Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S02E01

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Logan Lucky. This film is alright, but lacks the magic of his other films especially the Ocean's trilogy.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E10

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches X-Men. This one is pretty good and still holds up pretty well all things considered.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E09

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches World War Z.  This movie is about an alleged Zombie outbreak becuase of Joe Biden.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E08

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Boy Kills World.  In this movie, Pennywise kicks ass while his inner thoughts are narrated by the fucking guy from Bob's Burgers ffs.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E07

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Street Fighter. This movie is based on the thinnest story from a video game! Haha, fml.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E06

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rebel Moon—Part One: A Child of Fire. This movie is an original concept based on a Star Wars story that never got made, with some slow-motion thrown in for fun.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E05

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 2. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues, so God has mercy on my soul becuase this one is a slightly better film.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E04

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Flash.  This movie is an expensive turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week, but has it's moments of fun! 

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E03

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Shut In (2016).  This movie is about a woman with a crazy kid who is Shut In.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity.  This movie is about a demon and cameras in a house and no music. It has started so god have mercy on my soul.