Hard Factor

Episode 1598, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:40) - Happy Thanksgiving Eve have fun trying to hook up with your ex and stay safe! (00:03:10) - Mark’s new Appwall (apple taped to the wall) (00:06:15) - Boris Epshteyn who looks like a character is out of the Trump sphere for being a little shady with money (00:18:30) - San Franciscan media influencer Ricci Wynne who has shown the homeless problem off, is arrested for being a pimp (00:27:50) - Indonesian man finds out that his wife

Episode 1597, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:04:00) A Chinese robot breaks into other robots' systems and convinces them to follow it “home” (00:17:05) Man gets revenge on his boss by ejaculating into his beard oil (00:25:30) Texas passes Bluebonnet Curriculum to incentivize Bible study in public schools (00:34:55) ISS has gotten Stinky as Suni and Butch are STILL trapped up there Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord

Episode 1596, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Thanksgiving Show Schedule and Commanders Special Teams Collapse 00:06:38 - MDMA Gnome(s) seized by police in the southern Netherlands 00:19:45 - South Korean Man eats his way out of Military Draft, gets extra year of service (also, WW3 the game, of course) 00:26:00 - Substitute bus driver drops off entire bus at wrong freezing location, kids stranded 00:33:04 - Sarah Duterte will take on any assassination attempt, and put you

Episode 1595 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:01:02 Jay Leno’s Face 00:07:40 Gaetz-Gate finally over, Fetterman has hilarious commentary 00:22:13 Michigan hunters die of heart attacks while hauling away heavy deer 00:26:16 Justin Sun buys banana taped to wall art piece for 6.2 million 00:33:10 Update on dad who faked death and fled family Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly

Episode 1594 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:50 - Story teases 00:03:00 - Matt Gaetz horny link chart leaked from ethics report 00:05:05 - AI Jesus in Switzerland is taking your confession 00:17:50 - Logan Paul sends look alike to crypto interview  00:27:05 - New language survey around global English proficiency 00:29:00 - Razzlekahn is back! The chick that scammed 11b in crypto 00:35:20 - Naked doctor j/oed on female employees Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFa

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Episode 1592 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:02:10 Renaissance Festival Shenanigans 00:08:00 21-Year-old Massachusetts man punches sister in the face at Disney World 00:19:10 Matt Gaetz details are still emerging from 17-year-old’s lawyer 00:29:20 Putin criticizer and ballet dancer dies after falling 60 feet from his window 00:34:05 P Diddy’s cell is raided as he is abusing the phones and running the jail 00:37:40 Two Welsch drug dealers call cops to see if anyone found their huge bag

Episode 1591 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:02:32 Weekend recap and story previews 00:05:34 WW3 Trending… Again: 00:16:25 Penguin Accidentally Swims to Australia 00:23:23 Man caught smuggling 320 tarantulas and 120 centipedes 00:29:50 Someone stole over a million dollars worth of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila 00:35:29 Cops Out Here Stealing Nudes During Stops Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podc

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Episode 1584 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: BetterHelp: Let the gratitude flow, with BetterHelp.  Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Factor Meals: Head to www.factormeals.com/hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:35) - Intros (00:04:18) - Pat left the group chat  (00:20:24) - What’s going to happen to Trump’s legal cases (00:26:31) - Theories on what led to the election results Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1583 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: BetterHelp: Let the gratitude flow, with BetterHelp.  Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Factor Meals: Head to www.factormeals.com/hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:50 - Story Teases and we are doing a live election show tonight and will cover the election the rest of the week 00:03:30 - Japanese teens aren’t even getting their first kiss until after 18 00:18:20 - Live comments 00:19:00 - The UK decided to save giant spiders who are thriving 00:26:40 - You can get mosquitos to stop breeding by deafening the males 00:30:00 - NFL trade deadline update 00:33:30 - Strawberry the drunkest pig y

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Episode 1580 - Brought to you by: Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Factor Meals: Head to www.factormeals.com/hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Alien Wes is in the House! 00:05:43 - Garbage-gate: Trump MSG Rally -> Biden Response -> Garbage Force 1 00:21:21 - The worst TikTok trend EVER.... Competitive begging 00:30:41 - The Dodger's win and Kershaw's dad bod is in offseason shape already 00:32:45 - New Documentary reveals over 20K workers dead working on Saudi Arabia's "The Line" and Neom planned community 00:33:42 - Mexican Supreme Court to be voted on moving forward 00:35:47 - Russian court fined google more than the world's GDP for being jealous of YouTube 00:37:15 - Joe Exotic seeking asylum for h

Episode 1579 - Brought to you by our incredible sponsors:   Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US   Factor Meals: Head to www.factormeals.com/hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month   Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!!   Timestamps:   (00:01:09) – White House Halloween stream (00:03:49) - Kids in Des Moines allowed or Trick or Treat for the first time since 1938 (00:09:11) – Million-dollar fake teacher credential scandal (00:15:29) - Nigerian Witchcraft (00:34:46) - Woman suing Netflix for making her look exactly as crazy as she is in new UFO abduction doc (00:27:59) - 107 your old Chinese woman is growing a horn out of her head         (00:30:57) - Woman has the hundreds of intense orgasms a day disorder (00:37:07) - Korean Hog Charges and Bites Man inside Train Station B