Talking Naruto

The Swag's in spaceship mode right now for the Mizukage as he faces down Gaara after taking out Ohnoki (Ohnoki's not dead, he just threw his back out) and it's a swagged out battle between two top heavyweights. Then, we just do the Sound 4 fight again with no changes to the results. Real G shit how they made us waste that episode. Oh and Kiba sucks. 

The war rages on with two new episodes, both which can be summed up as Kage Fight Nights. First, we meet the second Mizukage and his giant clam and then Naruto takes on the third Raikage who will stop at nothing to finger Naruto! 

The continuation of the Fourth Great Ninja War continues in earnest when Naruto and Killer Bee run into the edo-tensai team of Nagato and Itachi. These sets of episode illustrate what we've long suspected: The Uchiha family is straight bullshit and Itachi is the biggest bullshit of them all! Check it out as we begin to set the stage to the final conflict! 

The best boyz are back with a tankie ass title and a set of episodes that could be described as filler. Firstly, we're caught up with recent events thanks to Mr. Nara and the Konoha leaf news team, then we deal with Gaara and his shitty dad. 

Been waiting for this ep for much too long! Benel and Lawson go through the Power OVA that punches the clock and passionlessly drives it in like pity sex. It's the final episode of the Power arc and this goes out a damp squib, but the animation is still great and Benel and Lawdawg talk about it! Get into it! 

The boyz are back in town with two more episode into the Power mini-arch. We get up-close in personal with Dokku, Shiseru and the family as they deal with the aftermath of the attack on their village and Dokku is too guilty to bone down. Not us... brother. Not us. 

We're back, bay bay and we're starting the Naruto: Power miniseries that lands smack-dab in the middle of the Great Ninja War arc. Lemme us tell you guys, these set of episode fucks and fucks hard with some dope action and heart-wrenching drama. We meet Dokku, we meet the kids, we meet see the gang and we, most importantly, talk about Martial Arts film which Lawson is an expert in! Hand Claps, Get Into It

Cos' I don't do jobs! This episode has the Boyz talk about a two-episode stretch focusing on the Seven Swordsmen of the mist arch. In the first ep, we meet the twin threats of Jinpachi and Kushimaru as they face Kakashi and Guy. In the second ep, Omoi gets over his social anxiety to battle the lightning blade Ringo! Both solid enough eps but very clearly time-wasters during the Great Ninja War arch. 

We get a big fat flashback episode that stops the momentum dead as we see the first meeting of the Raikage and Tsunade. Clearly, this episode was supposed to be three and cut down into two, because everything is hand-waved at the end and ultimately this was a pointless waste of everyone's time. 

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A very special episode today! We're joined by Zach Snow who is celebrating his birthday with us by talking Naruto, specifically the Killer Bee origin story episodes. The boyz talk horny bee, the no-chill Raikage, Guy being the strongest and fuck Neji. 

Content Warning: Strong, course language of both of a sexual and racial natureThe boys were planning to do more than one episode, but Lawson read Dog N!@@A so we have to talk about it, and talk about it we do. At length. Almost unceasingly, even. We also watch Konohamaru and a legion of Mom battle Sumo wrestlers. It's a wild one! 

Two more eps from the War arc. First up, Team 8 play a game of Among Us as they are trapped in a cave. Second episode involves Deidara dealing with his jobber status. 

The boyz bring you two action pack episodes seated at the beginning of the War arc. The first stand-alone seen Sakura tangle with an assassin who has infiltrated the medical camp all while letting down Sling Guy easy. The boys then talk about Sling Guy crushing gash before watching the next ep involving Team 8 and a game of RoShamBo! Who comes out on top? Gotta listen if you wanna know. 

Two jam-packed episode continuing the War arc. "Madara" changes the playing field when Naruto escapes from confinement and the boys debate the definition of "the strongest" when it comes to this point of the show. Zach Snow joins us for as special guest. 

Soft boi Lawdawg is in tears again over these sets of episode, but before that we get the warrior's tale of Mifune vs. Hanzo, a one off that made us say "Why aren't their all like this?" Then Chogi learns how to use his kindness as a weapon with too many flashbacks!

We're wrapping up the costal portion of the war with the second half of the Gold and Silver brothers being captured with the assist from Ino-Shika-Cho! And then the boys have to sit through a pointless filler that doesn't even have to do with anything!

Special Guest Zach Snow joins the boyz for three more episodes of the War arch. We learn military tactics from Mr. Nara and face down the Gold and Silver Brothers and their mystical ninja weaponry that makes you play the name game! It's a Etymological episode of the Talking Naruto podcast! Buckle up!

We're all over the place with this one. Because of a logics snapfu, we have Lawson quickly rundown the "plot" of 264 before jumping into episodes 265-266, where Kakashi comes face to face with the puppeted Zabusa and Haku, and his squad gets bodied big time by zombies without feelings. We also meet the 7 Swordsmen of the mist and wonder what the big deal. Also, Haku still non-binary!

We're starting the Fourth Great Ninja war with three hot episodes and we watch some returning characters get their shit absolutely pushed back in the form of Sasori and Deidara. We also meet Shin, brother of Sai, and talk about things on our mind. Didn't mean to rhyme, I just flow like that.