Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wanted. Yeah, this fucking happened. Sideways bullet-time hells, yeah bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park: Post COVID.  This movie is where the world either ends or begins... Streaming South Park!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet 3.  This movie is about Skull Fucker, and he Skull FUCKS the fuck out of shit!  He doesn't mess around.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Prophecy.  This movie pulls its religion and slips it in our mouth.  Oh, Hell Yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Day After Tomorrow.  Sadly, this film is the world we live in, and fuck the schmucks that got us here.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hubie Halloween.  This movie sums up what is wrong with Adam Sandler and the vast majority of shit movies that he has put out in the last 20 years.  Mother fucker!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman & Robin. Clooney pulled his cock out and shoved it up Arnold's ass! Yeah, Boi!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean's Twelve.  This film fucking dope Donkey Kong+ 1 cock, if you know what I'm saying, but in Europe!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.  This movie is reverse dope as hell, and Leatherface will whimper for you, son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.  In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son!  Titts and balls, son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ghost Rider.  Is this movie about Ghost Rider getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out in hell or just a shitty city?  Just the continuing shit show that goes fucking bug nuts!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Daddy.  So a chick date rapes a dude and then tries to extort him.  It's a hell of a ride!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Silence Of The Lambs.  This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch.  He wishes he had a pussy!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hatchet 2.  This movie is about Hatchet getting his dick hard again and taking the garbage out in the swamp again.  Just the continuing shit show that goes fucking bug nuts!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: DS9 S03E09 - Defiant.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Forever.  This movie pulled its cock out and shoved it up to its ass! 

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica (Theatrical Edit). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mr. Nanny.  This movie is shitty, but fun so sit on it.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (Unrated). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Universal Soldier: The Return.  Two dudes need to fuck, but first, they fight to see who has the biggest cock!