Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman 4: The Quest For Peace.  In this movie, Superman stops nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a sun born nuclear clone or something ffs.  plus ducky is in here.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding.  So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day!  The Borg queen is still hanging around there are some new peeps around.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E05 (The Farm). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th (2009).  This movie is bad... really bad, but it's over for now.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hobbs & Shaw.  This movie is like a modern-day sequel to Moana.  Just go watch it already.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E04 (Resistance). Let's frak!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse.  This movie is about a guy named Spider-Man who has an above-average cock, but nothing gaudy or offensive.  He meets up with some other strange fucking Spider-Them and they fucking save the day.   Don't do drugs before you watch this, please.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E03 (Fragged). Let's frak!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:ENT S4E15 - Affliction (1/2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ghost of Lord Farquaad.  This movie was an amusement park ride so yeah... I have no idea what I watched.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E02 (Valley of Darkness). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Warning (CBS, 1994).  This movie is about some big-dicked fuck heads that that nuke shit and shit!  Seriously wtfbbq?!?!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E01 (Scattered). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm.  In this movie, Batman gets to fight demons from his past again!  The Joker is out there romping and stomping again because he's in his prime!  It was ok I guess I'll stop now.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S01E12 (Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part 2). Let's frak!  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Virus.  It's more fun than The Phantom Menace!  Ha yeah, but it's got some borg like shit in it and the good Baldwin.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S01E12 (Kobol's Last Gleaming, Part 1). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Platform.  This film is just fucking strange man.