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Actor Dean Cain who played Superman in the 90's reveals that he has joined ICE, Headline of the week contender #3: Police arrest armed man for threats to kill following copulation with Trader Joe's refrigerator, Florida gambler hit 389 jackpots in 1 day playing slots

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police say woman poured gasoline on man's home and lit it because he owed her $7, Spotify ad interrupts ash-spreading ceremony with wet fart noise, Local doctor convicted of practicing medicine without a license for home genital exams

Day care worker accused of forcing kids to fight each other at Discovery Zone Kids in Georgia, 15-yr-old is a millionaire and hopes to 'buy a Lambo' after selling card game to toy company, Headline of the week contender #2: Lower Moreland police arrest man for public drunkenness, carrying prohibited weaponry, fighting and issuing terroristic threats at local bar

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Paris Hilton was gifted a new custom private jet from her entrepreneur husband for her birthday, 32-year old California man implicates himself in shoplifting spree that included 21 bottles of probiotics, Man arrested after lighting his cigarette from Eternal Flame memorial in France

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

English town being terrorized by a naked man in a gimp mask, Catholic priest in North Carolina arrested for soliciting prostitution, Small, New York-based ice cream company is charging $12.99 a pint for 'Breast milk flavored ice cream'

Japanese insurance company is offering coverage for property damage incurred during bear shootings, Don't feel like picking up jogging or joining a gym? Become a juggler...New law in Louisiana will ticket drivers going 1 mile per hour under the speed limit in the left lane...JAIL is also a possibility

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Bored kids in rural area of Connecticut construct 'Fort Dingleberry' only to have it torn after officials discover they had downed 13 trees and damaged 10 others to build it, San Francisco cops seize 100 metal tanks of nitrous oxide being used for 'ice cold-fatties' sold to concert goers at Dead & Company show, A Danish zoo asked people to donate their small pets to help feed the lions

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and Host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Fire officials in Canada say one of the recent wildfires was caused when a bird dropped a fish from the sky and onto a power line, Woman in New Zealand charged with child neglect after hiding 2-year-old in a suitcase that was then placed in the luggage compartment of a bus, Seattle Kraken mascot 'Buoy' had a close-call with a charging brown bear

Hot Dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuter's 'wurst' nightmare, Wounded man drives himself to hospital after being shot near South Los Angeles house party...refuses to answer any questions from police, Britain's most tattooed man claims he can no longer watch porn as new age check system mistakes his ink for mask

'Karaoke camper' spurs 911 calls with Nickelback songs, OK, so nothing surprises when it comes to fetishes...now we have a huge surge in demand for videos of people blowing up beach balls, Headline of the Week contender #1: 2 deli workers allegedly stabbed by customer angry over sandwich they made him 4 years ago

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

The WNBA reports that a person has been arrested afte rthey threw a green dildo on the court during a game last week, meanwhile a second incident happened on Friday night, Japanese media have conformed that Nintendo of America at one point floated the idea of giving Pokemon character 'Pikachu' huge breasts to be more attractive to American consumers, Boston woman armed with a knife arrested after allegedly stealing 8 boxes of ice cream treats from a CVS

Headline of the week contender #4: 32 year old man dies after being run over by train sent to look for him, We've got a dumbass in California that decided to rob a Little League Baseball facility, Planned AI data center in Wyoming will use 5 times the power used by all of the state's residents combined

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Car dealership repo'd a woman's car, so she bought the dealership's name in act of revenge, Dunkin' jumps in the Sydney Sweeney/American Eagle 'gene' controversy with a spoof ad of their own, So we told you Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are an item...now we learn Liam has the biggest junk in Hollywood