Budpod With Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

40 today! Mid-life crisis! Phil is eating chocolate because he is a revolting boy. Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang discuss Ren and Stimpy close ups, inventing things that already exist, surfers surfing into poo, Mayan wheels, Pierre and Frank looking at artefacts like REAL celebrities, Phil had a stomach bug and OOOWEE! But who is to blame? Pierre’s beefy bakewell. What other flavour combinations are unacceptable? More jazz names! Marshmallow roots! Correspondence too: our bum bum talk nearly ruined an anniversary party, can you chop a mountain, Sue Perkins break up and a great Okay Thank You from Lauren who coins a great new term. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lucky numbers, everyone will have their own church bell for 15 minutes, Wang's been in China! One of us never broke into a school – it's worth licking an alcy. Ghost ship lollipop, SJW Barbie, Woody was a confederate, noncebag featuring Prince Andrew, Epstein Brain, Paedo Dinner Party Conundrum! LOADS OF TAT but no sketches this week, sorry! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 38 POP FIZZ CLINK What is England’s tourism jingle? Visit Wales – you won’t even notice for a bit! Phil’s tour is already selling out! Safari tips. MORE TAT ATTACK! Phil and Pierre dissect the circumstances and fate of Uncle Fatty. Who runs Monkey Fat Camp? Correspondence includes: hospital poo inspection, the verb “to mud”, Irish vampires, Full Monkey Jacket. Get in touch! @thebudpod thebudpod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Attack Of The Tat! Rock out to some AdRock! Phil’s voice, right to bear cans will never be abused, Phil is off to China, who looks English? THE VERY FIRST TAT ATTACK! We’ve been enjoying all the awful TAT you’ve sent us, including SIX LITTLE STORIES WITH A LOT OF MEANING. Phil is still angry about Task Master. Check out Johnny White’s latest show on BandCamp here! https://johnnywhitereallyreally.bandcamp.com/album/unending-torment Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 36! BudSquared! It’s a telephone pod! Pierre Novellie and Phil Wang talk about the rugby world cup, learning mathematics from 17thcentury warfare games, we admit being in the Illuminati again, being near water makes you wise, Japan is a nation of ASMR. We also discuss how the Tories have kicked off their election campaign by returning to their insane, evil roots and how the population might be a gimp. Some good correspondence too! Phil went on a DREAM date with HOOP earrings, Number Weapons Matt gets back in touch to describe a very cringe moment indeed and Angus breaks Phil’s heart with regards to the blackcurrent flavour Lemsip. Get in touch at @thebudpod on Twitter or thebudpod@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 35! Correspondents’ Dinner Three: BudPod and The Prisoner of Azkaban!  Lots of cry laughing in this one. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie indulge in their RIGHT TO BEAR CANS and go through your fantastic correspondence. The boys discuss genealogy, imperialism and vasectomies. Are YOU a Founding Farter? Do the boys reference poo a lot? Yes, but only via the works of Alan Moore and Germaine Greer! Why not sit on my ass and see how hard it is? Correspondence includes: wiping your bum on a wet hill, Louis Armstrong’s favourite laxative, using toilet paper mummy hands to pick up dumps (what if poos were alive?), friendly French urinal gay guy, poo-filled harem pants and a naughty story from DEADLINE NEWS! WHAT A SCOOP! thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Laksa Splitpants! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie vaguely bring back number weapons. Phil got a massage from Wikipedia disguised as a Japanese guy.Pierre’s lost his Laksa Virginity! They’ve been up to their balls in laksa at Sambal Shiok just off Holloway Road. The boys enjoyed some soft-core prawns that make Phil want to believe in intelligent design. What animals are letters? Giraffe’s are a giant h. PodBuds are now so good at tagging bad Brexit jokes on twitter that people fear them. Do you wash your hair before, after or even DURING your haircut? Have you ever grossed out your barber? We discuss a Question Time idiot and Belfast and get distracted by a rainbow before the Laksa made us fall asleep like little BABIES. The harrowing truth behind The Simpsons and the revolting aspects of twee home decorations and greetings cards. Correspondence: Chinese Slugs! Split pants!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

33! It’s the Jesus Episode! Midlife Christis! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss the different stages of life crisis, monks trapped in statues, what would you burn yourself to death for? Lemsip or crusty rolls? Deadline news! Gregory P Mango! (We now think he is some kind of journalist!) Novellie talks dice collections and shiny shiny rocks for fish tanks. We talk about Pierre’s pogs and Phil’s obsession with Detective Barbie. Correspondence! It turns out we are VILE AND ABSURD, Billy’s dad shat on a runway, walking like a testicle duck and Phil is off to do Roast Battle with our very own Fern Brady! Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on Twitter!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thirty poo! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie engage in some BAKE OFF CHAT! It’s a poopy start, beware. We are products of our parents’ anuses. PHIL WAS ON GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF EXTRA SLICE. He met a sexy baby and Stacey OBSEEEEEESSSSSED Dooley! Pierre is suspicious of public cakes and Phil hates huggers. Phil gets Baby Spice to admit her darkest preferences. We pick over Justin Trudeau’s blackface and brownface obsession and cancellation in general: WHAT’S IN YOUR CANCELLATION SURVIVAL PACK? In the correspondence we pay tribute to the SHAKESPEARE of podcasts: Adam Buxton. Bear buttplugs, shart and cancellation insurance, some poops and a REAL Hostel Horror Story! Also including Bake Off Innuendo and racist David Bowie. @thebudpod on Twitter or TheBudPod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 31! Phil loves Japan beating Ireland, tales from the road, Roman emperor thumbs including Augustus the Bitch, turn the UK off and on again, Munchetty’s hospital pass and we finally ask: where is the racist news? No Deal is like a German cannibal. What’s your internal age? Check out Phil’s dancing GIF. The renaissance artist Wangellie. The BudPod SAVES A MAN’S LIFE, or at least his dick. Side quests and pod gorging. Get in touch! thebudpod@gmail.comor @thebudpod on Twitter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RANK YOUR STARCHES! Part two of the 30th birthday breakdown bonanza! Phil Wang, Pierre Novellie and Fern Brady discuss bread and pasta, deadlifting, brunch and morning meat vs afternoon meat. Featuring two of the BEST EVER POO STORIES - food poisoning and bag-based! Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on Twitter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 30 part A! Join Phil Wang, Pierre Novellie and Fern Brady for the first part of the double 30th mega pod! The trio talk dildo warehouses, instagram perverts sending us messages, bathwater, THE NAPPY MAN, married condoms and condom villains and, of course, a fantastic poo story. Get in touch! thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on twitter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Correspondent’s Special 2: Electric Boogaloo! That’s right, PodBuds, Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie devote another entire episode to your high-quality nonsense and poo stories. Get in touch! TheBudPod@gmail.comor @theBudPod on Twitter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Premium Beef Snacks! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk biltong and agree to The Greatest Wager Of All Time – The Great Mouth Noise Wager! Pierre and Phil discuss Japanese Voldemort, the awful tweeness of Lin Manuel Miranda, and some great poopy correspondence. Get in touch! TheBudPod@gmail.com or @theBudPod on Twitter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Podarch of the Glen! The last day of the Fringe! Some great correspondence but no sketches this week! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss high fashion and ignoring hot models, body types, Dirty Monday and the end of the Fringe horror, Phil is off to Scandinavia and Pierre has some cool news about Frank Skinner, Malaysian ketchup. Phil has been conducting the Slurpies, his East Asian food awards, Spangler Merbels, Szechuan pepper and disappointing bibimbap. Phil loves to bitch, Pierre’s lowlights are explained in a tortured chef metaphor. Correspondence includes: Argentine dried up fannies, Phil’s mouth noises, Brendan sends in a French poo story. Get in touch! TheBudPod@gmail.com or @TheBudPod on Twitter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BravePod! With Iain Stirling! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss inspiring quotes before chatting to comedian, sparkling wit and the voice of Love Island: Iain Stirling. The boys chat about Greyfriars Bobby, Lena Dunham describing Iain’s porn glasses, irony, public appearances, having a panic attack at a corporate and being slandered by weirdos, Iain’s audience of organized oldies and youngies, the unoffendablity of Scottish grannies, fizzy juice – a soft drink for a soft man, toothpaste discipline, Iain being the worst scout ever. We do correspondence with Iain and it’s great: I Fucked A Dog the musical, farts and poops. Get in touch @thebudpod or thebudpod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CaledoniPod! Its Episode 25, our latex anniversary! We have new tech and microphones to celebrate! Spiky pee prophecy. Tom Jones and Elvis are in our heads. Drawing your own porn. Health complaints and lots of fringe complains – wow we are tired! Phil’s moderately racial gin trolley. Pierre is haunted by WOOers. Barbarian Lads and audiences weeing. Phil’s worst evening ever: he had an OOer, a reviewer and a pee pee pants. No correspondence this week as we are saving it up for guests! But do get in touch! @TheBudPod on Twitter or TheBudPod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arthur’s Pod! Churchill Brunch, Bristol Berlusconi, toasties, raw eggs, the sexiest animal to get the ladies, Fringe recommendations, Pierre and Phil nearly fought a racist, the precise arrangement of God’s dick and balls, censorship and some GREAT correspondence. IMAGINE doing an Okay Thank You to ISIS! Pierre does his Jacob Rees Mogg impression. Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.comor on Twitter @thebudpod ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EdinPodBud! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie hit the Edinburgh Festival Fringe! No sketches this week, sorry sweet listeners! Phil’s secret shame show. Season finale of the UK Banter! Phil finds an accent loophole. Sassy train child VS rude Australian man. Pointless retweets, a brief guest GUEST appearance by Glenn Moore, sommelier nonsense and more Phil wine snobbery, water tasters and CORRESPONDENCE!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BorisPod! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie are exhausted by the heat. Boris finally gets to deliver the speech he wrote as a sinister child. Saudi wizards and baguettes. Necromancer strategy and zombie chat! Phil wears earplugs because he losing his mind, sleep hallucinations and The Hag. We discuss only forming negative memories like comedian Garrett Millerick. The Twitter Rage Machine and its addictiveness, full of hate. Bum conductor and lots of lovely correspondence. Prepare for FringePod starting from NEXT WEEK! Get in touch, GMAIL is thebudpod@gmail.comor twitter is @thebudpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.