed custom leggings with our lovely sponsor, POPRAGEOUS!! Check them out at www.poprageous.com and use code GWF and get 20% off your ENTIRE first order. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Buy tickets to GLAMOU

Do you need to work on your 'don't hit on me' face? Do you get sick of boyfriend peen "too quickly"? Do you love cake? Then this episode is for you! Join Corinne & Krystyna as they sit down with comic, trainer, and the formerly obese/hairy/leg-brace-wearing ROBYN SCHALL to discuss fat fetishes, fucking because the other kids are doing it, eating a burger while getting fingered, staying together but living apart, being comfortable with and aware of who you are, committing to your Cat Woman costume on Halloween, and why just because you're heavy doesn't mean you can't have swag. Plus...we have a SPONSOR!! Visit www.poprageous.com for all your legging/shirting/bathing suiting needs. Made in Los Angeles, baby! #Fuckers! Use code GWF and get 20% off your ENTIRE first order. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS! Co-hosted by Krystyna and Wendi Starling, Tuesday, August, 18th, 7:30PM: www.brownpapertickets

Lace up your platforms and check the balance on your Hot Topic gift card, because Guys We Fucked is heading back to high school! On today's episode, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's homosexual boyfriend of exactly one week, CHRIS! From masturbating to the dudes in department store catalogs to after-school trysts in the center of town with a fellow closeted classmate to a gay co-dependent relationship that found him smack in the middle of a heroin addiction, Chris walks Corinne & Krystyna through his coming out process, sex with women, the effects of living a lie, and why he asked out Corinne in the first place. PLUS: One couple's experience revealing suppressed sexual secrets. Buy tickets to CORINNE's Fringe Festival Show, "The Comedienne Project" http://www.fringenyc.org/basic_page.php?ltr=C#TheCom Like the music we put on the episodes? Follow GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT SHAMING PLAYLIST on Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR?play=true&

Sometimes in life you have to live with the regret of not having done your best, but other times you get a Facebook message at 1AM that opens up the portal to the land of the sexual redo. This past weekend, let's just say the odds were ever in Corinne's favor. This week, the chickadees of Sorry About Last night welcome a guest with comedic chops AND serious street cred, JOSEPH VECSEY. The three discuss how growing up with a mom who loves hip hop shapes the kind of women one likes, what it's like to date someone who is still under the spell of their ex, and how to successfully blow your shot at fucking a really famous porn star (who's totally into you). PLUS: What's the difference between having a work crush and being unfaithful? Follow JOSEPH on twitter: @JosephVecsey Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS Tuesday, 7/28 @ 7:30PM, at Zinc Bar (82 West 3rd Street, Manhattan) glamourpuss.brownpapertickets.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitte

The #GuysWeFucked inbox was chock full of gems this week and Corinne and Krystyna don't waste a second before diving into the mail bag to give the #fuckers their opinions on body fur for feminists, the plight of the intimidating woman, and how and when to ask a dude to give you your best shorts back. On this week's episode, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian CHRISSIE MAYR who takes us through a retrospective of the many versions of herself. The three pals talk confidence (or lack thereof), cat calling, kegels, mouth to period pussy etiquette, getting eaten out for $40, and just like a ton about being the single girl invited to a couple's threesome. Follow CHRISSIE on Twitter: @ChrissieMayr Check out Chrissie's website: www.chrissiemayrcomedy.com Buy tickets to NACHO BITCHES Friday, 7/24 @ New York Comedy Club http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/nacho-bitches-1-year-anniversary-show/ Buy tickets to GLAMOURPUSS Tuesday, 7/28 @ 7:30PM, at Zinc Bar (82 West 3rd Street, Manhattan) http://glamourpu

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? What if God was one of us? When is an appropriate time to tell someone you have herpes? One of these questions gets answered on today's episode of Guys We Fucked! After a mic drop blow job to Stephen with love from Krystyna, things seem to be almost back to normal on the East Side of Manhattan. This week, the Sorry About Last Night chicks welcome one of their dearest friends and mentors in comedy, JIMMY FAILLA. The former cab driver and current author/comic gabs with the gals about how sex changes after you have a child, getting hit on as a married man, the appeal of an average woman, the best light to fuck in, dating the local stripper and what to do when your passenger starts to masturbate. Follow JIMMY FAILLA on Twitter: @jimmyfailla Check out Jimmy's website: www.jimmyfailla.com Get his book, "FOLLOW THAT CAR" (seriously, it's great) E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLast

The girls of Sorry About Last Night have been feeling less than sexual these past few weeks and adjustments need to be made. Meanwhile, this week's guest's libido is fully intact. "Discovered" on one of the weirdest comedy shows Corinne has ever been on, this week C&K welcome new-to-the-scene comedian, drug aficionado, Hennessy drinker, and, we promise you, absolutely not an actor, ZALMAN (real name, pinky swear)! After explaining to Zalman what a podcast is, the three discuss referring to women as "bitches", the dangers of road head, how to court, growing up with a philandering Russian father, avoiding arrest, and how to proceed when you realize you just made plans to have a one night stand with a handicapped* chick. PLUS: Tasty jizz, #MeatyPussyProblems and homegirls. *Whatever PC word we're using this week Follow Zalman on Instagram: Mr_Zalman E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter

After discussing the art of the hand job and its place in a functioning relationship, Corinne & Krystyna prep the #fuckers for our darkest episode yet. This week, the girls sit down with comic TROY ALAN whose father is a pedophile. Troy's story is intense and tragic -- he and his mother were physically abused by his father, and his three sisters (and the daughter of a family friend) were subjected to horrific sexual molestation. Over the course of this conversation, the three discuss the probable root of pedophilia (nature v. nurture?), anger, and what we can do to help stop pedophiles from acting on their urges rather than just writing their names on a list and classifying them as monsters. While this episode is certainly eye-opening, what you may end up seeing is how little we know about what is widely considered the most reprehensible crime. Visit TROY's blog: http://troyalancomic.tumblr.com Follow TROY: @TroyAlanComic E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAbo

Damage control? Nah, Guys We Fucked don't play that. Some of you loved the Dante episode, some of you were appalled. Some of you even said you were done listening to the show. That's cool. We'll be here. During this week's intro, the girls of Sorry About Last Night respond to a #fucker who is currently paranoid that he paid for pussy then Corinne gives her 2 cents (er, 77 cents) about the Dante Nero backlash. On today's ep, C&K sit down with Krystyna's pal, VANESSA! Vanessa is that friend we all have who things...just seem to happen to. From getting her finger forced into a guy's bunghole to cold-calling dudes to sell them cock cream to the time she was roofied on a business trip, this one's a fun Friday listen. Enjoy!! Follow the Guys We Fucked playlist on Spotify (user name: ThePenta) https://play.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open Follow Vanessa on Instagram and Snap Chat: nessab33 E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow

This week, Krystyna's vag is actin' bratty and Corinne's would-be dude is actin' a fool. But, no worry, because today's episode might just CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE. Join Sorry About Last Night as they sit down with former stripper/pimp and current relationship expert/comic/Host of The Beige Phillip Show DANTE NERO as he regales them with tales of losing his virginity to the babysitter, maintaining a stable of 12 prostitutes and sleeping with over three thousand women. Additionally, discussions are had about how the definition of rape has changed over the years, the art of anal sex, and why Dante didn't fuck Peaches (the bus driver, not the rapper). PLUS: The girls give their thoughts on the porn doc HOT GIRLS WANTED. Catch us at Lizz Winstead's Lady Parts Justice show THIS SUNDAY 6/14 at The Creek and the Cave! For tickets, click: http://lpjsexstories.bpt.me/ Follow Dante on Twitter: @DanteNero Listen to The Beige Phillip Show: http://beigephillip.com/ E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladie

From more school-rooted slut-shaming to Mad Max to Caitlyn Jenner, it's been quite a roller coaster ride for women this week (both the new and the old). On today's episode, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with author, comedian, writer, activist, founder of Lady Parts Justice, and co-creator of the motherfuckin' Daily Show, LIZZ WINSTEAD! The trio have an in-depth conversation about Lizz's first time (which coincidentally also resulted in a teen pregnancy - FUN!), why perhaps religion and abortion don't mesh, being a woman in charge in the comedy industry, how politicians make decisions for your vagina (or the vagina of someone you love) without your consent, and what you can do to fight the laws that are cramping your pussy's style. PS: We back on iTunes, bitches!! THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT WITH US YET AGAIN!! Follow Lizz on Twitter: @LizzWinstead Visit Lady Parts Justice!: http://ladypartsjustice.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Twe

Whether or not the girls of Sorry About Last Night are getting laid, one thing's for sure... iTunes is constantly fucking them up the ass! This week, instead of answering questions, Corinne & Krystyna get to ask them! Plagued by a lifetime's worth of not knowing what the hell guys are thinking, feeling, or doing with their dicks, C & K have decided to grab two dudes they know (MIKE COSCARELLI & GENE GETMAN) and interrogate them about what it's like to be the less fair sex. Feed your pee-hole with chatter about fat girls, skinny girls, in-between girls, crazy girls, first dates, boob hair, leg hair, growing up Russian, miscommunication, emojis, a plethora of penis stuff...and Hayley. Fucking Hayley. Follow MIKE COSCARELLI on Twitter @MikeCoscarelli Follow GENE GETMAN on Twitter @GeneGetman E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAbo

This weekend, while Corinne was deep-throating mint chocolate chip gelato alone in her apartment, Krystyna was getting her pussy played like a kazoo at a Pennsylvania strip club. Plus, one less sexual listener asks the girls if a sex-less life is a pathetic life? This week, Sorry About Last Night sits down with comedian and rape survivor, Wendi Starling, to talk, for one of the first times, about a night seven years ago. The three discuss, graphically and candidly, the incidents of this night (at her good friend's wedding), brunch the next day, drinking, shame, the flawed California rape laws, and why she isn't pressing charges against the two men who raped her. Follow WENDI on Twitter @wendistarling Visit her website for upcoming show info: www.wendistarling.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/s

Neil Sedaka really got down to the nitty gritty when he simply crooned, "Breaking up is hard to do." Because it is. Like, really, really hard. This week, Corinne took a solo trip to a comedy show to test her mental state and Krystyna recounts her obsession with someone she knew wasn't right for her. Meanwhile, an angry #fucker needs help finding zen after learning his longtime girlfriend was cheating on him. On this week's episode of The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with storyteller, actor, author, and former bad kid, DAVID CRABB, to hear his tales of almost getting raped, gay clubs in the 90s, and a platonic meeting that turned into a 12-year (and counting) relationship. PLUS: How to Be Friends with Girls (When You Are a Girl) PRE-ORDER DAVID'S BOOK, "BAD KID"! http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Kid-Memoir-David-Crabb/dp/0062371282/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8 Follow DAVID on Twitter @TheDavidCrabb Visit his website: www.davidcrabb.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com

Much like a dick after a glass of whiskey, some of the #fuckers have gone soft... So, this week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have summoned someone to toughen y'all up -- comic, conservative & cock-sucker, TIM DILLON! Tim, Corinne & Krystyna get into the real shit in this episode with tales of tugging your straight BFF's wiener and neighborhood-wide penis presentations as well as everyone's thoughts on conditions in less sexually progressive countries and where it's appropriate to jizz. PLUS: Why taking ALL the shame and taboo out of sex might not be such a great thing. If this episode doesn't offend you, we done fucked up. Follow TIM DILLON on Twitter @TimJDillon Donate to CORINNE'S IndieGoGo towards her NY Fringe Festival show! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-comedienne-project E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAb