Tabletop Squadron

Life Day Special 2019   The crew assembles at a secret space station in order to celebrate Life Day.    Content Warnings Violence, injury Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol mentions Strong language Stressful family situations Stress meltdowns Spirit boards Rats / horde of rats Mentions of child kidnapping, child soldiers (relating to the Jedi) Mentions of warfare Talks of parentage/adoption   Music Credits Santa Claws is Coming by Ergo Phizmiz santa on tour by Dee Yan-Key Midnight Mass by Dee Yan-Key Pantomime Cow by Greg Atkinson The Graveyard by Loyalty Freak Music Have Yourself a Merry Funky Christmas by DKSTR Cantique de Noël by Kathleen Martin holiday by Dee Yan-Key

On their way to Chandrila II (Electric Boogaloo) the crew takes a moment to relax and get to know Illith, their new companion. But what is the source of that mysterious thumping noise?   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/08/28/transcript-episode-48/   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Music Credits Music from https://filmmusic.io "Heartbreaking" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) and Atlantica by Speed limit 35

The crew gets their chance to win their prize at Auction. They are very good at auctions and nothing goes wrong. A proposal of mutual benefit is made by a mysterious Chiss with mysterious motivations. Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/08/28/transcript-episode-47/   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death

The crew is sent on an incredibly important serious mission to steal a piece of clothing. Can they accomplish their goal? Will a mysterious fashion enthusiast defeat them? Are their shoes totally last season? Guest appearance by Mel D'Amato  Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/06/05/transcript-episode-46/ Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Music Credits High Technologic Beat Explosion by Loyalty Freak Music

The crew demonstrates even more competency. Will they be able to extract their charge in time?   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/06/05/transcript-episode-45/   Content Warnings Depictions of Warfare Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death   Music Credits Pink Fish Signs (Take Two) by GeeNerve Drive Fast By Three Chain Links The String by 2L8

Tink and Karma head to the will reading of Tink's distant uncle. When they arrive at the dilapidated mansion they find out they're in for a very interesting night. Become a Patron!   Your Game Master is Laura Penrod Karma Nailo is played by Cameron Robertson Tink is played by Hudson Jameson John Placeholder and HK-67 is played by Nick Robertson   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Implied/hinted at cannibalism Hypnotic state / trance Ghosts of children Graves / crypt / cemetery Spiders / spider-like creatures Blood Music Credits Music from audionautix.com and Glimpse of Eternity by Meydän Sound Effects from https://freesound.org include: "Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav" by InspectorJ "Wind, Realistic, A.wav" by InspectorJ "Ambience, Creepy Wind, A.wav" by InspectorJ "Rain, Moderate, B.wav" by InspectorJ "dinner chime" by IFartInUrGeneralDirection "The sonata (Piano loop)" by ShadyDave "Drip » Slow Dripping.wav" by scriptique "wttmd_stringquartet_2layers.wav" by thanvan

The crew is forced to pick priorities as the battle continues. Will a round of puns finally drive these plucky adventurers apart for good? Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/06/05/transcript-episode-44/     Content Warnings Depictions of Warfare Dismemberment Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death  Music Credits Giga Metal by Loyalty Freak Music Loss Sad Lament Piano and Cello by Soularflair.

*Updated Audio* Part 2- Attack of the Corns   The final part of our special Halloween AU episodes, set in the early 2000s, on Earth, played with Monster of the Week.  Welcome to the small town of Skywalker Ranch, Nebraska. Where corn reigns supreme, and things aren’t quite what they seem. Become a Patron!     Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Music Credits Ghost Surf Rock by Loyalty Freak Music

The Crew executes their ambush, and lights the fireworks. They also have to make some difficult choices about their priorities.   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/05/08/transcript-episode-43/   Content Warnings Drowning Warfare Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death   Music Credits Play Dat Soul by Menage Quad Main Stem by US Army Blues

Part 1- Never Tell Me the Cobbs   A special Halloween AU episode set in the early 2000s, on Earth, played with Monster of the Week.  Welcome to the small town of Skywalker Ranch, Nebraska. Where corn reigns supreme, and things aren’t quite what they seem.     Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death   Music Credits Ghost Surf Rock by Loyalty Freak Music  

They have a plan, they’re just on the wrong side of the city. The crew splits up and moves out to enact their daring plan. Also, they almost die a few times.   Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/05/08/transcript-episode-42/   Content Warnings Warfare, violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language

The crew makes progress on supporting the Sart Resistance. Battle plans and bets are made. Tink finds new friends, Xianna finds brawny soldiers, and Karma finds a rocket launcher.   Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/05/04/transcript-episode-41/ Content Warnings Warfare, violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language

The crew scrambles to recover from their mid-air maneuvers, and meets exactly who they’re looking for, but how will they convince him to leave? Also they eat some Granola Bars. Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/04/14/transcript-episode-40/   Introduction by Aaron Catano-Saez       Content Warnings Violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language

The squad collects details about their mission.  They also learn the importance of seatbelts, and putting points in the Planetary Piloting skill. Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/04/14/transcript-episode-39/ Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Non-lethal ship crashing Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death   Music Credit MegaMetal By Loyalty Freak Music http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Loyalty_Freak_Music/HYPER_METAL_/Loyalty_Freak_Music_-_HYPER_METAL__-_03_MEGA_METAL

It looks like our time on the beach has finally come to an end. Some of the squad take the opportunity to become closer together. Another member of the team explores their options as an answering service. Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/04/14/transcript-episode-38/ Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Trapped in a confined space Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death

The squad explores relationship boundaries, has a moonlight run, and makes new friends. There’s no way this one could end in violence. Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/04/14/transcript-episode-37/ Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death  

The Squad’s on Vacation so why wouldn’t they split the party? Tink and HK sneak behind the scenes to avoid expenses, and Karma and Xianna go on a bar hopping adventure. Will they Smooch or Steal? Make out or Make off with the loot? Only time will tell.    Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/04/14/transcript-episode-36/   Join us on Twitter and Instagram. Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death

The next round of the Volleyball tournament starts, and the team continues to unwind. What sugary treats can we look forward to this time? Become a Patron! Join us on Twitter and Instagram. Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/04/14/transcript-episode-35/ Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death   Music Credit: "Porch Blues" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Surf Shimmy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The crew gets up early to blow off some steam and engage in team sports. Maybe some new friends will help them along the way. Who will be the champions?   Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/01/14/transcript-episode-34/ Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death   Music Credits "Shiny Tech" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Somewhere Sunny (ver 2)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Tink shows off his method acting skills, Karma makes new swimming friends, and Xianna gets her money’s worth at the swim-up bar. Why did the crew come here again? Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/01/14/transcript-episode-33/ Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death   Music Credits "Bassa Island Game Loop" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Porch Blues" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/