English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

Chelsea pick up their 12th straight win against Bournemouth ; Arsenal, City, and United also pick up a valuable three points; stupid Roberto Firmino gets charged for driving drunk. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

Looking for a musical comedy footballing podcast? Look no further! The EPLpod deliver the goods on that front. We also talk about Monday's fixture which saw Liverpool down Everton. We also speculate as to whether or not United needs another centre back and if José Mourinho will be at United for the long haul. Holiday Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

Arsenal fall apart like a cheap suit against Manchester City, Manchester United pick up another critical three points, and Chelsea win their 11th in a row. Woof! Support EPLpod 2. Come out to Pete's Candy Store and hang out with Mike 3. EatMyGoal

Yaya Toure refuses to admit that he drinks alcohol, Arsenal drop points against Everton, and Manchester United win it late at Selhurst Park. Meet Mike at Pete's Candy Store in Brooklyn  2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. Pissing on a United shirt

Manchester City get trashed by English champions Leicester City, Memphis Depay and Daniel Sturridge dress like an absolute twats, and Hackerton_9000 releases the leaked photos of Mike. Leaked photos 2. Support EPLpod 3. Pete's Candy Store

The EPLpod boys take in this weeks Champions League action as Lucas Perez bags himself a hat-trick firing Arsenal to the top of their group, Leicester suffer the worst defeat by an English team in the Champions League after a 5-0 humbling in Portugal, Patrick Roberts learns to split his allegiances and the city of Toronto forces Paul to clean up his act. 1. Christmas Misery! 2. Support EPLpod.

Marouane Fellaini gives away a late penalty as Everton equalize against Manchester United, Sergio Agüero goes coco bananas as he lunges at David Luiz and sees red,  and Paul regrettably pours a full beer on a girl. Support EPpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal.tv

Paul & Ben talk MLS and EFL. Meanwhile, Mike is distracted by another hare-brained money-making scheme, this time chili-related. Will Manchester United become more clinical in front of goal following their EFL Cup triumph? Will Hackertron 9000 successfully extort $10,000 from the EPLpod boyz? Tune in this Sunday to find out. #forcechape Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

Mike and Paul are threatened by a Russian hacker, Liverpool take down Sunderland, and United draw against lowly, old West Ham. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Christmas Misery

Paul blackmails his way back onto the show as he returns to the EPLpod studios armed with some pretty damning photos of Mike; Arsenal draws PSG; Leicester City finish top of their group in the Champions League. NPR coverage of Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

With Paul packing his bags up for Egypt, Mike and Ben talk about Chelsea's sixth successive clean sheet against Boro, Arsenal's sucker punch at Old Trafford against God's team, Manchester United, and the return of Yaya Toure to Manchester City. Support EPLpod 2. Christmas Misery! 3. EatMyGoal

Wayne Rooney grabs all of the headlines as he crashes a wedding wasted, England draw Spain, and Manchester United get set to take on Arsenal. Christmas Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

Paul highjacks the podcast to promote his new (and undoubtedly horrid) Arsenal-based podcast while Sir Bean Teague and Mike talk about England vs. Spain as well as all of the other international fixtures. Paul's new twitter handle 2. Choose Your Own Misery 3. EatMyGoal 4. Support EPLpod

Despite being one of the best paid athletes ever, apparently Gareth Bale is still 'just one of the boys.' Who knew? In Paul's penultimate episode, the gents talk about the Sanchez injury, the poppy police, as well as give some tips to Americans wanting to move up to Canada. Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. Not Crying by Flight of the Conchords

A lacklustre Arsenal get KANED by Tottenham's Harry Kane in a lifeless 1-1 draw; Liverpool, Chelsea, and to a lesser extent, Manchester United, crush their respective opponents, but yet another fucking international break threatens to bore everyone to death. Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal 4. That massive 10/10 elbow

Mike and Paul arrive back in Canada, but not necessarily in one piece. The gents talk about Barcelona losing to Manchester City in the Champions League, Jose Mourinho's one-match ban, and bogans. Support EPLpod 2. Choose Your Own Misery 3. EatMyGoal Bogan: a derogatory Australian slang word used to describe a person whose speech, clothing, attitude and behaviour exemplify values and behaviour considered unrefined or unsophisticated, similar to the British term chav.

Live from The Adelaide Airport in sunny old Australia, Mike and Paul talk about the indestructible wall that is Tom Heaton, Chelsea's renaissance, and the ever brilliant, Sergio Agüero. Support EPLpod 2. Choose Your Own Misery 3. EatMyGoal

Jose Mourinho gets one over his nemesis, Pep Guardiola; Chelsea vs West Ham ends in fisticuffs; Mike and Paul prepare for Adelaide, Australia. Choose Your Own Misery 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

Chelsea rip apart Manchester United, handing them their worst away defeat in 17 years; Arsenal drop points against Middlesbrough; West Ham get a late winner against poor, old David Moyes and Sunderland. Choose Your Own Misery 2. EatMyGoal 3. Support EPLpod

Claudio Bravo sees red as Manchester City get ripped apart by Messi and his Barcelona teammates; Arsenal get six goals against some Bulgarian team that nobody really knows about; Sir Ben talks about his hatred of Fantasy Football. Choose Your Own Misery: The Holidays 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal