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This has to be the earliest we've talked about the impending arrival of 'pumpkin spice' everything...thanks Starbucks, Brooklyn woman shot in buttocks from stray bullet while on her way to grocery store, Seventeen people being investigated after nearly 250 children are poisoned by lead in their food

Some apparently stole between 10-15 thousand bees from Keystone College in Pennsylvania, Tennessee inmate's heart device must be turned off before execution to avoid shock risk, judge rules, Headline of the Week contender #2: New York law firm fires summer intern for biting colleagues

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

A New York advertising executive was arrested in Florida for urinating from a rooftop bar onto several victims, We've got a naked guy in Southwest Florida accused of trying to burn down a Planet Fitness location, Florida Man arrested for DUI after riding his mower onto a toll road in Brooksville

Suspected drunk boater ran his 60 ft. sport fishing boat into the USS Midway Aircraft Carrier which is a floating museum docked in San Diego, World's longest-serving KFC worker has died, Canadian women says standards needed for how landlords clean apartments after someone dies...this after her apartment was infested with maggots from the dead body in the unit above hers, Lightning gets a hole-in-one on Florida golf course and leaves its mark

Beyonce fan spooked by insect causes escalator stampede after Atlanta concert, leaving 11 people injured, Suspect stole a fire truck in Washington state from the scene of a medical emergency and proceeded to seriously damage over a dozen parked cars, Firefighter ends baseball game with fire hose after ball hit his car at fire station

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

'Seedy' sex festival sparks noise complaints as 1000 swingers descend on sleepy town for 3-day-event: Loud moaning sounds, Thai woman arrested allegedly sleeping with multiple Buddhist monks and then blackmailing them, New unauthorized biography of Gwyneth Paltrow describes naughty sex act she loved performing when she was dating Ben Affleck

Man critically injured after getting sucked into MRI machine on Long Island, Canadian company dealing with daily unsolicited phone calls from people about their 'missing cat'...problem is, their cat is not missing and some assbag designer listed their phone number on a shirt being sold, Arkansas first responders rescued a small raccoon who got his head stuck inside a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Final headline of the week contender: Man arrested after allegedly chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging others to a fight, 44% of working adults now believe having an active social media presence is more likely to hurt someone's career than help, Married CEO is in quite the awkward spot after being spotted on 'Kiss Cam' at Coldplay concert embracing his also married 'CPO'...Chief People Officer (ironically, current day corporate speak for 'head of HR')

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

California woman has given birth to all 4 of her children on the same date in different years, It Happened Again: Daredevil edition as Felix Baumgartner dies while paragliding, An Egyptian man is getting roasted on the socials after he dumped his new bride into a swimming pool...in her wedding dress

Government of Taiwan has asked citizens to please stop renaming themselves 'Salmon', Truck hauling dump trailer spills 20,000 rotten eggs onto roadway in Lancaster, Pennsylavania, American man who was duped into moving his family to Russia has now been tricked into front line combat in war with Ukraine

The latest science and technology news

Headline of the week contender #6: No jail time for Wisconsin nurse who cut off man's foot without permission to use as a frostbite prop, Woman attacked driver that hit and killed a chicken that was crossing the road, How in the world did a Broward County, Florida police cruiser end up in England?

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Campers in Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming warned of 'sneaker snatcher' fox that has made off with at least 32 shoes, Headline of the week contender #5: 3 arrested in West Virginia love triangle that involved brass knuckles, pink camouflage handgun and a pregnant woman, We've got a serial butt slapper on the loose in Boise, Idaho

Puppy revived with Narcan after fentanyl overdose in Washington state, Pa. teen accused of stabbing man and a dog with grill fork, Chinese man arrested for secretly filming sex acts with hundreds of men, Inside the bizarre and growing world of plant theft

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