Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It Follows.  This movie is a instant classic in the horror genre! It's about an std that literally kills you to death in the vein of 80s horror.  This movie is dope.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Year One.  In this movie the Batman gets shot, stabbed, punched and tends to fail quite a bit... fuck it Batman!  It's a lot like the comic and pretty good so watch it and read it and send me brownies!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pee-Wee's Big Holiday.  In this movie Batman has to save...jk!  Pee-Wee goes on holiday to spend time partying it up with his buddy Joe!  enjoy son. :)

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Green Inferno.  This movie is a pretty solid non torture porn horror movie where a bunch of red fuckers are eating white fuckers in the green jungle.  'Murica

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Species.  This movie is about a horribly cast Ben Kingsley or at very least a poorly acted performance with a horrible accent... fuck it.  Lots of tits and shit.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Futurama: Bender's Big Score.  I just watched this movie like 10 hours ago and honestly don't know if i was fully coherent while i watched this and cannot remember anything that i said about it.  Seriously i'm sorry for recording such a horrible podcast.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Thirteen Ghosts.  This movie has ghosts that look like the are rejects from other horror franchises that got caught in a glass house trap.  FML But seriously it was ok in a bad way.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.  This movie is about an asian dude... just kidding this is about a family full of assholes lead by two negligent parents and an asshole son.  Cops and Robbers in the big apple or something.  This episode is not good.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United.  In this movie Iron Man & Hulk are heroes and unite and fight an energy being thing that has some sort of name that.... i give up!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Trespass.  This movie is about a diamond broker with a cheating wife and a shit head daughter.  Some people break in and shit gets real... Lethal Weapon 2 style!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later.  This movie is a pretty solid reboot of the franchise and has some ok action and works pretty well. 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Of Grey.  This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive.  This podcast is awful and fuck you.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman/ Batman: Apocalypse.  In this movie Batman has to save Superman's ass from Lex's robot cock...JK that was the last one.  So anyway Supergirl shows up, Darkseid is being an asshole again and Superman literally blows shit.  Fuck it.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Zoolander.  This movie is about a dumb, yet physically ripped model that is brainwashed in order to kill some asian dude or something and there is breakdance fighting and Relax bitches!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silver Linings Playbook.  This movie is about a couple of crazy, broken and beautiful people that find love with each other.  Peace and love bitches.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Devil's Advocate.  In this movie Neo is a smooth talking lawyer from the land of Flo Rida where they not only blow whistles, but also eat ass!  fml.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie!  Jay & Silent Bob get high, jerk off and there may be some anal involved too.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rumble In The Bronx.  This movie is about an asian dude that just wants to go to his uncle's wedding, but will fight street thugs if he has too.  he'll cut your fucking face son!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Home Alone.  This movie is about a snotty kid who gets left behind by his asshole family because fuck him.  He thwarts a couple dbag crooks with in the most cinematic way possible, lose the battle win the war?  The mom then makes a deal with the devil and ultimately doesn't achieve anything from it.  Merica.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Man From U.N.C.L.E.  The Cold War is in full effect and the heat is rising in this spy movie starring Superman and that guy from The Social Network.  Not a bad movie.