Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Beowulf.  This is a futuristic reteling of the epic Beowulf maybe?  Grab a 40oz folks because this one will hurt.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches National Treasure.  Ben Gates has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Congo.  There is a magical ape that wears a powerglove and helps the human meat bags find the lazer gun and then goes home.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser.  A dude gets his face ripped off... 'nuff said!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark! It is what it is.     *production note* This episode had some asshole cutting the lawn outside so I heavily muted that sound/ silenced it as best that i could.  Also Charter was experiencing problems so i had buffer issues and I did my best to fix the issue and keep it close to correct timing.  At the moment where i say that I want to smash someone's skull is where the splice is, luckily it's within the last 10 mins of the movie and should be close.  Fuck it!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Misery.  The tag line is... The Tide Has Come!  What the FUCK does that even mean man?!?!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Mummy.  It's a good movie and a shitty podcast!  Meh.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deep Blue Sea.  Sharks will cut your face son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Gravity.  Sandra Fucking Bullock!  That is all.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dr. No.  The first in the James Bond film franchise son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tusk.  This one went off the rails folks, i'm very sorry about that.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Draft Day.  I talk lots of football, curse too much and eat a whole bag of chips.  Sorry guys.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Predator.  A true rumble in the jungle!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Event Horizon.  Sci-Fi horror in outerspace with a dash of Hell thrown in for good fun!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Anaconda.  Big snakes, bad accents and Eric Stoltz!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dead Silence.  This is for the rated version of the film because it's on Netflix and who cares?!?!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wedding Singer.  Because Billy Fucking Idol thats why!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.  There is silly hair cuts, worse clothing and just batshit insanity.  Please don't listen to this.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Blu-Ray.  It has wars in the stars and stuff?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cottage.  It doen't end well.   http://www.amazon.com/The-Cottage-David-Arquette/dp/B008I34ZDE