Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E05

Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends!   This was a project that I worked on several months ago, seeing if I could come up with a brain-rot retelling of the Beowulf story. It's bugnuts, batshit storytime brought to you by a Bastard! Go find it on my Instagram and ShitTok and share it for no reason but just to watch it infect society through chaos!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Going To The Mat. Although it may be a paint by the numbers type story it's pretty fun so crack open a couple beers and enjoy!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E04

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Mission Demolition.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and kick the bad guy's ass!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E03

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead Rise.  This movie should be called Evil Dead High Rise!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S03E02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 21 Bridges. This movie is like a season of tv in 90 mins!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S03E01

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Two. In this movie shit starts to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro. Strap in!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard - S02E10

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X.  This movie is dope with a side of tiddies and blood!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E09

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Strange Way Of Life.  In this movie, a couple of dudes do kooky shit to to relive their better days and strange things happen.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Werewolf By Night.  In this movie, Werewolf does some kooky shit to help out his good buddy Manthing! That's a true story.

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches LEGO Marvel Avengers: Code Red.  In this movie, Lego dudes do kooky shit to help out good guys and bad ones too!

Ash Vs Evil Dead Vs The Bastard -S02E07

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 4. This movie is about a demon, a child, and a pizza place with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues with a jump to the semi-future but ties to the past and a cult of witches.