Drunks And Dragons - Dungeons And Dragons 5e Actual Play

With the extreme stakes bearing down on our heroes' shoulders they decide that the safest route to their goals is - A Talent Show. Weirder things have saved millions if our histories can be believed. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Fear all ye who miss Dwarven Forge’s Hellscape kickstarter! Complete with illuminated lava and infernal decor, this miniature table top gaming terrain is full of all the evil your life has been missing. Live now on Kickstarter, get your pledge in while it’s still hot. Get your fresh hell and melt the faces on your whole party. We know the devil is in the details, and that’s why Dwarven Forge’s terrain is hand painted, hand sculpted, and individually kissed by Asmodeus himself. Ending on July 1st, you will want to make sure you get in on this

When danger is all around you it is easy to rely on past successes and charge into the unknown. Surely, since you have faced gods and survived, this next peril will be tough but manageable. Surely, we will be able to solve any problem thrown our way. Surely, any foe we face should be more afraid of us than we are of them. But that is not always the case, unfortunately. And you only have to be wrong once. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @Rattenkaefig! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Dwarven Forge’s Hellscape kickstarter is now live and you simply don't want to miss it!Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!You gotta respect your teeth like a +1

Our heroes have found the location of the artifact, which is their whole reason for being in Hell. All they have to do is get into the vault, grab it, and they can dip out of this weird and creepy corporate hell-retreat. Maybe this arc will end up being a short one after all!The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @a_goatfacekilla! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Your heroes race deeper into the depths of the hell bank searching for the piece of the god killing puzzle. They have never experienced such a frightful lair as this but with the power of team work they will surely come out the other side. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Look we know the hell bank vault is going to have a lot of defenses but what else are we supposed to do? Not try to break in??? No, the only logical course of action is to rush into danger with a plan we know will not work and then adapt a new plan once we get down there. How bad could it be? The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @wingedhat! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This dang corporate retreat is going to kill us. Probably literally. This infernal bank has strange and dangerous magics we have never seen before and that is terrifying. Surely, we are strong enough to overcome any obsticle but at what cost? Being shot with hell beams hurts like...well...hell.Also, a little announcement. As we have mentioned way back we are changing the name of the podcast. The reasons are many and complicated but we hope we still have your trust as we all work through this change. Only the name of the podcast is changing, nothing else! Still the same wild antics and really bad plans. We are pleased to finally reveal that the new name of our little D&D podcast is - Greetings, Adventurers!The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Wa

The gang finally catches a break! Are they in hell? Sure. Do they have a bungalow with HDTV and a lazy river that follows directly to the pool bar? YES! It seems like this all tracks, and nothing could possibly go wrong.  The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @gregor_stiebert! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If I can take a step outside of in character podcast descriptions for a second, it is obvious that Michael needed a break from trying (and usually failing) to kill us every week so he sent us to the beach. Michael may act like this is some sort of spooky hell beach but I am pretty sure we are just RPing being able to afford a vacation like this. This is what makes D&D so special - imagining a world where the impossible is possible. I am excited.  The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by jojo.draws! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your te

Our brave Bank Heroes continue their task of infiltrating the dread bank of Pelor's Hope. Surely, whoever ate Gruebel McSnuggs lunch didn't plan on The Tower of Grey to be on the scene! Whoa to all lunch stealers!Podcast art by @lochearte! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dress for the job you want and when you want a job at an evil bank in the big city, well, the only option is to dress to the 7s. Rowan, unfortunately, is afraid of having a job so she ran into the woods! (Jennifer was in NYC for work). Gather around and listen to the tale of 3 brave heroes who must try with all their might to get a job at a bank.Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are really showing that dragon what's what, aren't we? Unfortunately, Drakoolus's guards are no push over so the gang still has to stay on their combat toes or else risk serious bodily harm. More disconcerting, however, is the mental damage poor Frank must be experiencing... Poor guy.  Podcast art by @JinxStark! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I am not one to say I told you so but a fella running a damn bank named Oseary Drakoolus is a red flag and a half. Luckily we are seasoned heroes ready for any threat! And two wizards working together while a Monk and a Ranger protect them is a powerful combo worthy to be feared! Podcast art by @arosekami! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Frank is cool now so we owe it to him to find out what is up with his weird, probably evil boss. Don't tell Frank, but any excuse to continue to attend the various brunches around the city is always at the top of our minds. If we happen to discover some sort of evil plan that ties all this god capturing shenanigans then that is just icing on my large cinnamon roll.  Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Frank is pretty sure that this Iron Bank isn't bad, but we have our doubts. Naturally, we want to be sure that we don't make a very powerful enemy without cause so we gotta do our research. After brunch, that is. Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When you are face to face with Ioun the goddess of knowledge you gotta take advantage of it. Our heroes are about to journey into extremely dangerous planes so naturally they try to get as much info as possible. Apparently they solved the safer god problems and the next few are a doozy and a half. They all sound terrible. But being a hero means you jump into danger when called to do so. Being a living hero means you make sure you know where you are landing and if the air is poison. Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The battle outside Deephome rages on, but will our heroes be able to keep their rag tag army in check against the onslaught of the approaching Dragons!? That is such a stressful thing to think about! Did we ever imagine the Aludra who woke up on that slab all those years ago and would be commanding an army? They grow up so fast. Unfortunately, there is another shade from Aludra's past on the horizon. Surely... it cannot be...I will not say that heroes name! Trickster! Charlatan! Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Turns out there are lots of bad things going on throughout Drunkeros but luckily Queen Aludra has called her allies to defend Deephome. Listen as we play out a huge battle and repel thousands of enemies from the entrance of the dwarven home land of Deephome. Gasp as a mighty brontosaurus covered in goblins smashes the ranks of a dragonborn cavalry. Stare in awe at a dragons approach over the horizon!Podcast art by @cclaray! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Before we jump into the next chunk of this arc we wanted to take a moment to answer y'all's burning questions! Thank you all so much for writing in. We always love doing these eps since it gives us a chance to wild out a bit. Next episode we will I guess go into some sort of worse place than Prison Planet so that is something nice to think about. I think one of the planes was entirely on fire? Working on our tans would be nice, I guess... Anyways I don't think there are any controversial questions this time (Pie is better than Cake) but feel free to scream at your listening device along with us.Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I think it is safe to say that the heroes of our story needed to let off a little steam. To collectively exhale, let their guard down and just act like all of existence isn't being threatened by some all powerful force. Luckily they have made some allies that many consider gods. It is good to have friends like that. Friends who have whole cities named after them. Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Having defeated Josail Longshadow our crew of adventurers must decide what to do with the frozen bodies of Torog and Pelor. Pelor is pretty simple: release him. Torog...well Torog will probably be pretty mad and in a "squash small things" mood. Whatever they decide, fate has dealt them a hand that forces them to keep moving forward or else more gods of the realm will be captured. Captured gods tend to have disastrous effects on their local population so they barely have time to catch their breath. That is the life of a hero for you.Podcast art by @mcwafflez45! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.