Budpod With Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Fear the venom snake, pints of t-shirts and dream jokes, off brand murals and Uncanny Goofy, George W Bush re-assessed, Kim Jong Un's diet. Marjorie is stuck in Buckingham Palace. Correspondence: oven-ready poos, astrology meetings, using action hero catchphrases in the loo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we are remotely joined by special guest and excellent comedian Glenn Moore! The boys discuss other people’s “wet”, sea creatures, diabetes and disease names, treating takeaways like boats, open auditions, billionaires’ habits, Glenn’s poo timing.CORRESPONDENCE: being born clutching stuff and how horrible being born is, Welsh turd orchid on D of E, Dubairroeha – farting into a fan, horoscope accuracy and the stock phrases and shitty jokes people inflict on a junior doctor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Isolated Correspondence Special!Phil is going to be on HIGNFY remotely, the 5G conspiracy, Correspondence special: white jeans red cherries, Hannibum Rectum, German tat attack, Oktoberfest poo, lockdown exercise is impossible: when do you start running? Phil caught a man trying to burgle a wine shop, fake Japanese video game names, Mexican dick tat! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phil has a new mic and dinged it! Kitchen physics and wasteland pub quizzes. Suspicious hay fever. Incestuous underpants borrowing. Pierre’s sketch show is here! Here: https://youtu.be/c9ZMCN60lVAHow to enjoy your isolation, Rebecca Austin’s diary site: https://finedandycomedy.comHow long have YOU been inside in a row? TAT ATTACK! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang discuss Death Stranding: throwing poo at ghosts, No-context Japan, the mafia’s real-estate business, everyone’s gone baking mad including Phil, football is annoying Pierre from beyond the grave, Phil is cooking like a fancy boy again and Pierre might join him, rumours of the Fringe’s demise, large ticketed SLAMS. Correspondence: haemorrhoids chat, KOJI Jack, Chloe Petts nominates Pierre, more wooden laser merchandise tat!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a LOCKDOWN! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss their quarantine routines, panic buying, Harvey Weinstein has corona virus, plagues, Pierre has started drawing ASMR cartoons for YouTube, the craggly to handsome and smooth scale, the Michael Shannon line, Tim Allen, the farm for child stars.Sketches: Pierre feeds a mannequin yoghurt, Phil is in Big BrotherCorrespondence: corridor poo with a wallet, sugary beetle poo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BudPandemic!Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang bring you a quarantined pod! Pierre is in self-quarantine and Phil just doesn’t want to go outside. The boys discuss the epidemic and the end of the world, Pierre can only taste things like a cretin, cancellations and the human spirit, sneaky wipers, BudPod’s accidental relevance, the British love of authority AND freedom – the Blitz is back! Misinformation golden age, reading vs videogames, Pierre might become a YouTuber, Boris Johnson doesn’t have enough beds for his own kids, Pierre is going to shave his whole beard off, conspiracy theory bullshit, Phil’s airmiles are useless, Correspondence! Accidental euphemisms, OK thank you tables, train toilet floor wipe harvest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang return with Adam Hess for part 2 of the Mega Pod! Smug Actually, Corona Virus – how physical are bugs? Phil saw a bunch of drunks riding horses. An INCREDIBLE GIFT from Number Weapon Matt! Adam joins in with some correspondence. ME BUM TOO. A G’Morning update. The Christmas Uncle and teacher poo. Adam’s ensuite showers and midnight poos. Is wood food? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A year of BudPod! To celebrate, here is the first part of a MEGA POD where Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie are joined by the brilliant Adam Hess! Talkin' 'bout: Neighbours, Formula One, train announcements, communion bread, Marjorie clips under the ground, young Jesus, movies ruin life, Adam digging a bunker, Atlantis and hoaxes, The Voynich Manuscript, another episode of Bear With Me, Adam and Phil have been publicly shamed, Phil got caught using a silly fake email, The Good Old Days of Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

51! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang discuss Scouse Samuel L Jackson, are aliens feeding us microchips? Wiccans, incels, what are your existential near misses? Were you a child alchemist? Knife fighting club. Phil fears concussion and comedian Kieran Boyd fears veins despite loving Death Metal. Everyone’s job is to die. Who will lose against Donald Trump? Priti Patel is a pure villain. Correspondence: Phil has a lesbian personals lookalike, a poo-kiss on the sack, more jazz names,  and THE MOST PRIVATELY DEVASTATING AND VIVID POO STORY WE HAVE EVER READ – THE NADIR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Half Century! Naughty Numbers and their genders – do YOU agree? The worst parts of the body and our useless flesh cages.  Engineering Urban Myths. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss their drag names. Coronavirus update from Leeds. Chinese ghosts and vampires. The Sandlerennaissance! What’s the worst reality show Phil would do? Why do Ant and Dec keep working? Heavy metal tat song. Correspondence: cow and chicken, courage the cowardly dog and more, wintergreen sweets, bad grandma’s cereal soup, post-zoo cider farts, and feeding tacos to your inner bitch.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Correspondent’s Valentine’s Dinner! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang answer your emails. Phil practices his Bath accent, Pierre talks about shredded miners, they talk about Popeye. Correspondence includes MORE TAT, a fantastic Norway poo, what does BITCH stand for, a hotel poo story that not even HER HUSBAND knows about!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sovereignty Pod! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang are FREE AT LAST! Fishing is important, EU sadness or not sadness, Michelin stars and birthday mysteries from the maître d. Wine is to Phil what guns are to Pierre. 1917 is a brilliant film obviously and Pierre’s reading books suspiciously. Phil’s on tour! What’s Pierre’s version of blackface? Does Phil have coronavirus?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Birthpod 2: Rise of Pierre! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk about Hitman the games, the Astrology epidemic and both being Aquarius. Pierre was a caesarean goth baby. Body hair and shaving/waxing boys? The Wolf People of Mexico. Chinese pirate queen. Fukboiz getting into star charts and how to try to beat their evolutionary adaptability – the route to a new renaissance? Medical advances? Correspondence and tat!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phil’s birth pod! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss Wikipedia identity theft, Birthday Pods, gambling and monkey brain, zoos, going to the dentist, being near-mint condition, tat attack AND correspondence! Orwell’s apps, bum bubbles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brimful of splasher! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang talk about their Poo Years Resopooshits, the Frank Skinner West End run, routine and WE TACKLE SOME MORE CORRESPONDENCE! Such as: riding a bike with no hands, spinning tower restaurants, The Shame In Spain Falls Mainly On My Brain, The Pit Shit, toilet tat, toilet codes, and many more!   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crappy Poo Smear! It’s 2020! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk about new years, rogue testicles, octopus salad, How Are You, Raging Ball, piles of piles, circumcision and lots of lovely correspondence! Reach out thebudpod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie bring you a freshly wrapped audio gift! A festive episode full of silly fun, Phil and Pierre swap GIFts, baby detectives, Christmas snails, lovely festive tat, eating things alive, dipping turkey, the Queen’s speech, the meat tree, zwartepiet, Jim Carrey’s weird brain, crying at Christmas films, kids want to sleep with cartoon animals, Pierre waxes lyrical about Bedknobs and Broomsticks, some GOOD correspondence, have a good festive season! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Election Reaction! Well listeners, hope you’re ready to be privatised and eat chlorine chicken. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie react to the election and try to find some silver linings. They talk about the poshest Tory election party they ever went to, appearing on an online stream, armies of Ghost Voters, make fun of conspiracy theorists and they work on their Italian Londoner accents! Pierre did an ART for charity, check it out at the Fiumano Clase gallery if you like and talks about encountering a PodBud in the airport and Phil scared the shit out of a fan onboard a flight.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Correspondents’ Christmas Dinner! A very high yuletide standard! Lots of founding farters too. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie touch upon local museums, shiny glass pebbles, The Order of The Brown Cloth, our second ever Dangerous Handshake, Tin Foil Anus, Dick Amulets and the Poo Blenders, Icelandic law and a kinky stinky story, another Budpod BudBaby story and, to close, a lovely hotdog from an oversized two-year-old son. Please subscribe and rate us five stars on iTunes! Get in touch @thebudpod on twitter or TheBudPod@gmail.com!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.