Drunks And Dragons - Dungeons And Dragons 5e Actual Play

Finding the diary of a crazed wizard is a tough thing. Do you read it? Do you read it extra carefully because the wizard may have put strange arcane spells within the dusty pages? You have to read it, of course. There is just too much potential knowledge that you just have to ignore the danger and barrel forward. Libraries and Books are the true dangers of our world, not those pesky dragons or dank dungeons.Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Actually we just fight a monster but maybe fighting a monster is the real Diary of Sinu the Red and I have never made a mistake? If you think about it? Podcast art by @Rattenkaefig! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Crypt of Sinu the Red is one of the top 10 places you just don't go in this world. It may be empty, but various nasties have called that area home over the years so you never really knows what could be in there. Plus, we already know that Denton's boss went in and hasn't come out yet, which is probably bad. But, we will go in anyways. We must save this town! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Having defeated the army of the dead, the gang starts to learn more about this strange, unfortunate town. As things often go, the plight of the town is summed up by one scared girl asking to find her brother. We are heroes. We are the light in the darkness. We will find this child. Probably. Hopefully it doesn't take to long since the zombies will probably come back the next night. Being a hero sucks. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The horizon quakes with the sound of buzzing flies and the ground hums with impending doom. The Lich must know we are coming for the undead army sent to stop us is as fearsome as it is massive. Fear not! Your adventurers are hearty. They are swarthy. They are...good at magic and shooting arrows! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After leaving Aludra, the gang prepares for their journey to face this nasty Lich. Traveling means one thing for our stalwart adventurers - Downtime Activities! Listen as we have one training montage after another of getting pumped and ready to fight some skeletons. Sidebar - undead are the coolest creatures to fight in D&D right? Podcast art by @red_fathom! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I hate goodbyes but I love tricking out airships so this very special episode causes me a lot of emotions. It is finally time for Aludra to hang that warhammer up and focus on ruling her people. With her semi-retirement (no one believes she will be gone forever) the last of the five sordid adventurers who stumbled their way out of Shadowspar Keep has given up on the adventuring life. Aludra was the lucky one to be still alive, that is for sure, but ruling a divided Dwarven people will not be heavenly bliss. She will be missed but definitely not forgotten. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We find ourselves in a reconstructed Pelor's Hope. About four years ago or so. More of our friends were still alive but the wounds from the deaths of others were much fresher. Who do we turn to when it appears like we have no allies that we can trust? Would you make a deal with a monster to protect your people? Lord Titus Harper wants to find out. Podcast art by Floyd_jpg! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With another arc in the bag our team realized that the bag mentioned earlier in this sentence was actually a mail bag! So, being smart and kind we opened it and realized that it was you, the smarter and kinder fans, who sent in the mails which gave said previously mentioned bag its name!Podcast art by BrotherToastyCakes on the forums! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you do when your great leader falls sick to an unknown illness? Would you brave the dangers of Chult in order to save her? What if you knew you would find strange riddles and even stranger allies? Well, fair adventurers, we hope you packed an extra set of swamp bug repellent for your heroes are hopping on the next boat to Lost City of Omu!Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well, we did it. Sometimes success is the difference between you or your foe getting off their signature move. Some days you get the drop. Other days, heck, your enemies must have eaten their fiber bars because they move like a dancer on speed. Now that we got the drop on Jett we have to deal with a slight...gravitational problem. Podcast art by @Floyd_jpg! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The time has finally come to face the traitorous Jett Razor. I hate that guy so much. Luckily, we looked some pretty powerful items to assist us in this fight. Hopefully Jett doesn't have similarly powerful items...wait...this is his city. Oh man he is totally going to have like a rocket launcher or something. Well, wish us luck!Podcast art by @IForgetHisName! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Time to split the party to see how the gang handles challenges by themselves. Each member of our team, plus Tug and Elenor, must pull their weight and not goof up or else all of Glaine, the Jewel of the East, could die! Plus, surely Jett knows his former friends are probably up to something weird, which gives him plenty of time to prepare for us. This all seems like a bad idea...Podcast art by @Rattenkaefig! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our heroes are well on their way to saving everyone in both a stylish and brave way. Their fame will surely be spread far and wide across the lands. Surely, that won't have any downsides, right? Well at least they get some fun loot from the Armory in Nareev which will make any future complications less complicated.Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With Nareev steadily falling to the warm and inviting location we like to call 'The Ground" the gang has to frantically solve their current gravity issues. The lives of tens of thousands of innocent people and thousands of more-or-less innocent goo people rest in the hands of our heroes. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oops. Looks like we really need to grab those items that our good friend whats her name mentioned. The whole "Bringing back Solani" thing made us more or less not trust all of her ideas. That is on us. But we have to move fast if we want to save Glaine, the Jewel of the East! Hopefully there aren't many hindrances between us and that book and hat!Podcast art by @Dekren! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With the mighty fused-together Voltrox defeated, your dudes head into the Temple of Solani to save Glaine, the Jewel of the East. I hope moving all of Nareev is easy. That would be real great. Like, maybe the Orb of Whatever is just super easy to figure out. I can't imagine anything bad will happen if we just kinda try to wing it. Podcast art by @ibplunderin! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Temple of Salanae stands in front of our brave heroes. A thought scratches at the back of each of their minds - are we ready to face the defenders of this sacred place? What terrible defenders block our way? Luckily, past these doors the means to move Nareev will finally be in their hands. This whole goopy mess can put behind them and the traitor Jett Razor can be punished.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode was recorded live in front of an audience at GeeklyCon 2017! We were all dolled up in our outfits and oh did we have just the best time! It was a little sweaty but the surprises kept on rolling so we didn't mind the heat anyways. Oh yeah, it was hot because we went to HELL!!! How are we going to get out of this one?!?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In order to save our good bud Yazdir from the Nareevians, our brave heroes must face a huge and powerful enemy. An enemy with big ol' spikes! Luckily, the gang has a few tricks up their sleeves and this prickly foe is about to enter pain city USA.Podcast art by @Coalbee84! Music: "Epic" by Bensound.com" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.