Tabletop Squadron

Everyone pauses to regroup and find out about the next stop on their journey. The crew remembers some advertising, talks about redecorating, and does some light pest control. Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/01/13/transcript-episode-32/ Become a Patron! Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death

The crew has gone too far to turn back now. They make a run for the safe and hope to get out alive. Has Kuat been hit by, have they been struck by, some smooth criminals? Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/01/11/transcript-episode-31/ Become a Patron! Join us on Twitter and Instagram   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death

Valorissia invites the squad back to her workshop to plan a corporate heist. What are they stealing? They’re not sure. What’s the plan? They have a vague outline. Valorissia Creed is played by Sydney Whittington (@sydney_whitt) Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/01/11/transcript-episode-30/ Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death

Everyone heads to a secret independent research facility to recruit the next member of Beta Squad. Surely the crew will negotiate with this professional in a calm and logical manner? Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2020/01/11/transcript-episode-29/ Valorissia Creed is played by Sydney Whittington (@sydney_whitt) Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death

The crew is finally free of Nerf Town and Engebo V. They set about bringing their mysterious droid back online, and get some much needed exposition from Sentinel. Become a Patron! Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/11/02/transcript-episode-28/   Your Game Master is Nick Robertson Xianna'fan is played by Laura Penrod Karma Nailo is played by Cameron Robertson Tink is played by Hudson Jameson   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions/scenarios

 Nerf Town is once again graced by the presence of our intrepid crew. Shopping gets done, shenanigans are had, and relationships bloom under the prairie moon. Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/11/02/transcript-episode-27/ Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Sexual suggestions and scenarios Vague references to sexual violence/drugging Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death

The crew is reunited again, and it’s time for them to collect this bounty. They also meet the most *cough* talented Stormtrooper in the galaxy.   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/11/02/transcript-episode-26/     Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions/scenarios

Xianna and Karma make it to their destination. Their only goal is to find their lost friend… and also maybe some treasure. Tink makes his own friends and proves the value of riding on someone’s shoulders.   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/11/02/transcript-episode-25/   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions/scenarios

Someone has taken Tink into the vast abyss of space. The rest of the crew doesn’t know who they are, or what they want, but if he is not returned, they will find them, and they will kill them.      We have merch now! Click here. Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/11/02/transcript-episode-24/   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions/scenarios

The crew follows a lead in their bounty hunting side mission. Will they catch the Slippery Nerfs? Or will these outlaws slip away?    Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/11/02/transcript-episode-23/ Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions/scenarios

Xianna uses her street smarts to get the crew into an underground market, Karma gathers information, and someone gets enrolled in a death match.    Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/11/02/transcript-episode-22/   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence and injury Sexual suggestions/scenarios

The crew gets down to the nitty-gritty of hospital visits, weapons upgrades, and shopping. Surely, they won’t find some way to make this dangerous.   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/09/30/transcript-episode-21/   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Injury and medical procedures  Sexual suggestions/scenarios

In this off-week side adventure, three porgs must complete a daring mission to rescue a nest of eggs before it's too late.   Your guest Game Master is Laura Penrod   Kantwo is played by Josette Welsh (@fallin_forone on Twitter) Porgsophocles Ignacious Grocepholo aka "PIG" is played by Farron Whitefield (@farronnicole and @farronsfriends on Instagram) Ekla Nestwatcher is played by Macy Jennings (macynoeljennings.com)   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Violence Kidnapped Porg eggs Strong language

The crew of the Afternoon Delight has managed to survive a bloody battle with some Black Sun members. Now to get the answer to their most pressing question: what’s in the corpses’ pockets?   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/08/23/transcript-episode-20/   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.     Content Warning Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence, injury, death Sexual suggestions/scenarios

Mistakes were made.      Join us on Twitter and Instagram.

The crew has been down a member for a few days now. Luckily, Sentinel has found them someone to fill the position. Unfortunately, another group has the same information.   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/08/23/transcript-episode-19/   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence Sexual suggestions/scenarios  

Raymond and Moa have managed to enter the Count’s palace and now must track him down through the Force and ridiculous high jinks.         Join us on Twitter and Instagram.

After narrowly escaping the dinner party, the squad sits down to talk about how things went, their feelings, and what their names mean. Where will they end up next?   Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/08/23/transcript-episode-18/   Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence Sexual suggestions/scenarios  

Raymond and Moa find a useful contact in town and come up with a plan to infiltrate the Count’s palace, while still being heavily pottery focused.     Join us on Twitter and Instagram.

A dead politician in the middle of the floor, an Imperial Inspector searching for a hacker, and a Marshal tracking a charming thief; this is sure to be one hell of a party.   Guest appearances by Alyson Grauer and Drew Mierzejewski Transcript at https://www.tabletopsquadron.com/2019/07/26/transcript-episode-17-theres-been-a-murder/     Join us on Twitter and Instagram.   Content Warnings Drug and alcohol use Strong Language Violence and death Sexual suggestions/scenarios