My Book Of Mormon

Thomas B Marsh is ostensibly the recipient of this revelation, but in reality it's all about Joseph being the Most Important and that the leadership of the church needs to make sure their assets are belong to the church. Gold doesn't melt in campfires!!! Thomas B Marsh  Here's a listing of the current General Authorities and their ages.  Scream Drink count - 11 Patron Bonus: Bryce is about to go into FLDS territory Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast

Oliver and Joseph "see Jesus", then Joseph bugs out of town to find treasure, cleverly avoiding a potential sex scandal by doing so. Fannie Alger has entered the timeline! Drink count - 6!   Patron Bonus: Frakkin' Bad Movies 2 - The Work of God   Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast  

Cody Noconi joins us from the Psilly Rabbits Podcast to discuss possible entheogen use during the Kirtland Temple dedication. While nothing actually interesting is said during the actual revelation, basically everything surrounding it is fascinating. Drink count - 0   Patron Bonus Episode  - Windows in classroom doors, a call to action!   Listen to Psilly Rabbits Podcast here Listen to Marie's interview about divorce on Two Broads Talking Politics Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Contact us at comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com

108 Lyman Sherman: "I'm part of the council of the 70! Now what?"  God/Joseph Smith: "Chillax, I haven't figured it out yet." 109 The church's magnum opus is being dedicated! The Kirtland temple was four years in the making and had plunged Joseph Smith and Sidney Rigdon into deep, deep debt. Drink count - 2 Patron Bonus - Marie and Bryce discuss Marie's full church service experience Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/mybookofmormonpodcast

The priesthood is The Force, the church teaches you how to use that priesthood authority to do All The Things. After that we get the lineage/genealogy of priesthood authority. To sum up, be biologically male, don't be slothful, middle management is the best, don't be born unto the Levitical line of Judaism. Names with their LDS.org links, kinda not a geneology! Seth  Enos, son of Seth  Mahalaleel, father of Jared  Jared, I couldn't find a link for him on LDS.org! Enoch, 7th son of Adam  Jeremy Runnell's excommunication on YouTube  and a link to his Mormon Stories interview    Patron Bonus: Marie went to an entire 3 hour church service Read along with us at CompareDandC.com  

Like herding puppies through a bacon factory, things haven't been going smoothly. Joseph and his BFFs have returned to Kirtland after the Zion's Camp fiasco. First, Oliver's older brother is sent out to be a missionary, then we learn specifics of how the priesthood works. Specifically, it rewrites church history/timelines such that Joseph is a legitimate elder in the church rather than just a guy who decided to start a religion. Patron Bonus Episode: Mormon Craigslist Encounter, The Continuation   CofC: Melchisedec LDS: Melchizedek Warren A Cowdery.    David Whitmer: And Address to All Believers Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Read along with us at CompareDandC.com  

Cholera sweeps through the Mormons camped on the Fishing River, which hopefully had nothing to do with the remains of a dead "warrior" that Joseph has been carrying around? Most of the saints stay in Missouri on  account of a lack of resources to return to Kirtland, OH. Joseph and his BFFs get on a wagon and return to Ohio. Check out Zelph on the Shelf here!  They're on YouTube here.   Drink count - 7, or about one beer The "real" Zelph can be read about here.   Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Email me at Comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com

First, a quick recap of Mormon history up until June 1835, then Joseph tells his weary band of followers that this entire walk from Ohio to Missouri has been for naught. Bonus points for victim blaming.   Check out this list of Zion's Camp participants   Patron Bonus: Marie responds to a Mormon Craiglist personals ad   Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/Mybookofmormonpodcast  

The church assets continue to be broken up and given to Joseph's inner circle. Who is the treasurer over the new treasury? TBD, we guess. John Johnson's Inn  Patron Bonus: Marie and Amanda tour the church building Drink count - ??? A couple, probably. Support the show at Patreon.com/mybookofmormonpodcast Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Podcastriarchal Blessing: Thomas Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life by Maps and Transit, edited for length

Click here for a Porter Rockwell picture  Joseph re-allocates the church's possessions to his inner circle. Step 1: Get rid of the Bad People in your inner circle by politicking them out of said inner circle so you can take their portion. Step 2: Give the big items to people who might know what to do with it. Step 3: Don't worry about it if your name is John Johnson and literally your entire farm and land is being given to a crazy guy named Martin Harris.   Patron Bonus Episode: The Return of the Sister Missionaries (plus 1) Drink Count - 7 Here are two takes on the recent actions take by Salt Lake City officials to remove the homeless from view. It's a good thing because it's a targeted approach It's a bad thing, it just scatters people without helping Council of 50: Minutes  Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/Mybookofmormonpodcast  

The saints in Kirtland start gathering together in preparation for a march down to Missouri to retake Zion. American Gods, by Neil Gaiman  Zion's Camp  Kathrine Switzer   Drink count - 11   Patron Bonus Episode: Marie and Bryce attempt to go to Alma   LDS D&C: https://www.comparedandc.com/ Community of Christ D&C: Kindle Version Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Contact us at Comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com Podcastriarchal Blessing: Jessica Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

NOT A REVELATION. Sidney Rigdon gets written out of history in a few decades, but for right now he's one of the three most important people in the church. Joseph sets up a hierarchy and a quasi-basis for church organization that will eventually morph into the Quorum of the Twelve. You're required to listen to this podcast three times to really get the full effect.   Drink count - 0   Patron Bonus Episode: Bryce gives us the skinny on the disaster that was Mythinformation Milwaukee 2017   Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/mybookofmormonpodcast

Parable time!!! Always be watchful that the enemy may steal all your stuff... or maybe don't be a terrible manager? Then go buy a bunch of land out in Missouri. It's the episode where Bryce's foster dog is jingling a collar the entire time. Parable of the Tares Parable of the Unjust Judge Drink Count - 6   Patron Bonus: Marie and Joel tour the Ark Encounter   Contact us at Comments@Mybookofmormonpodcast.com Support the show at patreon.com/mybookofmormonpodcast

God is allowing the Mormons to be persecuted because apparently they're sinning too much? Sidney Rigdon (probably) scribed this amazing piece of victim-blaming. Watchmen upon the tower Patron Bonus Episode: Marie tours the Creation Museum and isn't struck by lightning Drink Count - 11, or a little over a beer   LDS D&C: https://www.comparedandc.com/ Community of Christ D&C: Kindle Version Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Contact us at Comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com Podcastriarchal Blessing: F.P. Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

1832: John Murdock is sent out to be a missionary, again. 1833: Joseph Smith heads east to get some help/advice/manpower to help deal with the troubles in Missouri. Marie and Bryce talk about abortion and family planning in the 1800s John Murdock's twins were adopted by Joseph and Emma Smith  Freeman Nickerson fought in the War of 1812 and was a recent convert to the church  Orson Hyde was in the area when Joseph went to New York  John Gould was, too.    Drink count - Not enough   LDS D&C: https://www.comparedandc.com/ Community of Christ D&C: Kindle Version Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Contact us at Comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com Podcastriarchal Blessing: John A Podcastriarchal Music: Our Happy Life, by Maps and Transit (edited for length)

Joseph waxes poetical about the importance of forgiveness. How much, how often, how to ensure generational feuds are perpetuated etc. The headings indicate it's about Zion, but since it only mentions Kirtland..... Yeah. Guess how Marie and Bryce feel about that.    LDS D&C: https://www.comparedandc.com/ Community of Christ D&C: Kindle Version Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Contact us at Comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com

Dale Luffman is the Ecumenical and Interfaith Officer for the Community of Christ. Community of Christ shares its first 14 years with the modern day LDS church and officially became a separate religion in 1860. Dale walks us through the history of the church, and how its history has impact Community of Christ's entirely separate Doctrine and Covenants. The Book of Mormon's Witness to Its First Readers  National Council of Churches  Sharing in Community of Christ: Exploring Identity, Mission, Message, and Beliefs List of Community of Christ's presidents  Reed Smoot was a Mormon apostle elected to the United States Senate in 1902  John Whitmer Historical Association Annual Conference  The Joseph Smith Revelations: Text and Commentary, by H. Michael Marquardt Community of Christ website: https://www.cofchrist.org/ To get your own D&C email sales@heraldhouse.org or call 816-521-3015   Become a Patron at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast  

The saints living in Independence, Missouri have spent their summer being beaten, whipped, run out of town, and generally having a dire time. They seek their prophet's help, and Joseph tells them God wants them to build a temple in Independence.  Drink count - 14 Patron Bonus Episode: Missionary Visit #5, the one where Marie tells them about this podcast   Read along with us at https://www.comparedandc.com/ Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Contact us at Comments@mybookofmormonpodcast.com

Joseph digs himself deeper into debt by revelating a need for more office buildings in Kirtland, then divides up a parcel of land amongst his BFFs.  Drink count - 12 (or a bit over one beer) Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Patron Bonus Episode: Frakking Bad Movies Episode 1 - Time or Eternity?   Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast

In either April, May, or August 1833 Joseph tells us that Zion is in Kirtland, so apparently Zion isn't in Missouri? Kirtland gets an office building and a temple, Joseph and two of his BFFs get houses. Schools of the Prophets Hyrum Smith Reynolds Cahoon Jared Carter Naked Mormonism episode 28  Bryce and I talk about his Sunstone Presentation  Creation Museum Ken Ham tried some shady money dealings to keep his Ark afloat.  Drink count - 4 Read along with us at CompareDandC.com Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Support Bryce’s show at Patreon.com/NakedMormonism