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Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Liquid Death sold 10 iced tea cans that contain Ozzy Osbourne's DNA...for $450 each, Postal worker in Scotland admits murdering and beheading his girlfriend and then texting her mother pretending to be her, Psychopaths are most likely to be found in these 4 states...

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Man arrested for robbery claims that his victim was a werewolf, Florida Man has dialed 911 16,000 times and 647 of those were on one of his neighbors, Canadian family challenges estate of deceased 84-year-old woman after she left $1M to a male escort

Headline of the Week contender #3 has to do with #2: Billionaire island where Jeff Bezos lives lobbies state government to flush its poop down neighbor town's pipes, Scientist claims to have 'settled' the over-under debate on toilet paper once and for all, Why are there dryer sheets in my mailbox?

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Miami man accused of shooting his dad on Father's Day weekend, Tequila-marinated turkey causes oven mishap in Madison, Wisconsin, Joey Chestnut has announced that he will indeed be participating in The Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island having not being permitted to participate last year

Men hit by lightning plucked from mountain in record-high Colorado helicopter rescue, Headline of the week contender #2: Charges dismissed against RV workers accused of putting live cats in trash compactor in part because of a clerical error, Darwin award for man who is dead after getting drunk, trying to drive a snowmobile (with no snow present) and then crashing into a tree at 2:15 in the morning

Visitors to Kings Island amusement park in Ohio are warned to keep mouths closed on rides because of cicadas, School fight: A 4th grade punch is avenged at age 62 and results in lost teeth, Insane Clown Posse accidentally headlines Bonnaroo after rain forces remainder of festival to be canceled

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Pennsylvania man accused of blowing up a casino toilet, German politician strips naked and calls on 'open-minded' citizens to join him on trip to swinger's hotspot, Headline of the week contender 1: 'Didn't even wipe': Man defecates on camera in Detroit show store

Final headline of the week contender: Police in China arrest female authors of homosexual novels in crackdown on 'boys love' fiction genre, Truck filled with barrels of blue crabs overturned on I-64 in Virginia and suddenly crabs everywhere, UN report says 'tree planting' could be making climate change worse

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Ann Arbor, Michigan residents upset over city's decision to kill the beavers on the city-owned golf course, Headline of the week contender: Family Dollar employee arrested for shooting thief in the butt, Some wise asses thought it would be funny to switch the male/female signs at a public spa and bath house

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police say man on top of Mobile gas station with machetethre urine and injured an officer, Boston man was released on personal recognizance after being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (a brick), and malicious destruction of property exceeding $1200, Four people have been charged in a break-in at a Canadian adult boutique..."a lot of items geared toward female self-pleasure have not been recovered'

Florida Man convicted of posing as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights, Could hotel lobby front desks be on their way out? Looks like it has already started! Here's a helpful story on how to avoid 'Office Chair Butt"

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Court dismisses father's lawsuit against newspaper over lack of high school basketball coverage...specifically, HIS son's team, Florida Man showed up at Sam's Club in Lady Lake and peed all over the Spam and Vienna Sausages, Joey Chestnut is trying to negotiate a return to MLE in time for Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest on the 4th of July

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game