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Today is Vinyl Record Day, not to be confused with Record Store Day, Double whammy for Falling in Reverse: Ronnie Radke lost defamation lawsuit against a music critic and a headline show in Austin was cancelled over 'poor ticket sales? Filing says Daryl Hall and John Oates have resolve their business dispute via arbitration, more...

New app helps you reduce wedding costs by selling tickets...to strangers, Here's an article that claims new research shows that blowing into a conch shell for 15 minutes a day will reduce effects of sleep apnea, Austrian man survives clinging to high-speed train after cigarette break

Japanese farmer falls victim to massive watermelon heist and man does this sound like a lot of work by thieves, NBA All-Star Tyrese Maxey of the 76ers went on Instagram seeking help on how to use a manual can opener, Man survives two days with crossbow bolt stuck in his brain

College Football A.P. Top 25 Pre-Season Poll has Texas ranked #1. Texas is an underdog when they face Ohio State in season-opener, Plus, overview of the rest of the day's sports news...

College Football A.P. Top 25 Pre-Season Poll has Texas ranked #1. Texas is an underdog when they face Ohio State in season-opener, Plus, overview of the rest of the day's sports news...

Oh look, an article touting the 'lost art of hitchiking' and the benefits of using it as a 'budget-friendly and eco-conscious' way to see the world, Vile: Woman arrested and suspected of homicide after leaving toddler in the back of a hearse, Headline of the Week contender #2: Man allegedly shoots wife, stops for beer while driving her to the hospital

Great news!! There's going to be a 'Final Destination 7', Some Best Buy stores in Florida and Texas will have 'mini IKEA' stores inside of them starting this fall. Headline of the Week contender #1: 'Goo Goo, Ga Ga: Man wearing diaper approaches girls and asked o be changed'

NASCAR's Connor Zilisch Won then Fell off His Car and Broke His Collarbone, Justin Rose and J.J. Spaun battle in playoff holes to determine St. Jude winner, Orlando City routes Miami who were playing without Messi, NFL preseason week 1: Shedeur Sanders shines for Browns

Update: Tucson man who attempted to murder his ex-bosses after being reprimanded for hygiene going to jail for 29 years, Semi full of Pine-Sol worth $400,000 was stolen in Pennsylvania, Four guys are currently trying to row 3500 miles across the Atlantic from NYC to the UK

Final headline if the week contender: Delco man learns pleasuring yourself at WAWA is a bad idea, Man accused of detonating bomb placed under former boss's car, Irish farmer gave away $400K to poor people because God told him he would go to heaven

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Serial 'Fake Seizure' scammer has been targeting Australian men for two decades, New high school principal probably going to have a short run after being busted for DUI and cocaine possession, massive 20-ft python was spotted in a residential parking garage in L.A.

'Donger Gate' in the making? The three instances of bright green dildos being thrown onto the court during WNBA games has been linked to a crypto startup looking for free publicity.

Apologetic tourist fined $1200 after driving a motorcycle through town in Malta wearing just a helmet and shoes, BookFest bust: Annual event at London bookstore panned by customers because it was to crowded and hot, 75-yr-old Chinese man asks wife for divorce after falling in love with an AI woman he saw online

Update: Los Angeles County suspects in alleged fake bear insurance claims case appear in court, Man hit with broom and beaten after threatening mentally disabled strip club janitor with a knife, A couple got married by a giant jar of mayonnaise

The latest science and technology news

Actor Dean Cain who played Superman in the 90's reveals that he has joined ICE, Headline of the week contender #3: Police arrest armed man for threats to kill following copulation with Trader Joe's refrigerator, Florida gambler hit 389 jackpots in 1 day playing slots

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police say woman poured gasoline on man's home and lit it because he owed her $7, Spotify ad interrupts ash-spreading ceremony with wet fart noise, Local doctor convicted of practicing medicine without a license for home genital exams

Day care worker accused of forcing kids to fight each other at Discovery Zone Kids in Georgia, 15-yr-old is a millionaire and hopes to 'buy a Lambo' after selling card game to toy company, Headline of the week contender #2: Lower Moreland police arrest man for public drunkenness, carrying prohibited weaponry, fighting and issuing terroristic threats at local bar