Hard Factor

A moron in California thought he had won $10K on a scratch-off, turns out is was actually $10 million, but he told his roommates about it and got it stolen, now he may be getting it back… listen to find out. Another dog has shot and severely injured its owner, this time it was a former LSU football player on a duck hunting trip. Two women in North Carolina are charged with kidnapping and sexual battery after confronting a transgender person in the ladies bathroom; and a Lightning Round of other headlines, including Jeff Bezos getting a divorce, billionaire Norwegian wife held ransom for $10 million, President Trump walking out of his meeting and cutting FEMA funding to California, and Johnny Bobbitt has been found.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

R. Kelly is under criminal investigation in Georgia for his sexual appetite that was outlined in the TV series Surviving R. Kelly. Bill Timmons (pictured), the CEO of a health facility in Phoenix has resigned after it's come to light that his staff, and possibly others, had been having sex with their vegetative patients for years. Political activist/donor Ed Buck has allegedly been home for two mysterious deaths in his apartment; and a Lightning Round of other headlines, including the “special announcement” from President Trump about the border wall on Tuesday night, a Mueller investigation update, GoFundMe scammer misses his court date, and a crazy woman in Arizona pleads not guilty to stalking a guy she sent over 159,000 unanswered texts to.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cyntoia Brown has been granted clemency after serving almost half her life for a murder committed while she was a child prostitute. A middle school teacher in Idaho has been declared not guilty of animal cruelty after he fed a sick puppy to a snapping turtle in his classroom last year. We head over to Elon's World where SpaceX and NASA are preparing for the first test launch of the Falcon 9 Rocket and Dragon Spaceship; and a Lightning Round of other headlines, including a shooting in Playa del Carmen, President Trump's national address, Pete Davidson getting it in, Kevin Spacey pleas not guilty, racist showdown at the Dollar General, and Julian Assange is salty.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An overview of the 60 Minutes interview where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez outlined her agenda and views on the existing state of DC. A man in Poland is on trial for his faulty design of an escape room that led to several horrific deaths. A woman in Florida assaulted her elderly parents for not taking her to Outback Steakhouse; and a Lightning Round of other headlines, including the government shutdown, baby changing tables, the Golden Globes, and more.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mitt Romney releases an Op-Ed blasting Trump's presidential skills, and Trump fires back asking Mitt to stop being a sore loser. Turns out the world's oldest woman from France was actually a daughter who took over her mother's identity to avoid inheritance tax. PETA wants to shut down animal mascots after the Bevo/Uga dust-up; and a Lightning Round of other headlines, including “coercive control” in Ireland, government shutdown watch, and RIP to three legends.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ex-Marine Paul Whelan has been arrested in Russia as an alleged spy for the United Sates. The town of Chandler, Arizona is revolting against driverless cars that are being tested there by Google. Finally, a Lightning Round of other headlines that covers kids causing trouble in zoos, Elizabeth Warren's presidential run, jerk-off terrorists, a miracle baby in Russia, and the US government shutdown.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of New Year's Eve, we draft a group of people we'd most like to party with for the celebration; and a Lightning Round of other headlines including, the treatment of migrant children, a pay freeze for federal employees, John Kelly's exit interview, a fat newborn in Texas, a man who married a hologram, college bowl game update, NFL playoff race update, and offended witches.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special holiday Trumpdate, including educating seven year-olds about the improbability of Santa Clause, the government shutdown, and bone spurs. We go over week 4 weight loss competition results, with a little shakeup in the rankings; and a lightning round of other headlines, including a real life bad Santa, Kevin Spacey creeping out on YouTube, more tsunamis in Indonesia, Thailand legalizes medical marijuana, a BIG winner at the casino, and a GoFundMe scam update.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump announced on Wednesday that the US has defeated ISIS in Syria and is therefore going to begin withdrawing troops from the country. The Washington, DC Attorney General's Office slapped a big law suit on Facebook that could result in up to $1.7 Billion in penalties. We go through an update on the Hard Factor, Hard Body Weight Loss Competition, with the loser eating a honey bun and chugging a beer on air for punishment. Finally, a lightning round of other headlines, including border wall GoFundMe, stolen tiny house, El Chapo trial update, and a new congressional report on pot.     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Flynn had his sentencing hearing postponed, but not before having a ton of shit talked to him by the judge about his questionable decisions to act as a foreign agent. The Trump Foundation, the family charity, is being forcibly dissolved for all kinds of money handling violations. A woman in Louisiana is infuriating some of her more religious neighbors with an amazing inflatable dragon nativity scene in her front lawn; and a lightning round of other headlines, including a government shutdown avoided, RIP Penny Marshall, the new ban on bump stocks, Tucker Carlson in the doghouse, and much more.     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A “groundbreaking” new study from England claims it has evidence that frequent sex is more important to men than women in terms of how how happy it makes them. A ballsy prison inmate in South Carolina is suing the Department of Corrections for not providing him with marijuana. A family in Missouri is ordered to watch Bambi, repetitively, to atone for their deer murdering ways; and a Lightning Round of other headlines, including Les Moonves, New York nunchuck ban lifted, a Senate report on election meddling, and Ocasio-Cortez in the mini soft corner.     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A husband and wife duo in Breaux Bridge, Louisiana opened a college prep school in 2005 and has been successfully duping Ivy League schools into accepting their students the entire time with falsified documentation. Vladimir Putin has been giving his thoughts on why the Russian government should be in control of rap music; and a Lightning Round of other headlines, including Rudy Giuliani stirring shit up on TV, Pete Davidson suicide scare, Cardi B and Offset, and multiple arrests at the Reno Santa Crawl.     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices