Sinopsis
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts are movie commentaries. They do not cure cancer or provide intelligent insights on film making, but may provide slight humor. I swear a lot.
Episodios
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Green Blooded Bastard - Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood
25/10/2015 Duración: 01h21minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood. This movie is full of good cheese fun where Dennis Miller tries to kill a Vampire bitch and then fuck a blonde bitch because he's a real dick! Fuck it.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Would You Rather
18/10/2015 Duración: 01h31minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Would You Rather. Not a bad movie, but it was a hell of a hard time getting this episode produced this week... computer issues again. Enjoy?
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Green Blooded Bastard - Little Giants
11/10/2015 Duración: 01h43minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Little Giants. The Giants beat the cowboys again! It's a fun family comedy with a girl named ice hole because she's a bad bitch and doesn't take shit from anyone. True story.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Honey I Shrunk The Kids
04/10/2015 Duración: 01h31minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey I Shrunk The Kids. In this film Rick Moranis has a huge cock and shrinks shit because he fucking can!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Bull Durham
27/09/2015 Duración: 01h45minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bull Durham. This is the story of a cock strong young man named Bull that defies the odds of a cripple being a starting pitcher in the big leagues. Never tell him the odds! That was all a lie that i told you, i'm sorry... so so sorry. hahahaha
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Green Blooded Bastard - Avengers Grimm
20/09/2015 Duración: 01h24minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Avengers Grimm. This movie is not that good even for a bad movie, but the podcast is worst. Sorry folks. Get your pills and booze and strap in for this pile of shit! The only upside is the girl that Red and the Iron Hulk thingy that smashes shit or something?
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Green Blooded Bastard - Wing Commander
13/09/2015 Duración: 01h36minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie. Saffron Burrows is sexy as always and loves chewing dbag's assholes out left and right. Matthew Lillard is subdued in his fucking lameness, but still manages to "help" save the day? Also David fucking Warner!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Arachnophobia
06/09/2015 Duración: 01h45minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Arachnophobia. Spiders Vs. John Fucking Goodman the Spider Hunter! He has a huge cock, but doesn't brag about it... just saying.
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Langoliers
30/08/2015 Duración: 03h28sThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Langoliers. I had a fairly big tech issue which then forced me to do advanced mathematics and splice shit together... fuck that! That being said it should actually be synced pretty fucking solid and ready to use as a drinking game for everytime that i say fuck. DO IT!
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Green Blooded Bastard - South Park - The Imaginationland Trilogy DVD
23/08/2015 Duración: 01h08minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park - The Imaginationland Trilogy DVD. There is nothing else to say son.
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Green Blooded Bastard - 7 Days in Hell
16/08/2015 Duración: 40minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 7 Days in Hell. This thing is fucking hilarious, but the podcast is shit so don't listen to it. In stread just go watch this fuckig thing already! This mocumentry was partially inspired by: McEnroe Borg Fire and Ice. Legends and Legacies. TENNIS I don't know how long this will be posted on youtube but here is a link to it: https://youtu.be/GlfL7gYGoy0
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Green Blooded Bastard - My Bloody Valentine
09/08/2015 Duración: 01h29minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches My Bloody Valentine. Pick axes, ripped out hearts and a dude with a mustache... sold!
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Grand Budapest Hotel
02/08/2015 Duración: 01h35minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Grand Budapest Hotel. I really love this film and you should too.
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Green Blooded Bastard - BloodRayne: The Third Reich
26/07/2015 Duración: 01h13minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches BloodRayne: The Third Reich. I have no idea how a movie involving vampires and nazis can be so awful... Uwe Boll!!!!!! This movie is shit and I was tired and just wanted to fistfuck this damn movie.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Escape Plan
19/07/2015 Duración: 01h48minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Plan. A surprisingly decent film staring two old white guys that can barely speak english ffs! America Fuck Yeah!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Road House
12/07/2015 Duración: 01h51minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Road House. Dalton has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it! Road House.
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Brady Bunch Movie
05/07/2015 Duración: 01h26minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Brady Bunch Movie. Folks I'm sorry for doing this to you.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Ender's Game
28/06/2015 Duración: 01h45minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ender's Game. This podcast is not very good, I'm so sorry for that.
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Punisher
21/06/2015 Duración: 01h25minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Punisher. Dolph Fucking Lundgren!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Footloose
14/06/2015 Duración: 01h45minThe one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Footloose. Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it when it's time to dance!