English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

Spurs prevail in an epic Champions League battle as Fernando Llorente stuns Pep Guardiola and Manchester City with a header; Sadio Mané sets up Liverpool for an easy passage past Porto to face Barcelona in the semis; Mike and Paul have the first ever animal segment on the pod.  1. Support EPLpod 2. Join the EPLpod chatroom

Mohamed Salah's screamer helps Liverpool get past Chelsea. United down West Ham United at Old Trafford thanks to two Pogba penalties. Arsenal prepare to take on Watford in a must-win match up for the Gunners.  1. Join our private chat room.  2. Give the pod a dollar or two.

First blood goes to Leo Messi and his teammates at Barcelona as they get an important away goal against Manchester United in the Champions League. Spurs edge Manchester City and Liverpool cakewalk to victory over Porto just like they did last year. Oh yeah, Chelsea's Danny Drinkwater crashes his car while under the influence of alcohol.  1. Support EPLpod

Special guest Paul interviews author Joshua Robinson of the book The Club: How the English Premier League Became the Wildest, Richest, Most Disruptive Force in Sports. 1. Support EPLpod 2. Buy the book

Raúl Jiménez dances around in a Mexican wrestler mask after scoring, too bad his club ultimately lost in the FA Semi Finals to Watford. Pep Guardiola and Manchester City are still going for the quad. Mike and Paul rank the ten hottest Premier League referees. 1. Support EPLpod  2.Mystery episode  3. EPLpod boyz on Instagram

Tottenham win their first competitive match at their new ground against Crystal Palace. Which players should Manchester United toss to the curb in the summer? Pep Guardiola’s team canters to victory over Cardiff, to the surprise of literally no one.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Liverpool get a late winner thanks to a Hugo Lloris clanger. Manchester United beat Watford, but look rather horrid doing so. Arsenal get set to play Newcastle United on Monday.

Harry Kane talks about his ambitions of becoming a... kicker in the NFL? Really? Apparently so. Bayern Munich confirm £68m signing of Lucas Hernandez from Atlético Madrid.  This will be the last ad-free episode of EPLpod. If you want to avoid the ads, go to www.patreon.com/eplpod 1. Support EPLpod 2. TEAMtalk 3. EatMyGoal

Newcastle United star Fabian Schar suffers sickening clash of heads as medics and teammates rush to help the stricken Switzerland defender, but after just four minutes, Schar is back on the pitch playing. Simply put, football doesn't care about concussions.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMtalk

In the second ever "Scandals" episode of EPLpod, Mike and Paul talk about why Ronaldo refuses to touch down on American soil, Evra's non-apology, and the death of a Moroccan-born model who testified in the sex trial of former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. 1. Support EPLpod 2. Secret chat room access  

Lionel Messi scores a lovely chip of a goal against Real Betis (his third of the night), making every Manchester United fan turn ghost-white, if they weren't already, as the two clubs face off on April 10th in the first leg of the Champions League Quarter Final. Liverpool pick up a big three points as West Ham snap victory from the jaws of defeat.  1. Support EPLpod 2. TEAMtalk

All four English side go into the quarter final of the UEFA Champions League. Liverpool breeze past Bayern as Manchester City murder FC Schalke 04. Mike and Paul also discuss Ronaldo, the idiot pitch invader Paul Mitchell, and R Kelly.   1. Support EPLpod 2. TEAMtalk

A ball with a lot of swaz on it coupled with a soft penalty helps Arsenal get all three points against United. Idiot Birmingham City thug, Paul Mitchell, punches Jack Grealish in the head. 1. Support EPLpod 2. TEAMtalk 3. EatMyGoal 

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer leads United to victory away in France against PSG. Ramos looks like a clown. Mike and Paul interview notable football lawyer, Daniel Geey.   1. Support EPLpod 2. Buy Daniel's book 3. TEAMtalk

The Merseyside derby ends in a scoreless draws, thanks to the "wind," according to Liverpool manager, Jürgen Klopp. Arsenal somehow draw Spurs in Aaron Ramsey's last ever North London derby. Manchester United creep into the top four with yet another win.  1. Support EPLpod  2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMtalk

Spurs register all of zero shots on goal against Chelsea; once chasing for the title, will Spurs even finish in the top four anymore? United win 8 straight away games in all competitions beating Crystal Palace. Arsenal give Bournemouth a five gun salute. Finally, Mike tries his hand at improv comedy.  1. Support EPLpod 

Chelsea goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga refused Maurizio Sarri's attempt to substitute him late in extra time of the Carabao Cup final, which left his manager super pissed off on the touchline. 1. Support EPLpod 2. TEAMtalk 3. EatMyGoal  

In the wake of a now-infamous tweet from Mesut Özil, Emery demands consistency in training from the German. Will we see Özil in the BATE Borisov 2nd leg Europa tie? Special Guest Paul and Andrew Mangan discuss this and other nagging Arsenal issues. 1. Support EPLpod 2. Arseblog

Manchester United take down Chelsea at The Bridge; will Sarri be at the helm of Chelsea to fight another day? Ex-England U21 striker Saido Berahino arrested on suspicion of drink driving yet again.  1. Support EPLpod 2. Buy Mike's book

Mike and Paul preview the FA Cup fixture between Chelsea and Manchester United; Phil Foden, the youngest Premier League dad, scores two great goals for Manchester City against Newport; Is Mohammed bin Salman (famously embroiled in the Jamal Khashoggi murder) really going to buy Manchester United?   1. Support EPLpod 2. Swaz hats 3. TEAMtalk 4. EatMyGoal 5. Mike's book recommendation