Drunks And Dragons - Dungeons And Dragons 5e Actual Play

Turns out those spiders actually do want to hurt us. We will show these spiders who is the boss. It is us. Podcast art by @DBR_Justin! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

These rowdy folks are continuing their quest to help out someone that is probably nice and good. Making friends with a god is a cool thing to do for an adventuring crew to do, especially if you are good and nice like this particular group. Podcast art by @Oni_chinchin! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lahni was unable to join us for this session so we used arcane and secret magics to peer through the veil of time to the strange occurrences which happened three weeks ago. We find ourselves in a jail cell in a town located somewhere within the Feywild. We are joined not by heroes, but by something else. Creatures with ill intent in their eyes and cruelty on their tongues. Podcast art by @killurmonkey! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Looks like some sort of funny business is going on in the Feywild. We don't really want to go to the Fey Lands, especially without a guide...but we have to try to track down Thom Harper! Plus this dang, weird Orb! What is its deal? I kinda hate it. I am sure we won't die in the Feywild since we are strong and all, but what if we are only strong for our realm...oh god I hate this. Podcast art by @rayeliann! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Having narrowly escaped the extreme Pyre Problem due to Lahni's incredible speed, our heroes must decide what to do with their new orb. Orb is strange but also, orb is good. What does the orb want us to know? Is it an orb or is it The Orb? Who knows... Oh look, Queen of Pelor's Hope Ashayara Dayne is sending us a message I'll just take a big sip of bean juice out of my "Nothing Else Can Go Wrong Mug" and chat! Podcast art by @killurmonkey! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After meeting our new and good friend, Skud, and defeating his undead master it is time to really dig into what makes this fella tick. Really get into what it means to be Skud. What is that rumbling noise coming from far away? I assume we will have to time chat and that the huge sound coming our way is not a big deal. This seems fair. Podcast art by @Floyd_jpg! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well this Skud fella is a little odd, what with the undead everywhere...but he seems nice enough. Hopefully we can continue on our quest without any more interruptions. I feel like I had said this before, but I am sure nothing bad will happen. Especially if we open this door that seems to be barred shut. Oh here it goes...Podcast art by @SuperShinyPanda! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fortunately, that pesky robot was just a test. A fiendish way to make sure the Tower of Grey is operating at peak efficiency. Now, however, we must travel south to discover new lands and powerful new enemies. As always, I am sure everything will go swell. Podcast art by @Coalbee84 ! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Today was supposed to be a nice and relaxing day. Maybe drink some tea and practice a spell or three while Rowan does whatever it is she does all day. But, sure, incredibly scary banks and odd clients and rude robots are a fine way to spend a Monday I guess. At least this Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain seems capable. Podcast art by @dekren! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It has been seven years since the Lich, Sinu the Red, was defeated. The lands of Drunkeros have more or less been at peace. Sure, no one has done anything about Pyre, the ancient red dragon who controls Mastwick. And occasionally a goblin tribe will harass trading caravans or some poor mercenaries may find themselves turning to the other side of the law. But, the scars of the past are being healed. Deephome is prospering under Queens Aludra and Jaela's rule. Pelor's Hope has opened trade to the far corners of the realm under Queen Ashayara Dayne's stern, but loving care. The monkey village is still really happy that Bonanas Foster is gone. Podcast art by @killurmonkey! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Thom Harper continues his book report with the help of some of his friends. Unfortunately, Jaela got the flu and couldn't help as much as she wanted. The flu sucks that way. This is an anime-ass-recap episode! We haven't done one of these in forever so we wanted to take a stroll down memory lane as well as refresh our memories. Of course, since this is us, we had to come up with an in world justification for the recap which hope you will enjoy.Podcast art by @emily_aultman! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With no great conflicts to attend to our heroes take a breather and reflect on their time adventuring. The hijinks they have gotten into. The dragons/ dragon affiliated foes that they have fought. All of the hairs that have been tuscled. Truly, it has been a journey and a half.This is an anime-ass-recap episode! We haven't done one of these in forever so we wanted to take a stroll down memory lane as well as refresh our memories. Of course, since this is us, we had to come up with an in world justification for the recap which hope you will enjoy.Podcast art by pizzatoast! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The race is afoot! Team White Spire is going through some tough times but they have managed to keep with the pack and avoid being eliminated/ killed. But, if we are being honest, isn't losing to a bunch of jerks worse than death? Armed with Rudolph's powerful songs, and Rollen's overland travel buff, surely our heroes will take first place! Podcast art by @theZachNoll! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With the lands returning to a somewhat normal state of things the Raw Fury Games are once again being hosted in Drunkeros. Deepholme has the esteemed honor of leading the festivities with their newly married Queen heading the event. The delegation from the White Spire has set their eyes on winning this year so they collected the greatest competitors from across the realms to join their team. The Race is on!Podcast art by @Underthesaddle5! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We continue to party and take several trips down memory lane. We are also introduced to the hottest, newest Drunkeros sport. But really, we are all here to celebrate the union of Aludra Wyrmsbane and Jaela, the two greatest gals in this fantastical world. Their wedding gives me hope. It gives me joy. And most importantly, if gives me an excuse to drink a few too many drinks and dance the night away in Deephome.One party is BMed (Bachelorette Master) by Toby and the other is BMed by Steve. As the parties are happening at the same time we will be going back and forth between each party. Please enjoy responsibly. (The episodes were recorded with all of Jaela's party and then all of Aludra's and David spliced them together. We were...much, much drunker in the Aludra party bits since it was an hour or so later.) Podcast art by @theZachNoll! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jaela and Aludra are getting married! Bride Tribe Bachelorette Party Time Baby!  Podcast art by @SuperShinyPanda! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Quiet. So quiet. After that undead terror, Sinu the Red, uttered but a word Steve fell to the ground using his last ounce of strength to ensure that he did not fall onto his baby which he brought into battle with a beast so strong it is on the cover of both the Dungeon Masters Guide as well as Tomb of Annihilation. Sound escapes him as he is no longer able to hear his two allies scream in unison once they realize what has just happened. Steve is used to death, unfortunately. Why should he be spared its cold grasp just because he has repeatedly cheated the gods of death? A hero deserves more. A hero deserves vengeance.Podcast art by @devinbillyart! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With the Lich finally revealing itself our brave heroes now have the chance to put this evil to rest, murder style! Something makes me think that Liches are really powerful...maybe maintaining an illusion of a whole town for several days including towns people with personalities. Wait...what did we eat? What about that rad new cocktail everyone is talking about...my god.Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Finally, some clues we can use to get closer to the truth of this accursed town! Seriously, why do these simple folk have to be so guilty? I am not saying we are the world's greatest detectives but you have to admit that everyone seems a little...off, right? A place like this is liable to turn a good person into a paranoid wreck. The truth feels like it is just a clue or two away. If we could just catch a small break I am sure everything will come to light. Hopefully Teddy is still ok...Podcast art by @IForgetHisName! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The mystery of this town gets a little deeper but definitely not clearer. It is hard to help but think that everyone in this town is hiding something from us. Surely, they can't all be guilty...regardless of how suspicious each person appears our goals are to look past it and find Teddy. He is important to finding the Lich and finally easing the undead blight upon this land. Is the Mayor in on it? Is the head of the town guard? What about Teddy's family...Everyone is a suspect. Everyone. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.