Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E12 (A Disquiet Follows My Soul)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches xXx: Return of Xander Cage!  This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world or watch a soccer game with his family! 

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E11 (Sometimes a Great Notion).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s Eleven (2001).  This film fucking dope 2K+1 bitches.  Real deal big dick Donkey Kong cock if you know what I'm saying!

This week on... Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E10 (Revelations) lets FRAK!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Get Out.  This movie is about a guy named Get Out and he is a photographer and he has a hot girlfriend and gets brain wiped kinda and kills some racist fucks and Lil Rel is kicking ass!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E09 (The Hub)!   Let's Frak!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:TNG S01E11 - The Big Goodbye.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Double Mommy.  So a guy date rapes his best friend's girlfriend and then tries to cover it up because he's a rich prick.  Her boyfriend then comes back home after being away from all summer and then they make smush smush and then she's preggo with twins.  That's no all folks because one kid is each of the other dude's and shit and then it really gets crazy!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E08 (Sine Qua Non)!   Let's Frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman (1989).  This movie was pulled its cock out and slapped the Joker in the face with it and then rubbed it on his rhubarb.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG BSG S04E07 (Guess What's Coming to Dinner)!   Let's Frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mile 22.  This movie is like a jingoistic wet dream for all them Marky Mark fans!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG BSG S04E06 (Faith)!   Let's Frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego Marvel Spider-Man: Vexed By Venom.  Yeah, this fucking happened again!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E05 (The Road Less Traveled)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban.  In this movie, Harry meets his past and kicks ass while he does it, son!  Tiddies.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E04 (Escape Velocity)!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s 11 (1960).  This film isn't that great, but the remake is fucking better so skip this pile of shit! haha

Fat Apollo Is Life - Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S04E03 (The Ties That Bind).  Let's frak!