Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E06

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rebel Moon—Part One: A Child of Fire. This movie is an original concept based on a Star Wars story that never got made, with some slow-motion thrown in for fun.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E05

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity 2. This movie is about a demon, with cameras in a different house and still no music. It continues, so God has mercy on my soul becuase this one is a slightly better film.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E04

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Flash.  This movie is an expensive turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week, but has it's moments of fun! 

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E03

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Shut In (2016).  This movie is about a woman with a crazy kid who is Shut In.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Paranormal Activity.  This movie is about a demon and cameras in a house and no music. It has started so god have mercy on my soul.

Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard -S01E01   This is the first episode of a new side podcast called Ash vs Evil Dead vs The Bastard and it will be released weekly each Thursday until all the episodes are released comprising the complete series.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Evil Dead.  In this movie, some friends take a drug addict into the woods and shit gets real sucka.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith.  This one is is probably the best of the prequel trilogy, but that isn't saying a whole lot in the grand scale of things.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is newly retired until they pull him back into the job and is a let down from the highs of the second one, but it still has it's moments of fun.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool 2.  This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who kills shit and still can't die.  He's got a hot girlfriend, a bitter friend named after an animal and his roommate is a blind black woman... what more could you possibly ask for? Fucking CABLE that's what!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Naked Gun 2.5 The Smell Of Fear. This movie is about a large cocked fuckwad copper that is out of his mind and somehow still saves the day and got better at being a copper.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Injustice.  In this movie, Superman gets his feelings hurt and decides to lose his shit and bust his nut over everyone's face!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.  Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker.  In this movie Baby Batman gets to be the butt of the Joke again.