Talking Naruto

The Boyz give up talking about these filler episodes and just talk about wrestling for thirty minutes! Enjoy this Talking Smark-esque episode and happy holidays! 

The boys are back and are forced to rewatch the Naruto/Sasuke arc. Just like...those episodes without anything added to it or changed in any significant way. It's truly the worst and the boys are not shy about their displeasure by the tangents in these eps! 

Someone get a stick for bonking, cos the boys are going to horny jail. But before that, they deal with Naruto's unfortunate politics and the attack on Giant Turtle Island.

Check this sleepy, low-energy episode about an amazingly underrated Naruto Shippuden fight as Konan takes on Madara. We're very tired, so writing this episode description is arduous, but we'll try our best as the boys put over Konan as she puts over Madara. 

They finally did it to your boy, but not before Kisame goes out like a real one! This episode has us punching the air, when Might Guy takes on Kisame one on one and we get a look into Kisame's killer ass backstory. We also learn our lesson in regards to sharks and make some well timed and relevant observations about Promised Neverland.

Hands on her knees, red hair, on her ninja shit. The Boyz review these three episodes about Naruto's mom! We talk about Harry Potter, Trad shit and what the fuck Minato is talking about! 

We're out of the fillers and into some hard canon episode with our special guest Alex Ptak. Also we get into Lawson's man-emotions on this one! Get ready to jerk some tears, you tear jerkers! Note: There's some audio issues in this episode, so if things sound a little echoy, we did what we could to fix it. Please don't be too mad at us. C'mon. Eat some food with us. 

Benel and Lawson are at the end of the fillers and they go out with a bang! This ep they talk about micropenises, Naruto's cycle of violence and Kakashi gets vented

Can Benel and Lawson focus for a goddamn second? There are filler episodes to get through. First episode is a Ino-Shika-Cho focused episode. Second episode is a Kiba episode. The boys try to get through it without going off the rails, but this episode starts off the rails and gets lost in the wilderness! Enjoy!

Two new filler episodes! First ep is a surprisingly great Ten-Ten episode, second ep is a down the plate Sai episode. Also the boys play Naruto...What If?

Two more fillers for the week! Episode 235 has Naruto battling kunoichis for marriage rites and Shino gets all up in that ass against a bandit! 

Not much to talk about here so we talk about other stuff! More fillers. First one has Naruto's identity stolen by a bandit. Second is a Konohamaru story where he jobs to Temari! Nothing of value is learned or gained! 

Two solid filler eps sliding down the plate. The first is a Shikamaru-focus mystery ep where the Leaf must survive the perilous Mozuku Bay and the second is a Hinata-focused story where the ladies go out for some much needed R&R. Plus, Benel and Lawson discuss the term "Latinx" and come up with a brand new (and possibly most offensive) X-Men ever!

We got two big eps as we slowly make our way through the fillers. Episode 229 has the Leaf ship starving over some mushrooms and Episode 230 has us fearing Shadow clone existential dread! Two horrifying episodes for the price of one! 

Benel and Lawson watch two quick nothing fillers this week. First one is about a monster island. Second one is about drunken Rock Lee. None of them matter! Enjoy

Three episodes of filler consisting of harvesting, skateboards, ghost ships and the hunt for the dread one piece! Plus insane tangents. 

We don't even know what our blurb should be for this episode. It goes all over the place and will assuredly get us cancelled. But the filler returns with Naruto getting his special S-class mission, Raikage bullying Killer Bee, some maritime adventures, and pro-choice politics. Buckle the fuck up, dawg. 

The boyz are back with a set of episodes covering the aftermath of the big events happening leading up to the Great Ninja War arc. Karin does her best Takeshi 69 impression, Kabuto cucks Madara-Tobi and Kakashi races Guy!

Because you demanded it, we're uploading the patreon exclusive episode about Devilman Crybaby with special guest Jake Flores! We talk about this mind-bending anime available on Netflix which is about everything and everyone! 

Short set of eps as Benel is still furious at the ticket that he got! The boys discuss big Shonen Protag energy and we move right ahead into our next season of Naruto!