Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween: Resurrection.  This movie is a pretty shitty sequel in this franchise, but still better than those horrible middle ones.     This is not the one with Paul Rudd in it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Independence Day.  This movie is the prequel to a fairly shitty movie that just came out.  There is alien rape(brent spiner) and a black pilot(will smith) and a jewish man boy cable repair man(jeff goldblum) and i'm pretty sure that i passed out a few times while recording this.     fml son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tomorrowland.  This movie is directed by the Iron Giant dude and written with the Lost guy.  It's a perfectly average movie that looks pretty, but it takes a long time to get anywhere fun which is too little too late for my fucking tastes.  Bleh.  Anyway it's an ok film, but not high on my lists of rewatching fun time stuff.  Fuck it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 2.  This movie is the sequel to a somewhat classic and they amped up the gore and they tried to make Donnie Wahlberg seem like a capable actor! This second one tries to push forward in new directions, but fails somewhat in certain aspects, but is still on the better side of these Saw movies.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Now You See Me.  In this movie there are 36 ninjas and the are crazy fast and can do magic like nobody knows!  Jk, but there are these 4 playas known as the 4HorseM3N and they fight for the little guy and like to fuck shit up son!   NOW YOU SEE ME bitches.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scream.  In this movie a girl named Scream is hunted by some crazy fuckers and is forced to... Scream!  There were some production issues with this episode so if it sucks then i'm sorry and fuck you.

  The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Alien vs. Predator.  Paul W.S. Anderson fucking hates us all and gives us this shitfest!  This movie is a combination of a great franchise and an average(but loved) franchise that was forced to hate fuck each other while doing massive amounts of drugs on camera.  I'm not even joking... that's the fucking story son.  Aliens + Predators + fml = this fucking movie.  kill me now please.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw.  This movie is a somewhat classic in that it kicked horror off into a new and gore filled direction.  This first one has it's flaws, but is still an ok watch from time to time and is still one of the better films in this series.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool.  This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and can't die.  He's got a hot girlfriend, a funny friend named after an animal and his roommate is a blind black woman... what more could you possibly ask for?  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches G.I. Joe: Resolute.  In this movie Cobra tries to anal rape the world again and almost achieves it until the resolute Joes turn the tables and push Cobra's shit in!   America Fuck Yeah!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It Follows.  This movie is a instant classic in the horror genre! It's about an std that literally kills you to death in the vein of 80s horror.  This movie is dope.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Year One.  In this movie the Batman gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it Batman!  It's a lot like the comic and pretty good so watch it and read it and send me brownies!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pee-Wee's Big Holiday.  In this movie Batman has to save...jk!  Pee-Wee goes on holiday to spend time partying it up with his buddy Joe!  enjoy son. :)

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Green Inferno.  This movie is a pretty solid non torture porn horror movie where a bunch of red fuckers are eating white fuckers in the green jungle.  'Murica

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Species.  This movie is about a horribly cast Ben Kingsley or at very least a poorly acted performance with a horrible accent... fuck it.  Lots of tits and shit.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Futurama: Bender's Big Score.  I just watched this movie like 10 hours ago and honestly don't know if i was fully coherent while i watched this and cannot remember anything that i said about it.  Seriously i'm sorry for recording such a horrible podcast.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thirteen Ghosts.  This movie has ghosts that look like the are rejects from other horror franchises that got caught in a glass house trap.  FML But seriously it was ok in a bad way.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.  This movie is about an asian dude... just kidding this is about a family full of assholes lead by two negligent parents and an asshole son.  Cops and Robbers in the big apple or something.  This episode is not good.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United.  In this movie Iron Man & Hulk are heroes and unite and fight an energy being thing that has some sort of name that.... i give up!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Trespass.  This movie is about a diamond broker with a cheating wife and a shit head daughter.  Some people break in and shit gets real... Lethal Weapon 2 style!