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For the first time in Canada surgeons put teeth in patients' eyes to restore sight, Vet finds 24 socks, 2 hair ties, a onesie and other 'jaw-dropping' items inside ailing 7-month-old puppy, Train strikes vehicle of alleged impaired driver after girlfriend exposes herself on Facetime

Every quarterback in The United Football League is holding out for more money: Season is scheduled to start March 28th, Scientists have created a banana that will not turn brown and mushy after it is peeled, Once the tallest, fastest roller coaster in the world...Kinga Ka was imploded on Friday

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Who let the dogs out: Some woman in San Bernardino broke into animal shelter and released 2 dozen dogs, Eyeglass store employee arrested for offering free glasses in exchange for sexual acts, Window washers in NYC had to be rescued when rig broke free AND they had failed to attached their safety harnesses

Florida woman accused of stealing electricity before Great Dane attacked deputy investigating, Woman who graduated high school with honors in Connecticut is suing because she can't read or write, Chinese man suffers 'intestine necrosis' after fiancee electrocutes his belly for 3 hours as 'pre-marital test'

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Lucky couple had an entire theater to themselves the other night for a showing of 'Captain America'...and then the roof fell in, The Canadian master of BIRLING has died...what the hell is 'birling' you might ask...? 105-yr-old woman wanted a rave for her birthday...her 81-yr-old nephew made it happen

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Katy Perry and Gayle King are part of an all female 'crew' that will be sent to the edge of space on a Blue Origin rocket, Tanzanian man has 16 wives, 104 kids and 144 grandkids, German soccer match cancelled after some kid bit the referee on the nuts.

Memphis road-rager attacks elderly man's car with an AX after fender-bender, The search is on for a 'raccoon dog' on the lose Wales, Thieves nab pricey bulldogs from Colorado pet store after faking a seizure, Michigan veterinarian faces theft charge after refusing to return homeless man's dog

Fake captain steals and $8 million fishing vessel and heads out with crew on board, Headline of the week contender: Chinese foodies pose as mourners to try funeral home's noodles, 18-yr-old Florida Woman admits to vandalizing ex's vehicle...except she got the wrong car

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Woman accused of locking her boyfriend in storage unit for days wanted for attempted murder, A wedding guest drove drunk after he'd already gotten a ride home, You can't make this up: Woman named 'Soon Bang' (but she goes by 'Cindy') accused of offering illicit services at spa she runs

Fisherman find dead body 'clinging to cooler' in Colorado reservoir, David Beckham's Mother-in-Law admits she was 'zooming in; on photos of the former soccer star in new underwear ad, Florida Man arrested in Surfside after terrorizing grocery store customers with a 'Chucky' doll

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Denny's has taken a cue from Waffle House and implemented their own 'egg surcharge', Today marks 10 years since someone posted a picture of a 'gold dress'...or was it black and blue? Couple's 'dream vacation' to Venice got off to a creepy start as they had to sit next to a corpse on their 4-hour flight

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Woman from Scotland has been dealing with her fear of ketchup, Meanwhile in France, we've got the world's largest cheese fondue mark set, Woman in New Hampshire has allegedly been filming herself peeing on bulk grocery store items since 2021 and charging people to watch this on her OnlyFans page...

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The trial for the suspects accused of stealing that solid gold toilet from and English palace is underway, In other UK bathroom fixture news, someone stole the entire sink from a restaurants bathroom, Woman wins $215,000 court payout because she was addicted to Candy Crush, Cat survived for 3 weeks trapped in a sofa that had been in a storage facility and then moved from Washington to Colorado