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Maddy Court aka Xena Worrier Princess joins Rose and Gala to dish about her Scorpio struggles and offer up her Lezdom to those seek her advice. What’s Cheryl Dunye got to do with it? Find out

Rose and Gala want to know who put the X in your Mercury Rx this Scorpio season. In an episode full of anecdotes and apocrypha, your favorite sapphists sing the praises of our Zodiac’s moodiest water sign. Find out what Rose says about drowning in a pit filled with snakes!

Was your first girlfriend also a Libra? Rose and Gala want to know who struck the inaugural blow to your heart this chilly autumnal season. Cozy up with a tea and perk your homo ears as they discuss all things cardinal and the price of sal...Saturn.

Rose and Gala savor the dog days of summer with a Virgo-charged episode that is equal parts criticism and praise, a combo these Earthy babes need to survive! Tune in for Rose’s Lily Tomlin obsession, Gala’s Virgo PHD, polarity pondering, and more!

Gala and Rose usher Leo season out in regal fashion with a round of Top/Bottom/Vers and a roundup of the greatest Leo Dykes that never were.  Click here to support us on Patreon :)

Congrats! You made it! Sort of? Rose and Gala try to make sense of the eclipse season/Mercury Rx pileup, and dish on Midsommer, Big Little Lies, 90s Boy Bands, and an overwhelming sense of dread. Don't worry, there's some laughs in there too... Click to support us on Patreon :)

This pride weekend, Rose and Gala play with roles that remind you no matter what gender you are, it’s all in the family. They’re not gay as in happy but queer as in mournful... but still managing to have more fun than straight people. If you're feeling a little eclipsed, there's a reason! Don't feel too bad if you're ready to climb down from the mountain top and and burrow into the sand with the crabs. We could all learn a thing or two from our  ♋️friends in their birthday season.

Is there an astrological predictor of bedroom behavior, or does it really take all kinds? Rose and Gala introduce a new segment, and try to get to the *bottom* (pun intended) of all the Gemini hate. 

Rose and Gala rub real hard on an age old conundrum: Lesbian Bed Death. What gives and who can’t get it up?  Is resurrection possible? Listen up for our ideas on  (C)ommunicating (P)rocessing (R)esusitation 4  (L)esbian (B)ed (D)eath Also if you support the work think about becoming a Patreon subscriber (in the future,  we promise to hit you with those silly out takes and inside-only convos about the worst things about the best signs) www.patreon.com/bigdykeenergy

In the latest episode, Gala and Rose talk Tank Girl, queer dystopias, black holes, and grappling with environmental crisis while Uranus settles into Taurus.

 “Are you codependent or are you just happy to see me?” Rose and Gala discuss the age old lez conundrum of renting a Uhaul and losing your autonomy. What can this Aries season teach us about secure attachment? Is that just the right master lock for your truck? Find out!

Are you gen x, gen (wh)y, gen z, or a millennial? What if generations were divided by Pluto’s position, instead? Gala and Rose delve deep into the Pluto in Scorpio Generation and offer up some sapphic answers. Tune in for the sick sad world of murderous muff divers and slutty sirens that helped define a powerful new generation of dykes.

Dontcha think? Rose and Gala talk wounded healers, evolved masculinity, queer roots, and the centaur's ingress into Aries. Oh, and Xena: Warrior Princess, of course. 

With news of an L Word reboot looming, Rose and Gala ask the burning question: is this the way that we live--and love? Plenty of dykegressions, a laundry list of complaints, and some hotly contended debates over the astrological signs of the hit series' main characters. 

It’s not easy being queer but it sure is educational! In their debut episode, Rose and Gala explore the different love languages of the zodiac in preparation for Valentine’s Day. Tune in for "dykegressions", Astro illumination, and some sweet company, too!