Drunks And Dragons - Dungeons And Dragons 5e Actual Play

Few Podcasts survive to make their 300th episode and we probably would have been one of them if not for you! We are not kidding - we would have quit a long time ago ha ha. You choosing to join us for this wild ride has meant so, so, so, so much to all of us! Now we ask you to join us on our next journey. Our next safer and more ad friendly arc. Our answer to "wait, they just get drunk and play D&D...no thanks". Our earnest desire to be respected by WotC. Please respectfully, minding the local sound ordinances, for Swords and Sobriety Episode 1.All kidding aside, we had so much fun recording this long episode. Maybe a little too much... Podcast art byPodcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is it! Josail Longshadow and Pelor is within our grasps! We are stronger than ever and full of righteous anger. Our quest is to free a god for, Pelor's sake, so we have no choice but to pull out all the stops and end this once and for all. Well, until the next god goes missing. But we are even more prepared for that! We must stop whatever is going on here because not only our plane but all planes of existence could be wiped out! I hope Josail wore a clean pair of undies today.Podcast art by @LadyVidalis! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I think we all knew there was going to be something weird inside the armory or whatever your would call this room. An impound? Is that what you would call it? Anyway this creature is terrifying and I hate fighting it. Something...is screaming inside. Something, dare I say, familiar? Every quest has a moment when you stop and just for one second appreciate just how weird things have gotten. Hopefully this weird crystal belly haver is that moment. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hello, wonderful adventurers! Due to some illness we are sharing this special Waterdeep: Dragon Heist themed episode. We had two special guest and oh my lorde it was so much fun. Super duper thank you to Carlos Luna and Adal Rifai for joining us on this adventure. So grab your favorite mixture of Dr. Pepper (I am a 60% pepper, 30% diet coke, 10% pepsi man) and listen as we save the day. Sort of. Well...we make it easier for others to save the day. But we definitely helped!You can find the rest of the Podcast of Waterdeep story on http://dnd.wizards.com/dungeon-delve/podcast-hub. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Having defeated those weird...creatures and saved Ekhart, the gang now has to journey to the prison offices. Hopefully all of their loot is there. As it often happens, more and more guards are like, trying to stop them? Luckily, we have several...demon or dog based tricks up our sleeves.Podcast art by @IForgetHisName! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Falling down a big hole usually leads to fun, new experiences but not today! Luckily, our good friend Eckhart Day Hammer is here. But it looks like he is getting…eaten alive? This hole sucks to be in. Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Half the team hasn't returned from their meeting with The Baus and Jimmy Skags is running his mouth. Luckily Toby's potion is ready to go and probably isn't poison! Looks like it is time for Plan B(ean) and a head on confrontation with The Baus.  Podcast art by @kikyo_cat! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When a plan just makes sense, you can't think about it too hard. You just have to go for it. Making a crime boss eat his own poisoned pin in a bowl of beans is both poetic and a richly deserved fate. In this episode we watch this beautifully concocted plan play out. Nothing goes wrong. Podcast art by @cclaray! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Now that Skud has low friends in high places things continue to get dicey. Especially since we can't really trust all these damn low friends. Not surprising but still so dang disappointing! Anyways, we are closing in on several of our small time goals in the big house so I got a feeling we are going to breaking out of this damn place soon! Hell yea!Podcast art by @emily_ee_draws! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Slowly but surely the gang is getting their footing in this terrible prison. But, they need to make sure they do not botch this up since they will only have one real chance to grab the blood or the book before the guards get wise and do something about it. Maybe it is losing some of their magical abilities but it looks like our heroes are showing some restraint for the first time ever. But as we are finding out making allies in this place is just as dangerous as fighting a large Slaad. Luckily we have all these tasty and nutritious beans and corns. Well, the corn isn't for us...but still.  Podcast art by @artsy22ajl! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When you have nothing to work with in a magical super prison you have to latch onto the small victories. Maybe you get a small rock or a sharpened toothbrush. Who knows what a level 17 adventurer could do with that? Baby steps is the name of the game. Plus, you have to keep your moral up in a place like this. And nothing would make me and my buds happier than that sausage platter over there. I think that guard has a plate of 90 sausages...that is so many. Podcast art by @the_checha! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Having gotten their work assignments, our heroes now actually have to go to them and perform adequately enough to not get fired or murdered. Things are very strict in this prison city so naturally our jobs are not that great. But, there are some great secrets and even greater joys to be found for those that look for them. Plus, everyone gets to eat some nice beans, which is great for the soul. Podcast art by @killurmonkey! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Things sure are complicated in this prison. I guess it is probably the most complicated prison in all of the realms if you think about it. Anyways, we gotta get out of here and I guess free our blood? That is a weird thing to say but we have definitely said weirder things. But even if we escape the physical grounds of the prison who knows what they can do with our blood. So, that is a huge priority. So is getting to work! Finally, we got our job assignments. Podcast art by @killurmonkey! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When starting any new life activity - prison included - you have GOT to make a great first impression. One well-known way to do that it is a sucker-punk the biggest prisoner in the place. In this episode we go ahead and explore that space. Oh, and Skud is back. Oh, and what's up with Frank's new friends?  Podcast art by @Floyd_jpg! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dang! We are in the slammer! No big deal though, I am sure we will come up with something. Many adventurers have been locked up and then came up with their most daring stories from their dangerous escapes. Sure, we have no way to access our magics... and we can't find Skud or Frank... but we are making new life-long friends. No prison in all the planes can hold the Tower of Grey!  Podcast art by @eemilyyclairee! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Entering into a new plane of existence is always a dicey proposition. Sure, you could be prepared for anything in your realm and immediately be a fish out of water in this new one. Things are just that different. The Shadowfell has an even more ruthless reputation so it came as no surprise that entering through their front door was not great...But I am sure nothing bad will happen. We are heroes! Folks love heroes no matter which realm you are in. Podcast art by @Psycho_Captain! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Now that our course is set we actually have to figure out how to get to the ding dang Shadowfell. It isn't easy! Plus we need time to catch our breath while in Pelor's Hope. Toby is hard at work on a solution thanks to the aide of the some of the greatest minds in Drunkeros while the rest of the gang spent time with old friends or made new, bitter rivals. The Die is Cast. The Iron is Hot. Let's get ready to enter a horrible dangerous plane of existence that we absolutely shouldn't go to unless all of existence is under assault.  Podcast art by @a_goatfacekilla! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our new best friend Eckart Dayhammer gives us a brief history of the Circle of Seven and about how lots of things are real bad right now. But, we know now that our quest leads us to Grol a city in the Shadowfell. Since things are bad like, everywhere we enlisted the aide of our former adventurer pals/ scary boat captain to help collect info while we are venture into the dangerous unknown. Hopefully the Shadowfell will be chill and fun but we need to be prepared for when we return. If we return...Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With things getting Real Bad in this particular heaven we need to move on. Cut and Run. Get Out While the Gettin is Good. You know. Plus, the greater threat is always around the corner and we must meet it head on in order to make the realms a safer place. We must. If we don't then who will? We are heroes. Podcast art by @AndrewStrawder! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

When suspects flee the scene of a crime you gotta throw them into the - Bone Cage. That is how justice is served in a helpful non-lethal way. Plus these two knuckle heads had something to do with the disappearance of a god, so that is a huge no-no in pretty much every realm. But they are very powerful, but will they be powerful enough to destroy the bone cage? Who knows!? The bone cage is vague and loose in game stats so you just kinda gotta wing it. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our regular editor David Stewart (@spudcam), and also our junior editor Alan Mathews (@JAlanMathewsJr)!  Podcast art by @bridgitconnell! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Want to impress your pals with your wine collection and good taste? Well head to tryfirstl