Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later.  This movie is a pretty solid reboot of the franchise and has some ok action and works pretty well. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Of Grey.  This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive.  This podcast is awful and fuck you.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman/ Batman: Apocalypse.  In this movie Batman has to save Superman's ass from Lex's robot cock...JK that was the last one.  So anyway Supergirl shows up, Darkseid is being an asshole again and Superman literally blows shit.  Fuck it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Zoolander.  This movie is about a dumb, yet physically ripped model that is brainwashed in order to kill some asian dude or something and there is breakdance fighting and Relax bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silver Linings Playbook.  This movie is about a couple of crazy, broken and beautiful people that find love with each other.  Peace and love bitches.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Advocate.  In this movie Neo is a smooth talking lawyer from the land of Flo Rida where they not only blow whistles, but also eat ass!  fml.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie!  Jay & Silent Bob get high, jerk off and there may be some anal involved too.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rumble In The Bronx.  This movie is about an asian dude that just wants to go to his uncle's wedding, but will fight street thugs if he has too.  he'll cut your fucking face son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone.  This movie is about a snotty kid who gets left behind by his asshole family because fuck him.  He thwarts a couple dbag crooks with in the most cinematic way possible, lose the battle win the war?  The mom then makes a deal with the devil and ultimately doesn't achieve anything from it.  Merica.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  The Cold War is in full effect and the heat is rising in this spy movie starring Superman and that guy from The Social Network.  Not a bad movie.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman/ Batman: Public Enemies.  In this movie Batman has to save Superman's ass from Lex's robot cock!  It's a fun movie, go give it a watch and have some pills while you are wasting your life son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Contagion.  This movie is full of viruses and people dying, but strangely not potato chips for some reason?  It's a great movie man.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ridiculous 6.  Not a great movie, but it was a hell of a better than most of the shit that he has put out in the last decade.  Mainly it's just a boring comedy that should have been 30 mins shorter and less serious/ more silly.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid.  Big snakes, bad accents, but in a sequel bitches!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones Blu-Ray.  This one is pretty awful and i want to hate fuck it.  That is all.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happening.  The Happening is about grass and trees fist fucking us in the only way they know how... The Happening!  She and Him run through the woods and remember why they like fucking each other or something.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellboy: Sword of Storms.  A decent animated film based on the classic comic character that is a hell spawn that should be bent on world destruction, but doesn't feel like it.  He also like kittens and beer.  It's not a bad movie, but with a few passing issues and stuff.  I'll stop now.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tamara.  A well tread supernatural revenge story that is an ok film starring the wife of Channing Tatum.  She's hell in high heels!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery.  In this movie James Bond takes on the bad guy, gets some pussy and saves the fucking day... oh shit, wrong movie.  Listen till the end and hear the magical shit filled easter egg!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic World.  This movie is really good and a lot of fun, but my podcast is dog shit!  I was very tired while recording this podcast late into the evening, partially fueled by cough syrup, greasy pizza and i'm pretty sure that i briefly passed out a couple times during this film.  I'm so sorry that you listened to this.