Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stargate.  This movie spawned what became a fairly fun tv series that then spawned some less fun tv serieseses.  There is alien rape and a Kurt Russell and a androgynous man boy that was face raped by the alien.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E16 (We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rollerball (2002).  This movie is about some big dicked fuck heads that roll around shit and think they are awesome until shit gets real!  Seriously wtfbbq?!?!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E15 (Can I Get a Witness?).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: Age of Extinction.  This is a movie wherein robots are still zinging one liners while fighting other to robots... some real robots and some fake bake roots. Stanley Tucci is killing it and oh yeah this dude is robbing the cradle.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E14 (The Boy Next Door).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Afterlife.  Sci-Fi horror that shits the bed! This movie is a shit show, and the first sign of a franchise going to shit.  Seriously this movie sucks donkey dick.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E13 (ALF's Special Christmas: Part 2).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Lost World: Jurassic Park.  This movie is really not groundbreaking and is bleh.  I was probably very tired while recording this and I'm so sorry that you listened to this crap!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E12 (ALF's Special Christmas: Part 1).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies (Extended Edition).  This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow wanders around and tries to figure out who or what the five fucking armies are?!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E11 (Hail to the Chief).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 5: A New Beginning.  This movie is a bad story choice and just some overall badness.  Haha there is some fun stuff in here, but it's bad for sure.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E10 (Isn't It Romantic).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Transformers: Dark Of The Moon.  This is a bleh movie wherein robots are still zinging one liners while fighting other to robots and just generally fucking shit up son, but this time in Chicago!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E9 (Night Train).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rock.  This movie is about a prison named after a wrestler and it will fist fuck you up and spit you out!   note: the sound quality isn't great, but i fixed it the best i could.

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E8 (Something's Wrong With Me).

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jenifer (Masters Of Horror S01 E04).  I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 4th episode!

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf!  This episode is for S02E7 (Oh, Pretty Woman).