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Welp, Hillary's officially running for President and Donald Trump is officially an asshole. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (LAST CALL WITH MOTHERFUCKING CARSON DALY) sit down with two fellow comics, BEN ROSEN & DANIEL CROW, who both also happen to be asexual. During what could be called the least naughty 4-some of all-time, the group talks about discovering your penis doesn't react to the outside world like everybody else's, what to do with all that spare time you have when you eliminate fucking, erections, connecting with people just because you like them, telling jokes not for pussy, and Pokemon. PLUS: Being forced to wear make-up at work, how to handle an ex's nude pix, & what comes after LGBT... Follow BEN on Twitter @rosen Follow DANIEL on Twit-- ok apparently Daniel doesn't really tweet. E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitt

What. A. Week. The newly-crowned Auntie Krystyna's ovaries are in overdrive after meeting her brother's new baby boy, meanwhile Corinne was up to something a little less family-oriented (in short, the most sexually deviant thing she's ever done) and she describes it in graphic detail (HI MOM!!). Closing out their series of awesome LA interviews, this week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with actor, comedian, Chilean, and SNL alum HORATIO SANZ in his basement for a whiskey (girls only) and weed (well, not Corinne)-fueled chat about growing up in the hood, transforming into a mega hottie, becoming famous (and the increase in pussy quality that ensues), and, of course, how Horatio and Krystyna wanna bone, but haven't. And won't. PLUS: EXCITING NEWS! Follow HORATIO on Twitter @MrHoratioSanz Listen to THE HOORAY SHOW Podcast on iTunes! E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/Kr

Is our generation losing the ability to love? If Corinne's first (and last) Tinder date is a sign, then, well, yes. On a worse note, a concerned #fucker writes the girls about a nudie pic scandal that's sweeping the halls of Krystyna's alma mater and taking slut-shaming to a new low. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome writer, comedian, and director of the documentary Women Aren't Funny, BONNIE McFARLANE, to discuss sexism in comedy, being married to an addict, fucking the same person for a real long time, and raising a daughter in today's society. Plus, HOT LINDSAY. Follow BONNIE on Twitter @bonniemcfarlane Watch her documentary on Netflix called "WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY" E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.co

Now that all four Sorry About Last Night parental units have the podcast on their radar, Corinne & Krystyna feel a great weight lifted as they go into their second-ever live taping at the Bell House in Brooklyn (there were people there this time, we promise) as part of the Bad Assery Women & Comedy Conference. In need of a charismatic guest, Corinne reached out to fellow comic and photographer, JASON BURKE, who happily obliged a mere day before the recording. So committed was he to the concept of the podcast, in fact, that they fucked later that night. What you are about to hear is the freshest GWF to-date complete with hangovers, hair of the dog, awkward giggling, foggy recollections, anecdotes about beer goggle bangs and prostitutes and the most indirect Über ride of all-time. Follow JASON BURKE on Twitter @eatprayjason INSTAGRAM @eatprayjason #umbrellababes www.umbrellababes.com E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/

Things are really looking up in Sorry About Last Night land's love & sex department this week! Krystyna is celebrating 4 years since her first date with Stephen (after which she called her mom to notify her she just dined with her future husband) and Corinne reignited the fuck flame with a former bang buddy who now owns an apartment conveniently located by her fave comedy club (because, you know, adulthood). This week, the gals welcome stand-up comic, writer, director, producer, and co-creator of Chappelle's Show, NEAL BRENNAN, to the GWF hot seat. The three sit in Neal's dopely-decorated Cali pad (along with his pup, Keith AKA 'King of the Good Boys') and talk Tinder, what it's like to have kind of a lot of money (Neal goes solo on this one), depression meds, sex versus happiness, fucking your way up the entertainment ladder, and documentaries like WOAH! BONUS: Neal explains why slut-shaming might be good for the economy. All this and more on this week's episode of GUYS WE FUCKED: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING P

This week, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with Andy Dick. The rest takes care of itself. E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Follow Andy on: TWITTER: twitter.com/AndyDick INSTAGRAM @AndyDick FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/AndyDick Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Los Angeles might not be a place where women's words and men's views are as progressive as Corinne & Krystyna had hoped, it sure is full of sexiness and adventure! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome MISTI DAWN, GWF's very first porn star guest, to the conversation. Raised in a Mormon family in Kentucky, at a young age Misti got in touch with her sexuality, first as a Suicide Girl, then later by performing in hardcore pornography. In her first in-depth interview since leaving the business three years ago, Misti talks explicitly about what drew her to the adult industry, dirty business dealings, the drug use and negative body image rampant amongst many females in porn, how to prep your ass for an anal scene, and why she's the girl to get when the script calls for fucking a black guy. Don't worry, even though she left the biz, she still loves sex (in fact, that's the very reason why)! MISTI'S WEBSITE: www.MeowMistiDawn.com E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Misti:

Fresh off their SOLD OUT show at The Comedy Store in Hollywood (THANK YOU!!), Corinne & Krystyna can't think of a better way to slide right back into the reality of their really weird lives than with a detailed conversation about cum-guzzling sparked by one #fucker's E-mail. Post jizzy jibber jabber, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome DJ, Musician, and Producer of Opie & Jim Norton on Sirius XM, TROY QUAN. Troy is that legendary dude we all have in our lives who seemingly has it all -- the looks, the career, and endless amounts of puss. Troy has certainly had his fair share of all forms of females - from the blindfolded stranger to the older woman with the mothering fetish, but he's also experienced (and been robbed of) true love. On this week's intense episode of GWF, he shares his story. E--mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Visit Troy's website: www.Troyquan.com Tweet Troy: twitter.com/troyquan Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ Philanthropy

Welp, the girls of Sorry About Last Night beat the odds and survived their trip to Central Illinois with two drag queens and they have two bellies full of Cheddar's, a new appreciation for contouring, and some unforgettable Tinder experiences to show for it! While Corinne is sure she's just swiped right on her next great love while on the bathroom floor in a Ramada Inn in Decatur, this week also brought with it a throwback evening with her first great love. On today's episode, Krystyna, Corinne and Stephen take a business field trip to the movie theater to see Fifty Shades of Grey. Post-flick, they return to the studio (Krystyna's basement) and dissect every lip-biting second (oh, and there was a LOT of lip-biting) -- the play room, the control issues, that fine-ass bitch's boobies, the great "consent" debate, how first edition books are the 'it' romance gift of the season, why it's not ok to be using a flip phone in 2015, butt plugs versus genital clamps, spanking, dominant and submissive stereotypes, and th

Neither Corinne nor Krystyna saw Fifty Shades of Grey this past Valentine's Day weekend -- C was busy hanging out alone and, well, let's just say K was all tied up. During this week's intro, religion and sex mix (or, rather, don't) as the girls share their thoughts with a Muslim #fucker who is leaning towards saving herself for marriage. The GWF hosts then welcome their guest -- SNL Weekend Update correspondent, comic, and writer of an infamous cat calling joke -- MICHAEL CHE. The three discuss hating one's significant other for the last few years of a relationship, drinking alone in public, being newly famous & the word men insist on saying to women that drives them fucking nuts. Hope this episode makes you...smile. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Get Che's performance dates on his website: www.michaelche.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube

The gals of Sorry About Last Night will be packing their shit and coming to a town near you soon (well, I mean if you live in or near rural Illinois or LA), but before they do that it's time to verbally walk one loyal #fucker through the ins and outs of anal sex (shaving, lube, enimas, anal beads). But first things first -- BUTT PLAY! Then, they're ready to give a second listener tips on why none of his friends are willing to be his first fuck. This week, Corinne and Krystyna welcome GARREN (Showtime's "Gigolos"), owner of Cowboys4Angels -- the first elite escort service offering the company of straight men to straight women! C&K grill Garren on what his wife thinks about his business, the most bizarre client requests and whether or not these dudes are DTF. Plus, Corinne offers to test out the merchandise. LASSO YOURSELF A COWBOY: http://www.cowboys4angels.com BUY TICKETS TO THE SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT SHOW IN LOS ANGELES ON 3/3 FEAT. JOHN CAMPANELLI & JOE DEROSA: http://hollywood.thecomedystore.com/ev

While Krystyna was rolling on Molly and getting a hand massage from a hot chick, Corinne was studying Super Bowl post-sex selfies and remembering why she initially instated her "No Fucking Celebrities" rule. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome a pillar of their childhood: actor, musician…and fucking LITTLE PETE from THE ADVENTURES OF PETE & PETE -- DANNY TAMBERELLI! As if they've been friends for years, this mischievous threesome throws back some beers as they talk teenage masturbation, fan worship, corruption on Tom Sawyer Island, and just how far Danny has gone to get rid of a girl the morning after. PLUS, the trio analyzes whether it's better to be left for someone less hot or more hot than you. Lace up your Doc Martens and dig out your pacifier necklace...shit's about to get super 90s! NOMINATE US FOR A SHORTY AWARD: http://shortyawards.com/category/7th/podcast DONATE TO RELAY FOR LIFE: http://tinyurl.com/pkhermp E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Danny: twitter.co

Within moments of having the apartment to herself, Krystyna breaks out her favorite wand to work some magic on her pussy, while further uptown Corinne is bored to tears with all her regular sexters. Marked 'URGENT' in the GWF inbox, an E-mail from a fucker on the brink of losing her virginity poses questions that need to be answered STAT and the girls of Sorry About Last Night are more than prepared to give their girlie a crash prep course on intercourse. This week, C&K sit down with writer, comedian and gentleman SAM MORRIL. After a boozy, ballsy rendezvous with Corinne, er, rather, Catwoman, last Halloween in Gotham City, Sam doesn't remember much, but somehow managed to leave quite the lasting impression on his feline fuck. An uncharacteristically shy Corinne and dominant Krystyna talk with Sam about what to do to close the deal with audience members, a blow job booty text gone awry and how when it comes to a girl's sex partner resume -- it's more about quality than quantity. E-mail us at SorryAboutLas

Not even a month into 2015 and already the Sorry About Last Night inbox is bursting with excitement! From fucking Dads (not your own, ew, gross) to the haters addicted to the podcast to 16-year-olds who have "never been fucked" (uhh...good!) to a superfan of Corinne's outie vajay...what a year this is shaping up to be! Kick back with Krystyna and Corinne as they sit down with this week's guest -- comic, registered nurse, and opener for Carlos Mencia -- MIGUEL DALMAU! Miguel is one amongst a skyrocketing number of 20-something divorcees in America. Listen as he opens up to us about being a young father, the role spiritual beliefs can play in a mixed-religion marriage and the effects of a wife withholding sex. PLUS, a surprise guest to really heat things up (HINT: BLOOD PLAY, Y'ALL!!) and a MIGUEL DALMAU GWF EXCLUSIVE!! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Miguel: twitter.com/MiguelDalmau Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/ PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: tw

There are some unavoidable truths in life. You will find love and lose it. There will be sunshine after the rain. And a penis must be fully erect before attempting to insert it into a vagina. Guys, much to Krystyna's delight, Corinne finally tried drugs. Sadly, that was not the most interesting story she has from this weekend (Spoiler Alert: It has to do with "boning"...or whatever it is that happened to her). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome JOHN CAMPANELLI - comedian, Instagram hottie, and sometimes shithead. The three talk post-show hook-ups, pitting chicks against each other, when it's acceptable to kick your friend out of a foursome and how to properly stalk your girlfriend. PLUS: Charlie Hedbo, Sexy Baby the doc (labiaplasty for daaaayz), and, like so much sexual tension, you guys... E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet John: @JohnCampanelli1 Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Follow John on Instagram: JohnC

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YOU! (J/K you're still a piece of shit.) Welp, it's 2015 and Corinne & Krystyna are still fucking guys and talking about it. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome possibly the hardest working living comedian (since Joan Rivers is dead), SUBHAH AGARWAL. Brought up in a strict Hindu household by Indian parents whose marriage was arranged, it's taken Subhah a long time to get her freak on (and, if you ask her mother, she's still a virgin). But, now that she's popped...the fun don't stop! (SO sorry about that.) Listen in as the girls talk through the logistics of fucking in the back seat of a car, legally obligating the love of your life to do shit for you for forever, and the proper precautions to take if you get cum on your hand. PLUS: Kaley Cuoco, fucking a guy with a girlfriend, and transgender is the new gay. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Subhah @Subhah Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @Krystyn

Well, fuckers! It's the last episode of 2014 and whether or not you've decided on a resolution...it's time to move the fuck on! To end this action-packed year, Corinne & Krystyna couldn't think of a grander guest than stand-up comic, Broadway star and performer extraordinaire MR. KEVIN MEANEY. This is an extra special one, so grab some hot chocolate (with marshmallows, obvs!) and the new Dre Beats you got from Santa and listen in as the three talk living with a huge secret, getting aroused for the gender you're not attracted to and how to tell your wife you're gay. Gulp. SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE (2015)!! PLEASE DONATE to our INDIE GOGO!! We need your help to make the podcast bigger and better. Here is the link to donate: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/guys-we-fucked-the-anti-slut-shaming-podcast E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Kevin @KevinMeaney Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnig

Tis the season...to talk graphically about sex with Buzz from Home Alone!! Ahh, holy shit, Krystyna and Corinne could not be more excited to sit down and chat with their good friend, DEVIN RATRAY (again, we repeat, this is the real Buzz McCallister from Home Alone!!), for this very Christmas-y episode of Guys We Fucked! Over whiskey on the rocks, as is their tradition, the trio, who have technically shared a bed, discuss what life is like when folks think you're Philip Seymour Hoffman, being so iconic that people get pussy by pretending to be you, and the logistics of having sex in both Lincoln Center and Grand Central Station. PLUS: Lesbian childhood exploration, a whole lotta name-dropping, and the moment you finally have to ask yourself that philosophical question, "Am I a whore?" Listen with whomever you like, but, Jesus, we gotta say...Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof! PLEASE DONATE + SHARE our INDIE GOGO!! We need your help to make the podcast better cause we don't get paid and have no monies! Here is the li

The weather outside is frightful, but year two of Guys We Fucked started out delightful! After the ab workout that was Vinnie's second poopie-filled visit to the show, the gals of Sorry About Last Night feel more than inspired enough to answer this week's fucker mail filled with conundrums like "What do you do when you're sexually bored in a relationship with a dude you KNOW is awesome?" and "How do you fuck when all you can think about is the one who got away?". Post fan therapy sesh, Corinne and Krystyna welcome this week's guest, MONROE MARTIN, comedian as seen on Last Comic Standing and ultimate distrust-er of women! The girls talk with Monroe about growing up in the foster care system of Philadelphia, what to do when you're snowed in with bae and how to successfully sabotage a threesome! PLUS: Casting couch porn, LIVE SHOWS! & our IndieGoGo has launched!! PLEASE DONATE + SHARE!! Here is the link: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/guys-we-fucked-the-anti-slut-shaming-podcast E-mail us at SorryAboutLa

WHEEEEEEE! Welcome to year fucking two of talking to guys we fucked, about fucking and general fucked-upedness on GUYS WE FUCKED: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast!! This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night start year numero dos off right with the man who helped us start it all! The ballsiest fucker we know! VINNIE!! That's right, ladies and gents, the ramblin' man himself is back to cough, stutter and complain his way through another episode and we couldn't be more excited. A lot has changed for Vinnie (who now introduces himself as "Vinnie from Guys We Fucked" btw like for realz) since that historic first episode... mainly that he's found love in a hopeless place (NYC? His soul? Reader's choice!). Maybe Corinne's pussy is magic (she seriously thinks she might be the female Good Luck Chuck at this point)! OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Britain's list of banned porn acts, how to feel sexy with pepperoni nipples & an olde guy E-mailed us. Now sit back, relax, and ease into year 2 with 3 of the most anxiety-filled