Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood.  This movie is full of good cheese fun where Dennis Miller tries to kill a Vampire bitch and then fuck a blonde bitch because he's a real dick!  Fuck it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Would You Rather.  Not a bad movie, but it was a hell of a hard time getting this episode produced this week... computer issues again.  Enjoy?

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Little Giants.  The Giants beat the cowboys again!  It's a fun family comedy with a girl named ice hole because she's a bad bitch and doesn't take shit from anyone.  True story.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey I Shrunk The Kids.  In this film  Rick Moranis has a huge cock and shrinks shit because he fucking can!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bull Durham.  This is the story of a cock strong young man named Bull that defies the odds of a cripple being a starting pitcher in the big leagues.  Never tell him the odds!  That was all a lie that i told you, i'm sorry... so so sorry.  hahahaha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm.  This movie is not that good even for a bad movie, but the podcast is worst.  Sorry folks.  Get your pills and booze and strap in for this pile of shit!  The only upside is the girl that Red and the Iron Hulk thingy that smashes shit or something?  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander.  So Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie.  Saffron Burrows is sexy as always and loves chewing dbag's assholes out left and right.  Matthew Lillard is subdued in his fucking lameness, but still manages to "help" save the day?  Also David fucking Warner!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Arachnophobia.  Spiders Vs. John Fucking Goodman the Spider Hunter!  He has a huge cock, but doesn't brag about it... just saying.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Langoliers.  I had a fairly big tech issue which then forced me to do advanced mathematics and splice shit together... fuck that!  That being said it should actually be synced pretty fucking solid and ready to use as a drinking game for everytime that i say fuck.  DO IT!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park - The Imaginationland Trilogy DVD.  There is nothing else to say son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 7 Days in Hell.  This thing is fucking hilarious, but the podcast is shit so don't listen to it.  In stread just go watch this fuckig thing already!  This mocumentry was partially inspired by: McEnroe Borg Fire and Ice. Legends and Legacies. TENNIS I don't know how long this will be posted on youtube but here is a link to it: https://youtu.be/GlfL7gYGoy0 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches My Bloody Valentine.  Pick axes, ripped out hearts and a dude with a mustache... sold!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Grand Budapest Hotel.  I really love this film and you should too.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches BloodRayne: The Third Reich.  I have no idea how a movie involving vampires and nazis can be so awful... Uwe Boll!!!!!!  This movie is shit and I was tired and just wanted to fistfuck this damn movie.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Plan.  A surprisingly decent film staring two old white guys that can barely speak english ffs!  America Fuck Yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Road House.  Dalton has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it!  Road House. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Brady Bunch Movie.  Folks I'm sorry for doing this to you.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ender's Game.  This podcast is not very good, I'm so sorry for that.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Punisher.   Dolph Fucking Lundgren!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Footloose.  Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it when it's time to dance!