Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E05 (Collaborators) Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Happytime Murders.  This movie is about a guy named Happytime and some Murders are going on and he teams up with his angry ex-partner and shit gets sideways fast.  Also puppet drugs!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E04 (Exodus, Part 2) Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jeepers Creepers 2.  This is a movie wherein humans are in denial of the truth... that Jeepers Creepers 2 is real and he'll fuck you up!  Especially if you're a dude(s) with their shirts off because the director is a creepy fucker.  seriously look it up.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E03 (Exodus, Part 1). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tremors: Shrieker Island.  Kevin Bacon is still not in this one either, but fuck it who cares!  Michael Gross is back with his huge cock and now he's got, Nepolean Dynamite?!?!?! Fuck yeah!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E02 (Precipice). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wonder Woman 1984.  In this movie, Wonder Woman 84 gets to fight her inner demons or deepest wishes or whatever the fuck!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E01 (The Occupation). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Showgirls.  Nomi has big tits and isn't afraid to use them when it's time to dance and damn does she know how to use them!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E20 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 2). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Red Dragon.  This film isn't that great, but eh it's got some funky fun shit in it.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E19 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches #ALIVE.  This movie is strange and slightly not cool, but strangely fun at times.  weird film.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E18 (Downloaded). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Good Son.  This movie is about a bug nuts crazy kid who gets kills his brother and tries killing Frodo and shit.  He also fucking creates a crossbow that kills dogs with screws!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Retribution  Sci-Fi horror at it's almost worst!  Hahaha, This movie is another shitty entry in the franchise that started out well enough and slowly slid towards le shit show deluxe.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E17 (The Captain's Hand). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Dancing.  Swayze has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance and gdamn Baby!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E16 (Sacrifice). Let's frak!